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A guys first time...
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!
> Bleep.
i like the way AfroJoe thinks
He's actually really clever.
And I'd take no posts over crap posts any time.
> Penguins eat fish.
Liar
*Points*
> That would be fantastically crap and very annoying.
So is moaning and saying 'i'm not leaving because bla bla bla'
Not saying you do, but it is something we can do before...well before people just stop posting. (harsh but true)
*eats penguin*
> Stop posting your chain mails, none of them are funny.
At least I am posting and non sulking in the shadows. If I don't post then nobody else will make the effort and the forum will shrivel into nothingness.