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Chain mail alert. I found it funny though - have a look.
A guys first time...
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!
A guys first time...
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!
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Makes lots of spammy posts and made lots of blatant GAD posts too, which means he is a valuable member of the forum AND a serious poster respectively.
yeah i'm wondering the same thing! he has been here about 150 days and has some how form a legion of minions in next to no time.
Ahem. Does anyone mind me asking who this Kyz guy is? YOu all seem to love him, and I don't have a clue who he is. I wasn't gone for that long, surely.
i thought that was pretty amusing
El Blokey wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> He meant insinuating.
>
> No, I meant intimating. Dictionary.com's definition: "To make
> known subtly and indirectly; hint."
What a queer word, it ist even in the new oxford dictionary.
> cookie monster wrote:
> He meant insinuating.
>
> No, I meant intimating. Dictionary.com's definition: "To make
> known subtly and indirectly; hint."
What a queer word, it ist even in the new oxford dictionary.
El Blokey wrote:
> Stop posting your chain mails, none of them are funny.
They should send you a wet tea bag you know. You are always moaning like a senile old man who has mislaid his false teeth who murmers to himself about "nasty kids" who stole his teeth, and then you will find your teeth and still rave and rant about the "nasty kids" hising your teeth from you even though they are in the jar where they always are when you wake up.
> Stop posting your chain mails, none of them are funny.
They should send you a wet tea bag you know. You are always moaning like a senile old man who has mislaid his false teeth who murmers to himself about "nasty kids" who stole his teeth, and then you will find your teeth and still rave and rant about the "nasty kids" hising your teeth from you even though they are in the jar where they always are when you wake up.
Whats with all this thinking???
HAVE MERCY ON ME!!
HAVE MERCY ON ME!!
Manta wrote:
> i like the way AfroJoe thinks
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I like the way I think too.
Sheep curry.
> i like the way AfroJoe thinks
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I like the way I think too.
Sheep curry.
cookie monster wrote:
> He meant insinuating.
No, I meant intimating. Dictionary.com's definition: "To make known subtly and indirectly; hint."
Yes, it isn't El Blokey forums, but it isn't 'crappy sex jokes from e-mails that have been sent to everyone nine times already forums' either!
> He meant insinuating.
No, I meant intimating. Dictionary.com's definition: "To make known subtly and indirectly; hint."
Yes, it isn't El Blokey forums, but it isn't 'crappy sex jokes from e-mails that have been sent to everyone nine times already forums' either!
Kyz22 wrote:
> No Blokey I wasn't - Some users are though, waiting for GAD1 to come
> storming back into their sad little lives. I am posting whatever I
> want, it isnt a Blokey forum - it is an SR forum, I think sometimes
> you forget that.
work the upper body
punch to the nose
upper cut
and it's a knock out
Kyz22 am the winner
> No Blokey I wasn't - Some users are though, waiting for GAD1 to come
> storming back into their sad little lives. I am posting whatever I
> want, it isnt a Blokey forum - it is an SR forum, I think sometimes
> you forget that.
work the upper body
punch to the nose
upper cut
and it's a knock out
Kyz22 am the winner
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