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Chain mail alert. I found it funny though - have a look.
A guys first time...
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!
A guys first time...
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!
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El Blokey wrote:
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> What prompted your return, Stryke?
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Iv'e been lurking in the Movies forum and Life for a while. Been amusing to see Goatboy throw his toys out of the pram and IB get some man-love off his old worshippers. Thought I'd check in FOG Chat and insult some people. It's been a while, y'see.
>
> What prompted your return, Stryke?
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Iv'e been lurking in the Movies forum and Life for a while. Been amusing to see Goatboy throw his toys out of the pram and IB get some man-love off his old worshippers. Thought I'd check in FOG Chat and insult some people. It's been a while, y'see.
Yep i haven't seen stryke sinced that near miss in the election a while back, in fact kyzz22 has taken his election place as runner up
Kyz22 wrote:
> Anyhow Blokey the posts I do from now on will not be
> 'Blatant GAD posts' as you like to call 'em.
"Made". Past tense. Because now you can't win GAD for Townie Hawks stuff.
What prompted your return, Stryke?
> Anyhow Blokey the posts I do from now on will not be
> 'Blatant GAD posts' as you like to call 'em.
"Made". Past tense. Because now you can't win GAD for Townie Hawks stuff.
What prompted your return, Stryke?
Stryke wrote:
> Ah, I'm a forum oldie now. This young gits don't even know who I am.
> Disgusting.
>
> i miss golden rino e.t.c
I have heard OF you, I seen your name either on the top posters list or on the GAD hall of fame, or somewhere. You are unknown, yet recognised :D
> Ah, I'm a forum oldie now. This young gits don't even know who I am.
> Disgusting.
>
> i miss golden rino e.t.c
I have heard OF you, I seen your name either on the top posters list or on the GAD hall of fame, or somewhere. You are unknown, yet recognised :D
You think I won't insult someone just because they're in the thread?
You really don't know me.
You really don't know me.
Stryke wrote:
> Oh, he's one of them. He's the new RM18. Let me guess - boring as they
> come, obsessed with games and thinks he's all that?
I am here dude, and that was just callous! I'm not particularly obsessed with games at all I prefer writing to gaming, I don't think I am boring and certainly dont think I am all that.
*Struts*
> Oh, he's one of them. He's the new RM18. Let me guess - boring as they
> come, obsessed with games and thinks he's all that?
I am here dude, and that was just callous! I'm not particularly obsessed with games at all I prefer writing to gaming, I don't think I am boring and certainly dont think I am all that.
*Struts*
Kyz22 wrote:
> I haven't really seen you on the forums either
> mate, so it isn't you who hasn't just not noticed me.
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Ah, I'm a forum oldie now. This young gits don't even know who I am. Disgusting.
i miss golden rino e.t.c
> I haven't really seen you on the forums either
> mate, so it isn't you who hasn't just not noticed me.
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Ah, I'm a forum oldie now. This young gits don't even know who I am. Disgusting.
i miss golden rino e.t.c
Oh, he's one of them. He's the new RM18. Let me guess - boring as they come, obsessed with games and thinks he's all that?
Stryke wrote:
> Ahem. Does anyone mind me asking who this Kyz guy is? YOu all seem to
> love him, and I don't have a clue who he is. I wasn't gone for that
> long, surely.
You can ask me if you like...
Heh, I am fairly new to the forums in comparison to a lot of the other 'recognised' posters but I have won quite a few GADs and got my name fairly well known. I haven't really seen you on the forums either mate, so it isn't you who hasn't just not noticed me. They don't all love me, infact El Blokey hates me (Or so he says ;-), he loves me really).
Anyway, hope that cleared that up for you :-D
> Ahem. Does anyone mind me asking who this Kyz guy is? YOu all seem to
> love him, and I don't have a clue who he is. I wasn't gone for that
> long, surely.
You can ask me if you like...
Heh, I am fairly new to the forums in comparison to a lot of the other 'recognised' posters but I have won quite a few GADs and got my name fairly well known. I haven't really seen you on the forums either mate, so it isn't you who hasn't just not noticed me. They don't all love me, infact El Blokey hates me (Or so he says ;-), he loves me really).
Anyway, hope that cleared that up for you :-D
El Blokey wrote:
> Makes lots of spammy posts and made lots of blatant GAD posts too,
> which means he is a valuable member of the forum AND a serious poster
> respectively.
...Cheers, lol.
I don't do spammy posts often, just little things like this post that I found really funny and there was a drought of posts on SR at the time. Hey, it gave people something to read and talk about, even if it was arguments. Anyhow Blokey the posts I do from now on will not be 'Blatant GAD posts' as you like to call 'em.
> Makes lots of spammy posts and made lots of blatant GAD posts too,
> which means he is a valuable member of the forum AND a serious poster
> respectively.
...Cheers, lol.
I don't do spammy posts often, just little things like this post that I found really funny and there was a drought of posts on SR at the time. Hey, it gave people something to read and talk about, even if it was arguments. Anyhow Blokey the posts I do from now on will not be 'Blatant GAD posts' as you like to call 'em.
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