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"A disaster !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Oh deary me !
Im sitting here happily tucking into a cheese and pickle sandwhich and then decide to open up my bag of cheese and onion crisps, i proceed to take a fair size crisp from the bag and slowly put it inot my mouth....

ARRGGGHHHH

Whats this ??? Its ready salted flavour, and so is the next and the next and.......

The cheeky swines have filled me bag of cheese and onion crisp with ready salted ones !!!!!!

Quick,get him!All he has left is his wimpy *XBOX* stick!

Oh crap! Help where is my sony stick ?? there it is *uses jedi powers to pull in sony stick* aahh ha ! whos running now My crisp packer...........

Oh my god that stick is huge.
You better start running.

I know! Years of non violent games has created a stick not worthy of picking ure nose with ! Mr Crisp packer is after me !!!!!!

There's gonna be loads of bruises on that stupid bloke!

Ooooooooooo.....that`s gotta hurt.

Oh no !! It seems as though i used a ninty stick by mistake !! There was no damage done what so ever !!!

*runs away hoping Mr Crisp Packer hasnt got a stick !*

He offered me 50 bags of crisps if i didnt bash him.... i knicked em and still bashed him !! That'l teach u Mr Crisp Packer !!!!!!!!

*Puts away stick*

*Hides behind a chair and watches from a distance*

OK, vengence will be mine *pulls out large stick* be right back ................