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I didn't want to be elevated above my position in life...but you damn dirty people voted me out.
It's not that I got voted in as Notable, you voted me out of your ranks...why?
What did I do to deserve being outcast from my kind?
Look at my "campaign" thread, didn't I make it adundantly clear I was born purple and purple I should have stayed?
Did I stomp about begging for votes?
No, I posted inane drivel after drivel, but still you voted me into this position of being a "gold" person.
It's horrible, they give you a "ban stewpid peepul" button on your browser and send you big cigars hand-rolled on the thighs of Cuban virgins - what kind of life is that?
Last election, I even pulled out when I was 2nd and there was still 2hrs left to vote - that's how much I wanted to remain with my kind.
I'm not a boss/leader/superior being, I belong in the trenches, mobilising people against the sort of lofty poncing that Notables are..er..noted for.
My role was to stroll at the front of the pack, leading us into bloodthirsty cheers of prolitariat dissatisfaction.
And what happens?
I got voted into "Notable Office".
I think it was a plot by Tonty and the other members of the Majestic 9.
"He's trouble, he speaks loudly and that makes the herd skittish" so what happened?
They drive a truck-load of games up to my house and tell me "Accept this badge of Gold, or we'll point at you and laugh really loudly for 2hrs"
Look, most of the staff voted for me, even Tonty himself.
If that doesn't tell you it was a plot to leave Regulars in splinters then what does?
What could I do?
Don't turn on me brothers, I am still purple underneath this shiny veneer.
I will still post utter rubbish, of that be certain.
Think of me not as one of "them" but rather that one of "us" gets to drive the bus for a bit.
I am here to voice concerns and woes for those that have built these forums into the shimmering towers of gaming inanity they are today.
I may be Gold and have precious things now, but I am still the loudmouthed, opinionated buffoon I always was.
This election "victory" means that we are ALL notables in some way.
And take no notice of the naked sireens feeding me grapes and armies of trained monkeys to wash my car, that was just something I was going to get myself anyway.
Don't turn away now when you are needed most, or else those Notables win and will steal all of your GADs.
It's not that I got voted in as Notable, you voted me out of your ranks...why?
What did I do to deserve being outcast from my kind?
Look at my "campaign" thread, didn't I make it adundantly clear I was born purple and purple I should have stayed?
Did I stomp about begging for votes?
No, I posted inane drivel after drivel, but still you voted me into this position of being a "gold" person.
It's horrible, they give you a "ban stewpid peepul" button on your browser and send you big cigars hand-rolled on the thighs of Cuban virgins - what kind of life is that?
Last election, I even pulled out when I was 2nd and there was still 2hrs left to vote - that's how much I wanted to remain with my kind.
I'm not a boss/leader/superior being, I belong in the trenches, mobilising people against the sort of lofty poncing that Notables are..er..noted for.
My role was to stroll at the front of the pack, leading us into bloodthirsty cheers of prolitariat dissatisfaction.
And what happens?
I got voted into "Notable Office".
I think it was a plot by Tonty and the other members of the Majestic 9.
"He's trouble, he speaks loudly and that makes the herd skittish" so what happened?
They drive a truck-load of games up to my house and tell me "Accept this badge of Gold, or we'll point at you and laugh really loudly for 2hrs"
Look, most of the staff voted for me, even Tonty himself.
If that doesn't tell you it was a plot to leave Regulars in splinters then what does?
What could I do?
Don't turn on me brothers, I am still purple underneath this shiny veneer.
I will still post utter rubbish, of that be certain.
Think of me not as one of "them" but rather that one of "us" gets to drive the bus for a bit.
I am here to voice concerns and woes for those that have built these forums into the shimmering towers of gaming inanity they are today.
I may be Gold and have precious things now, but I am still the loudmouthed, opinionated buffoon I always was.
This election "victory" means that we are ALL notables in some way.
And take no notice of the naked sireens feeding me grapes and armies of trained monkeys to wash my car, that was just something I was going to get myself anyway.
Don't turn away now when you are needed most, or else those Notables win and will steal all of your GADs.
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See, Rasta got made Gold without even being voted for that much.
But because of his "word count".
We were both plucked from the throbbing purple mob and doused in gold - beause we posted loads.
Be warned, this will happen to you all one day.
You'll go to bed as a normal person, and then wake up as a "special" person.
And you will wonder what you did, despite your best efforts.
And then everyone turns agains you, thereby keeping the masses arguing about things that don't matter, instead of coming together and wrestling control from the elite.
I have made myself a marked man by speaking out against the Notables - I am in danger for breaking the silence.
They lead you into a dark room, with men smoking around a table and explain the rules of "GAD", which console is best and just who really came up with the idea of making a fat plumber a gaming hero to millions,encouraging kids to pursue a life of domestic repair instead of trying to be prime ministers and world leaders.
Notables, The Bildeberg, Area 51 and just who was on the grassy knoll that day.
These are the secrets that drive a man insane.
My time is limited now, and I must not say anymore for fear of being hunted down and kitchen equipment put places no spatula should ever be used without heavy sanitation afterwards.
Use this info wisely and share it.
But because of his "word count".
We were both plucked from the throbbing purple mob and doused in gold - beause we posted loads.
Be warned, this will happen to you all one day.
You'll go to bed as a normal person, and then wake up as a "special" person.
And you will wonder what you did, despite your best efforts.
And then everyone turns agains you, thereby keeping the masses arguing about things that don't matter, instead of coming together and wrestling control from the elite.
I have made myself a marked man by speaking out against the Notables - I am in danger for breaking the silence.
They lead you into a dark room, with men smoking around a table and explain the rules of "GAD", which console is best and just who really came up with the idea of making a fat plumber a gaming hero to millions,encouraging kids to pursue a life of domestic repair instead of trying to be prime ministers and world leaders.
Notables, The Bildeberg, Area 51 and just who was on the grassy knoll that day.
These are the secrets that drive a man insane.
My time is limited now, and I must not say anymore for fear of being hunted down and kitchen equipment put places no spatula should ever be used without heavy sanitation afterwards.
Use this info wisely and share it.
Damn Dirty Regulars, they were too scared of the Notables stealing all the GADs so we all got voted out of the pack. Bah... I have my cigars, my ban button and my urine coloured name, I don't need any of ya.
*Flounces off, his cape billows behind him*
:-D
*Flounces off, his cape billows behind him*
:-D
We are with you Goat...But make sure of one thing. Dont get this fame get to your head....I can let you borrow my purple name if you want :)
I didn't want to be elevated above my position in life...but you damn dirty people voted me out.
It's not that I got voted in as Notable, you voted me out of your ranks...why?
What did I do to deserve being outcast from my kind?
Look at my "campaign" thread, didn't I make it adundantly clear I was born purple and purple I should have stayed?
Did I stomp about begging for votes?
No, I posted inane drivel after drivel, but still you voted me into this position of being a "gold" person.
It's horrible, they give you a "ban stewpid peepul" button on your browser and send you big cigars hand-rolled on the thighs of Cuban virgins - what kind of life is that?
Last election, I even pulled out when I was 2nd and there was still 2hrs left to vote - that's how much I wanted to remain with my kind.
I'm not a boss/leader/superior being, I belong in the trenches, mobilising people against the sort of lofty poncing that Notables are..er..noted for.
My role was to stroll at the front of the pack, leading us into bloodthirsty cheers of prolitariat dissatisfaction.
And what happens?
I got voted into "Notable Office".
I think it was a plot by Tonty and the other members of the Majestic 9.
"He's trouble, he speaks loudly and that makes the herd skittish" so what happened?
They drive a truck-load of games up to my house and tell me "Accept this badge of Gold, or we'll point at you and laugh really loudly for 2hrs"
Look, most of the staff voted for me, even Tonty himself.
If that doesn't tell you it was a plot to leave Regulars in splinters then what does?
What could I do?
Don't turn on me brothers, I am still purple underneath this shiny veneer.
I will still post utter rubbish, of that be certain.
Think of me not as one of "them" but rather that one of "us" gets to drive the bus for a bit.
I am here to voice concerns and woes for those that have built these forums into the shimmering towers of gaming inanity they are today.
I may be Gold and have precious things now, but I am still the loudmouthed, opinionated buffoon I always was.
This election "victory" means that we are ALL notables in some way.
And take no notice of the naked sireens feeding me grapes and armies of trained monkeys to wash my car, that was just something I was going to get myself anyway.
Don't turn away now when you are needed most, or else those Notables win and will steal all of your GADs.
It's not that I got voted in as Notable, you voted me out of your ranks...why?
What did I do to deserve being outcast from my kind?
Look at my "campaign" thread, didn't I make it adundantly clear I was born purple and purple I should have stayed?
Did I stomp about begging for votes?
No, I posted inane drivel after drivel, but still you voted me into this position of being a "gold" person.
It's horrible, they give you a "ban stewpid peepul" button on your browser and send you big cigars hand-rolled on the thighs of Cuban virgins - what kind of life is that?
Last election, I even pulled out when I was 2nd and there was still 2hrs left to vote - that's how much I wanted to remain with my kind.
I'm not a boss/leader/superior being, I belong in the trenches, mobilising people against the sort of lofty poncing that Notables are..er..noted for.
My role was to stroll at the front of the pack, leading us into bloodthirsty cheers of prolitariat dissatisfaction.
And what happens?
I got voted into "Notable Office".
I think it was a plot by Tonty and the other members of the Majestic 9.
"He's trouble, he speaks loudly and that makes the herd skittish" so what happened?
They drive a truck-load of games up to my house and tell me "Accept this badge of Gold, or we'll point at you and laugh really loudly for 2hrs"
Look, most of the staff voted for me, even Tonty himself.
If that doesn't tell you it was a plot to leave Regulars in splinters then what does?
What could I do?
Don't turn on me brothers, I am still purple underneath this shiny veneer.
I will still post utter rubbish, of that be certain.
Think of me not as one of "them" but rather that one of "us" gets to drive the bus for a bit.
I am here to voice concerns and woes for those that have built these forums into the shimmering towers of gaming inanity they are today.
I may be Gold and have precious things now, but I am still the loudmouthed, opinionated buffoon I always was.
This election "victory" means that we are ALL notables in some way.
And take no notice of the naked sireens feeding me grapes and armies of trained monkeys to wash my car, that was just something I was going to get myself anyway.
Don't turn away now when you are needed most, or else those Notables win and will steal all of your GADs.
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