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I didn't want to be elevated above my position in life...but you damn dirty people voted me out.
It's not that I got voted in as Notable, you voted me out of your ranks...why?
What did I do to deserve being outcast from my kind?
Look at my "campaign" thread, didn't I make it adundantly clear I was born purple and purple I should have stayed?
Did I stomp about begging for votes?
No, I posted inane drivel after drivel, but still you voted me into this position of being a "gold" person.
It's horrible, they give you a "ban stewpid peepul" button on your browser and send you big cigars hand-rolled on the thighs of Cuban virgins - what kind of life is that?
Last election, I even pulled out when I was 2nd and there was still 2hrs left to vote - that's how much I wanted to remain with my kind.
I'm not a boss/leader/superior being, I belong in the trenches, mobilising people against the sort of lofty poncing that Notables are..er..noted for.
My role was to stroll at the front of the pack, leading us into bloodthirsty cheers of prolitariat dissatisfaction.
And what happens?
I got voted into "Notable Office".
I think it was a plot by Tonty and the other members of the Majestic 9.
"He's trouble, he speaks loudly and that makes the herd skittish" so what happened?
They drive a truck-load of games up to my house and tell me "Accept this badge of Gold, or we'll point at you and laugh really loudly for 2hrs"
Look, most of the staff voted for me, even Tonty himself.
If that doesn't tell you it was a plot to leave Regulars in splinters then what does?
What could I do?
Don't turn on me brothers, I am still purple underneath this shiny veneer.
I will still post utter rubbish, of that be certain.
Think of me not as one of "them" but rather that one of "us" gets to drive the bus for a bit.
I am here to voice concerns and woes for those that have built these forums into the shimmering towers of gaming inanity they are today.
I may be Gold and have precious things now, but I am still the loudmouthed, opinionated buffoon I always was.
This election "victory" means that we are ALL notables in some way.
And take no notice of the naked sireens feeding me grapes and armies of trained monkeys to wash my car, that was just something I was going to get myself anyway.
Don't turn away now when you are needed most, or else those Notables win and will steal all of your GADs.
It's not that I got voted in as Notable, you voted me out of your ranks...why?
What did I do to deserve being outcast from my kind?
Look at my "campaign" thread, didn't I make it adundantly clear I was born purple and purple I should have stayed?
Did I stomp about begging for votes?
No, I posted inane drivel after drivel, but still you voted me into this position of being a "gold" person.
It's horrible, they give you a "ban stewpid peepul" button on your browser and send you big cigars hand-rolled on the thighs of Cuban virgins - what kind of life is that?
Last election, I even pulled out when I was 2nd and there was still 2hrs left to vote - that's how much I wanted to remain with my kind.
I'm not a boss/leader/superior being, I belong in the trenches, mobilising people against the sort of lofty poncing that Notables are..er..noted for.
My role was to stroll at the front of the pack, leading us into bloodthirsty cheers of prolitariat dissatisfaction.
And what happens?
I got voted into "Notable Office".
I think it was a plot by Tonty and the other members of the Majestic 9.
"He's trouble, he speaks loudly and that makes the herd skittish" so what happened?
They drive a truck-load of games up to my house and tell me "Accept this badge of Gold, or we'll point at you and laugh really loudly for 2hrs"
Look, most of the staff voted for me, even Tonty himself.
If that doesn't tell you it was a plot to leave Regulars in splinters then what does?
What could I do?
Don't turn on me brothers, I am still purple underneath this shiny veneer.
I will still post utter rubbish, of that be certain.
Think of me not as one of "them" but rather that one of "us" gets to drive the bus for a bit.
I am here to voice concerns and woes for those that have built these forums into the shimmering towers of gaming inanity they are today.
I may be Gold and have precious things now, but I am still the loudmouthed, opinionated buffoon I always was.
This election "victory" means that we are ALL notables in some way.
And take no notice of the naked sireens feeding me grapes and armies of trained monkeys to wash my car, that was just something I was going to get myself anyway.
Don't turn away now when you are needed most, or else those Notables win and will steal all of your GADs.
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True.
I'm off to listen to Bill Hicks bootlegs and listen to Gorecki.
have a nice night and speak to you tomorrow.
I'm off to listen to Bill Hicks bootlegs and listen to Gorecki.
have a nice night and speak to you tomorrow.
No, I'm still proud to be purple, but it's a purple in mind-set only.
I have insomnia again and I'm bored stupid.
MSN won't work and sleep is a looooooooon ways away.
This sucks
I have insomnia again and I'm bored stupid.
MSN won't work and sleep is a looooooooon ways away.
This sucks
I am the Tarrant wrote:
> Goldenboy wants to be a regular again?
Right! As if!
He's trying to
> infiltrate our regular ranks so he can obtain info for those fruity
> notables.
We must stand strong my puprle brethren!
---
hur-hur...purple brethren.
And being gold takes getting used to, working from the inside so to speak.
The preferential treatment I recieve from strangers has nothing to do with it.
I take my election as a full vindication of "Nintardo gets smashed by Sony".
The people have spoken
> Goldenboy wants to be a regular again?
Right! As if!
He's trying to
> infiltrate our regular ranks so he can obtain info for those fruity
> notables.
We must stand strong my puprle brethren!
---
hur-hur...purple brethren.
And being gold takes getting used to, working from the inside so to speak.
The preferential treatment I recieve from strangers has nothing to do with it.
I take my election as a full vindication of "Nintardo gets smashed by Sony".
The people have spoken
If only Dringo was still alive he'd be able to sort out these Notable... Brings a tear to my eye it does.
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