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So, I decided after looking at this thread, it needed editing.
Morrowind discussion, discuss about Morrowind.
Pretty straight forward really.
Tell us your Morrowind storys, cool stuff you've done ect.
Along the way I was attacked by 3 Orcs. I handed all their ass to them and robbed them of their precious things.
Then I went superfly in the mine and obliterated the Kwama Queen. As I sang "Kwama Kwama Kwama Kwama kill-Queen ee-o..."
"I love them smell of Rat wee in the morning....it smells like...victory".
Then we'll all go sufing in the sewers whilst Wagner reverberates around the carcophany.
Anyway, being a collector of secrets I have something to tell: you may have them, you may not, but here's two more good *constant effect* items worth owning:
"The Masque of Clavicus Vile" - boosts Personality by 30pts. Women will swoon and men will find you strangely alluring.
Skorvild the Raven has it, and he is found in his tower on the outskirts of Dagon Fel. He's a hard b*stard though, and he's protected by other hard b*stards, so be careful.
"Marara's Ring" - Reflect 20%, boosts Acrobatics by 10pts, resist normal weapons 40%.
In possession of Marara the vampire who is found in a Drethan ancestrial tomb on an island south-east of Dagon Fel. [more south than east].
Both *constant effect* enchanted items.
The Masque of Clavicus Vile makes you look like a grim sentinel who stands at the gates of Hell - but this is a good thing in my view.
> Mournhold? PackRat? Eh?
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> Are you talking about the PC expansions or something?
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> *anticipates GOTY xbox thing*
I thikn it was made up inorder to lead up to the punchline. Mabye not.
Just have to try and move around the island a bit quicker. I got me those fast-bootie things but still....
Are you talking about the PC expansions or something?
*anticipates GOTY xbox thing*
The problem with this plan soon became apparent. You see the lazy programmers had obviously overlooked the glaring bug that occurs when you accessed the Rat's inventory. Basically you couldn't exit it unless you gave the Rat the command to stay. However every time you asked it to follow it would simply reply "squeak?". This angered my Nord who then chopped Rat asunder.
Lucky too, was then purchased simply for some company; and we set off to the sewers, which is a great way to meet other like minded individuals and discover interesting smells for my collection. Lucky too, was doing a grand job scampering after me and we were becoming great friends. But then we happened upon two Skeletons and without warning plucky Lucky too attacked them with a fury that I've never seen a pack animal possess before. He was cleft into oblivion with the Skeletons first blow.
R.I.P Lucky too
2003-2003
He was a stupid example of vermin and won't be missed. Lazy and stupid. So very very stupid. And lazy. And dead.
"Rat's life, so all the people said..."