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I did it before.. but this time I just didn't stop with the annoyance levels. Through a filter on my computer and using UK infodisk I phoned the offices of Eidos Plc in Wimbledon. No mention of my name please guys.
'Hello, Eidos Reception, Sarah speaking, how can I assist you?'
'Can I speak to Lara Croft please?'
'Excuse me?'
'Ermmm.. the girl in these video games? You created her, can I speak to her?'
'Just one minute please'
*ringing... ringing...*
'Hello Eidos Development. Ralph speaking'
'Yes, Sarah has put me through to speak to Mrs Croft'
'I think you are mistaken mate, she is a fictious character'
'No, I just this film with her in, she was buff'
'That is a film, nothing to do with us?!'
'hmmmm.... Is it because she is very busy? I can wait?'
'NO, she is not real...
*I start choking and coughing*
... are you ok?'
*Taking a deep breath*
'I already have the wedding planned? What am I going to do?'
'There is a number you can call for people who are obessed with Lara... do you want me to give you it?'
'"Mate" I am not obessed! I love her'
'Ok the guy helps people with these kind of problems its...
*interupting*
'Why do you not want to share her? You want to keep her to yourself dont you'
'Look. I am very busy the number is ************, give it a call mate'
'Stop calling me mate... I have an idea though'
'Quickly please'
'Can I speak to Mario'
'No'
*he goes to hang up*
'Hang on... seriously I got a question'
'hmm'
'Will you marry me?'
*I crack up. He hangs up*
'Hello, Eidos Reception, Sarah speaking, how can I assist you?'
'Can I speak to Lara Croft please?'
'Excuse me?'
'Ermmm.. the girl in these video games? You created her, can I speak to her?'
'Just one minute please'
*ringing... ringing...*
'Hello Eidos Development. Ralph speaking'
'Yes, Sarah has put me through to speak to Mrs Croft'
'I think you are mistaken mate, she is a fictious character'
'No, I just this film with her in, she was buff'
'That is a film, nothing to do with us?!'
'hmmmm.... Is it because she is very busy? I can wait?'
'NO, she is not real...
*I start choking and coughing*
... are you ok?'
*Taking a deep breath*
'I already have the wedding planned? What am I going to do?'
'There is a number you can call for people who are obessed with Lara... do you want me to give you it?'
'"Mate" I am not obessed! I love her'
'Ok the guy helps people with these kind of problems its...
*interupting*
'Why do you not want to share her? You want to keep her to yourself dont you'
'Look. I am very busy the number is ************, give it a call mate'
'Stop calling me mate... I have an idea though'
'Quickly please'
'Can I speak to Mario'
'No'
*he goes to hang up*
'Hang on... seriously I got a question'
'hmm'
'Will you marry me?'
*I crack up. He hangs up*
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LMAO!
I love those... those stupid idiots that work at EIDOS! :D
I love those... those stupid idiots that work at EIDOS! :D
I did it before.. but this time I just didn't stop with the annoyance levels. Through a filter on my computer and using UK infodisk I phoned the offices of Eidos Plc in Wimbledon. No mention of my name please guys.
'Hello, Eidos Reception, Sarah speaking, how can I assist you?'
'Can I speak to Lara Croft please?'
'Excuse me?'
'Ermmm.. the girl in these video games? You created her, can I speak to her?'
'Just one minute please'
*ringing... ringing...*
'Hello Eidos Development. Ralph speaking'
'Yes, Sarah has put me through to speak to Mrs Croft'
'I think you are mistaken mate, she is a fictious character'
'No, I just this film with her in, she was buff'
'That is a film, nothing to do with us?!'
'hmmmm.... Is it because she is very busy? I can wait?'
'NO, she is not real...
*I start choking and coughing*
... are you ok?'
*Taking a deep breath*
'I already have the wedding planned? What am I going to do?'
'There is a number you can call for people who are obessed with Lara... do you want me to give you it?'
'"Mate" I am not obessed! I love her'
'Ok the guy helps people with these kind of problems its...
*interupting*
'Why do you not want to share her? You want to keep her to yourself dont you'
'Look. I am very busy the number is ************, give it a call mate'
'Stop calling me mate... I have an idea though'
'Quickly please'
'Can I speak to Mario'
'No'
*he goes to hang up*
'Hang on... seriously I got a question'
'hmm'
'Will you marry me?'
*I crack up. He hangs up*
'Hello, Eidos Reception, Sarah speaking, how can I assist you?'
'Can I speak to Lara Croft please?'
'Excuse me?'
'Ermmm.. the girl in these video games? You created her, can I speak to her?'
'Just one minute please'
*ringing... ringing...*
'Hello Eidos Development. Ralph speaking'
'Yes, Sarah has put me through to speak to Mrs Croft'
'I think you are mistaken mate, she is a fictious character'
'No, I just this film with her in, she was buff'
'That is a film, nothing to do with us?!'
'hmmmm.... Is it because she is very busy? I can wait?'
'NO, she is not real...
*I start choking and coughing*
... are you ok?'
*Taking a deep breath*
'I already have the wedding planned? What am I going to do?'
'There is a number you can call for people who are obessed with Lara... do you want me to give you it?'
'"Mate" I am not obessed! I love her'
'Ok the guy helps people with these kind of problems its...
*interupting*
'Why do you not want to share her? You want to keep her to yourself dont you'
'Look. I am very busy the number is ************, give it a call mate'
'Stop calling me mate... I have an idea though'
'Quickly please'
'Can I speak to Mario'
'No'
*he goes to hang up*
'Hang on... seriously I got a question'
'hmm'
'Will you marry me?'
*I crack up. He hangs up*
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