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"RING RING....4. er-no returns."

I did it before.. but this time I just didn't stop with the annoyance levels. Through a filter on my computer and using UK infodisk I phoned the offices of Eidos Plc in Wimbledon. No mention of my name please guys.

'Hello, Eidos Reception, Sarah speaking, how can I assist you?'

'Can I speak to Lara Croft please?'

'Excuse me?'

'Ermmm.. the girl in these video games? You created her, can I speak to her?'

'Just one minute please'

*ringing... ringing...*

'Hello Eidos Development. Ralph speaking'

'Yes, Sarah has put me through to speak to Mrs Croft'

'I think you are mistaken mate, she is a fictious character'

'No, I just this film with her in, she was buff'

'That is a film, nothing to do with us?!'

'hmmmm.... Is it because she is very busy? I can wait?'

'NO, she is not real...

*I start choking and coughing*

... are you ok?'

*Taking a deep breath*

'I already have the wedding planned? What am I going to do?'

'There is a number you can call for people who are obessed with Lara... do you want me to give you it?'

'"Mate" I am not obessed! I love her'

'Ok the guy helps people with these kind of problems its...

*interupting*

'Why do you not want to share her? You want to keep her to yourself dont you'

'Look. I am very busy the number is ************, give it a call mate'

'Stop calling me mate... I have an idea though'

'Quickly please'

'Can I speak to Mario'

'No'

*he goes to hang up*

'Hang on... seriously I got a question'

'hmm'

'Will you marry me?'

*I crack up. He hangs up*

*looks at phone again*

Oh thanks guys..

....but who next?

Tony Rainbird the man himself?


muhahahahah

Wahey, nice on Joby. Good to see ring ring return. It was only last week that I was wonderinf who it was that posted these peices of genius...how let down I was when I found out it was you mate ;) Nah, nice one.

Muahaha. Very droll. Very good, er-no. I pray for glad tidings of GAD's to shower you.

These sort of things are quality reads, cheerz man!

you went somewhere?

The Game wrote:
> :D

It's about time you came back!

I knew you couldn't stay
> away!

Yeah well nobody was er-noying Tony. Had to comeback.

The Game wrote:
> He he he...

Really?

Really what? Am I stupid...

... erm.... *nods head* no.

:D

It's about time you came back!

I knew you couldn't stay away!


Game

He he he...

Really?

The Game wrote:
> LMAO!

I love those... those stupid idiots that work at EIDOS! :D

Thats very ironic.. I used to work there and I am stu...

...hang on! OI!