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"RING RING....4. er-no returns."

I did it before.. but this time I just didn't stop with the annoyance levels. Through a filter on my computer and using UK infodisk I phoned the offices of Eidos Plc in Wimbledon. No mention of my name please guys.

'Hello, Eidos Reception, Sarah speaking, how can I assist you?'

'Can I speak to Lara Croft please?'

'Excuse me?'

'Ermmm.. the girl in these video games? You created her, can I speak to her?'

'Just one minute please'

*ringing... ringing...*

'Hello Eidos Development. Ralph speaking'

'Yes, Sarah has put me through to speak to Mrs Croft'

'I think you are mistaken mate, she is a fictious character'

'No, I just this film with her in, she was buff'

'That is a film, nothing to do with us?!'

'hmmmm.... Is it because she is very busy? I can wait?'

'NO, she is not real...

*I start choking and coughing*

... are you ok?'

*Taking a deep breath*

'I already have the wedding planned? What am I going to do?'

'There is a number you can call for people who are obessed with Lara... do you want me to give you it?'

'"Mate" I am not obessed! I love her'

'Ok the guy helps people with these kind of problems its...

*interupting*

'Why do you not want to share her? You want to keep her to yourself dont you'

'Look. I am very busy the number is ************, give it a call mate'

'Stop calling me mate... I have an idea though'

'Quickly please'

'Can I speak to Mario'

'No'

*he goes to hang up*

'Hang on... seriously I got a question'

'hmm'

'Will you marry me?'

*I crack up. He hangs up*

er-no wrote:
> Shock, I really think you need more help than me.

I have been inside this
> white boxed room for months now, I keep calling to the guards and asking if
> there is anybody out there.....


... we should change rooms.

*rubs hands
> together*

*swats a fly*

I actually have guards outside my room, but that'll because I have trouble breathing at night - so they stand over me, watching me...just incase I die at some point.

And, no - I don't want to swap rooms, thanks; this soft padding suits me nicely :-D

SHOCKY

Yes I read it, yes I found it funny...

la de da, there we go. ;0)

Shock, I really think you need more help than me.

I have been inside this white boxed room for months now, I keep calling to the guards and asking if there is anybody out there.....


... we should change rooms.

*rubs hands together*

*swats a fly*

Lol, no thanks, I don't want-a the number.

I might say something I'll regret....forever

"Hello, Sarah speaking, how may help you?"

"Would you marry me, please?"

"Veeeeeery funny, what's your name?"

"Adam Robertson"

*Hangs up*

*Hits himself in the face very hard with a hammer*

No. I don't think I should.

:D

Do you want the number shocky?

I didn't put it up because it was a number for Norway help line and some kid might ring it.

ROFL!!!!!!

LOLOLOL!

That was funny, heh :D

Shame she couldn't answer the phone, I wouldn't mind hearing what she said to you...I'm also just as fascinated as you are.

(She's not real, Shocky)

I know, I was joking.

(Really?)

*Stutters* Y-yes, of - of course...

:-D

Andy tells the same joke again Shooting Start style

Minutes of uncontrollable laughter begins

*Takes a bow.

er-no looks angry

I did read the story by the way, I just dont really have anything to say :-)

Dringo wrote:
> I lvoe the old er-no remmembering the good old days.

*swings zimmerframe at Dringo*

I ain't old... I'm just big boned...


(that really didn't work)

*barrel of hay blows through the forum*

I lvoe the old er-no remmembering the good old days.

Ring ring

Dringo picks up phone

This is the PS2 we will crush you all.

*click*

hung up?

The anti christ (FOG chat).