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One thing - when in control of a seagull, you should be able to control the function of pooing on the people below, ahhh, that'd be fun!
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The ability to stick apples in a piggies mouth and roast it on an open fire thing where they spin round and stuff.
Actual voices instead of Ninty jibber jabber.
Ability to headbutt people in the groin.
Ability to snap twigs off trees and poke people with them.
Blah blah blah...
Worst. Game. Everrrr.
Actual voices instead of Ninty jibber jabber.
Ability to headbutt people in the groin.
Ability to snap twigs off trees and poke people with them.
Blah blah blah...
Worst. Game. Everrrr.
Whitestripes DX wrote:
> Well clearly a lot of things nned to change.
>
> As according to Grand Games Master God Blank; Zelda is crap because in
> a 2 second scene involving the snapping of a branch, it doesn't look
> realistic. And the text doesn't flow quick enough.
Lol, you crack me up WS... good one.
> Well clearly a lot of things nned to change.
>
> As according to Grand Games Master God Blank; Zelda is crap because in
> a 2 second scene involving the snapping of a branch, it doesn't look
> realistic. And the text doesn't flow quick enough.
Lol, you crack me up WS... good one.
The tree in the cut-scene should have snapped realistically. I just can't enjoy the game if the branch that was on the screen for about 2 seconds maximum doesn't snap properly.
Well clearly a lot of things nned to change.
As according to Grand Games Master God Blank; Zelda is crap because in a 2 second scene involving the snapping of a branch, it doesn't look realistic. And the text doesn't flow quick enough.
But anyway, there is only one thing I don't like about the game, and that's combat at sea.
It really irritates me when you're surrounded by three boats and a shark or something, or a couple of those flying pear shaped things.
You get hit and fall out of the boat, and as soon as you climb back in something else hits you a knocks you out again, and there is absolutely no chance of you being able to draw a weapon and attack back before they knock you out again.
As according to Grand Games Master God Blank; Zelda is crap because in a 2 second scene involving the snapping of a branch, it doesn't look realistic. And the text doesn't flow quick enough.
But anyway, there is only one thing I don't like about the game, and that's combat at sea.
It really irritates me when you're surrounded by three boats and a shark or something, or a couple of those flying pear shaped things.
You get hit and fall out of the boat, and as soon as you climb back in something else hits you a knocks you out again, and there is absolutely no chance of you being able to draw a weapon and attack back before they knock you out again.
One thing - when in control of a seagull, you should be able to control the function of pooing on the people below, ahhh, that'd be fun!
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