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> I can do petty.
We'd already worked that one out.
"I don't like Zelda much because the stick doesn't snap properly"
The difference is, you actually said those petty reasons.
Where as, if you'd been reading my posts for the year I've been here, you'd know that I don't have a blind devotion to Nintendo.
The only reason you think that is because the only posts of mine you actually see are the ones where I'm having a go at you for disliking a game because of a couple of petty reasons that have no real effect on the game at all.
> Oh, now what does annoy me is those 'Miniblin', in the forsaken
> fortress, they run at you with little pitch forks and make the most
> annoying noise ever, ('mwahaa, mwahaa' - all high and squeky) it
> sounds like the Chuckle brothers ('to me, to you, to me, to you'- for
> 5 minutes on end), and no matter how many you kill, more always turn
> up, usually by running along the wall. DAMN YOU!!
Its the best sound in the game
:-p
> Oh, now what does annoy me is those 'Miniblin', in the forsaken
> fortress, they run at you with little pitch forks and make the most
> annoying noise ever,
Hehe
They're damn funny and annoying at the same time.
How?
> I can do petty.
And jealous... evidently.
Can I please lick your a*shole? Oh, please can I? All my friends will be so jealous!
Yours sincerely,
Whitestripes.
Because at the end of a text box a pleasent chime plays, which due to the magnifying powers of my small minded pettyness, makes me want to burn, loot and pillage everything in sight.