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"Going out tonight?"

I'm going to an after wedding party where I plan to drink my own weight in the finest lager they have to offer. This week I hope to avoid finishing the evening talking to god on the big white telephone (slumped around the toilet bowl)

So what are you doing ?

Don't ring me again. Or I'll give your number to a few websites.

And my music was on loud...

I'll ring you again then.

Beardless boy.

he he he...should change title from 'Going out tonight?!' to 'we love beards' ...BEARDS how do you gain everyones respect! I SALUTE YOU

I deny everything. And I could barely hear you because my hair was in the way and my phone's breaking more every day.

and djerrud, will you make the love wee by yourself if you don't get the sex from the fair woman you plan to pay?

I made you laugh, dont deny it.

I'd hoped to be ringing a random stranger instead. Ruined my evening he has, I've not inspired fear in anyone yet.

Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
> god like figure? how about removing your lips from his butt cheeks?
> ;D

I would, but they are super glued...

I mean everyone gives him special treatment now because he's staff. Whens he's regular he'll get ignored.

I couldnt carry on talking, you made me laugh too much.

I like BEARDS, he's funny.

BEARDS. gives special treatment to him little Herc. whoré, doesn't he? Giving out his number....

Bah, if I had BEARDS number I would caress it.

Also I would dance.

But more of the caressing.

Peace.