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"Going out tonight?"

I'm going to an after wedding party where I plan to drink my own weight in the finest lager they have to offer. This week I hope to avoid finishing the evening talking to god on the big white telephone (slumped around the toilet bowl)

So what are you doing ?

flash..then oral sex..I could see how this would work :)

Lil ginge wrote:
> gentlemen...any suggestions - I had tiff with my boyfriend what could
> i do to make it up to him???

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Flash.

Lil ginge wrote:
> gentlemen...any suggestions - I had tiff with my boyfriend what could
> i do to make it up to him???

Oral sex?

gentlemen...any suggestions - I had tiff with my boyfriend what could i do to make it up to him???

Nobody's paid any attention actually.

My phone's meant to be off as well. Hrrm.

BEARDS. wrote:
> No, I was just going to give it to a few that spam your text message
> inbox with adverts for things.

Go on chat sites and offer them the phone sex with that number...

Classic...

'Hello...?'
'I'm rubbing myself'
'Who's that'
'Your daddy, you little...'
*click*

Also, I *know* youre loving the attention.

I bet you have the office round your desk now.

*ring ring*
"Ah, its my mate"
"Nah sorry, im trying to work... speak to you later"

"Yeah, that was Beckham"

No, I was just going to give it to a few that spam your text message inbox with adverts for things.

Go on Herc....

:)

I will, but not just yet.

Have to make it all unexpected and stuff.

Plus, im sure hundreds of SR members would be more interested in a staff members phone number rather than a website having a totally random persons number.

;o)