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"Goatboy's Campaign Thread"

If elected, I promise to:

Post mainly in the Life and DVD forums, because I don't have a whole lot to say about games.

Post crap in Fog with the intention of annoying people that talk about "which console is best" (PS2 is. End-Of-Story) because it's funny.

Bang my drum and stand on my soapbox about subjects that are, for the most part to people here, dull and uninteresting.

Harp on continously about how much I love being in my band

Use the phrase "Damn Dirty" in every post

Spend a good 30 mins each day trying to convince people that don't care either way that the bombing of a tiny, destitute country is morally wrong and merely an excuse for George W Bush to increase defence budgets to a level not seen since his father's term of office and usher in previously inexcusable levels of anti-freedom legislate under the cover of "Anti-terrorist laws"

Keep shouting about how pop music is not music but merely unit-shifting by conglomerate companies with no artistical merit until Loki tells me off for being so pompous

Over-react at the slighest provocation and then end up feeling a real dumb-ass when the red mist has faded and apologise because sometimes I get too passionate in my beliefs and end up looking really stupid.

Fight with Wookiee more about stuff until we forget why we argued and go back to talking about how stupid Nintendo is.

Spend more time on here during the day than actually working, because a shaved-ape could perform my menial desk-job but it allows me the freedom and money to pursue a life in my perfect band
(see point 4)

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So really, the only thing that would be different is a gold-name and the knowledge that I rule more than Dringo.
(Snoogins)

Grix Thraves wrote:

Goatboy, if you become a notable, will you make so people
> don't take me seriously all the time when I call them *can't write it because
> it's obviously offensive even though the language filter doesn't block me*.


It shall be done.
And the trick is to always talk crap, so they never listen.
The amount of insults you can slip under the radar is amazing.

And your deleted post made me laugh so hard I jetted coffee out my nose last night.

Batman had two Robins. One died to cause drama and panic among the fans... you could even vote if you wanted him dead or not. Dead won. Obviously.

But then they kinda spoilt it all by making another Robin just suddenly appear. I expect Pb can tell you more about it.

you even have the superhero ish name...
Goatboy,
fighting crime and playing games in his pants
do you have a sidekick? you need a sidekick
all the greats had one
batman
errr
ok batman had one

"I am Batman."

Well, jese. Never have guessed.

"Admire my nipples."

Goatboy, if you become a notable, will you make so people don't take me seriously all the time when I call them *can't write it because it's obviously offensive even though the language filter doesn't block me*.

I play games in my pants (video games mind..), I fight crime in a full-body suit of moulded rubber with huge nips, like Batman as played by Val Kilmer.

Only not as shabbily

Grandprix wrote:
> I can't wait.

gaotboy in a cape tights, wearing his pants on the outside....who can wait?

I can't wait.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Stay Tuned, same bat-time, same-bat channel next week for more adventures of "Self-Righteous Indignation Boy"

Yay!

Sorry, I shall remedy that for you and you alone:

Selling out?
How the hell am I selling out?
By sticking to principles that I believe in? The illusion of democratic process that was hijacked by the elite few that decided 5 votes plus staff should over-ride the opinion of the majority?
What the hell is the point of even holding elections?
This is ridiculous, this is indicative of banana republics where the illusion of free choice is dangled to keep us happy whiset \lsekt\se tetr raw raw w wwwwwww

EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!