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"Goatboy's Campaign Thread"

If elected, I promise to:

Post mainly in the Life and DVD forums, because I don't have a whole lot to say about games.

Post crap in Fog with the intention of annoying people that talk about "which console is best" (PS2 is. End-Of-Story) because it's funny.

Bang my drum and stand on my soapbox about subjects that are, for the most part to people here, dull and uninteresting.

Harp on continously about how much I love being in my band

Use the phrase "Damn Dirty" in every post

Spend a good 30 mins each day trying to convince people that don't care either way that the bombing of a tiny, destitute country is morally wrong and merely an excuse for George W Bush to increase defence budgets to a level not seen since his father's term of office and usher in previously inexcusable levels of anti-freedom legislate under the cover of "Anti-terrorist laws"

Keep shouting about how pop music is not music but merely unit-shifting by conglomerate companies with no artistical merit until Loki tells me off for being so pompous

Over-react at the slighest provocation and then end up feeling a real dumb-ass when the red mist has faded and apologise because sometimes I get too passionate in my beliefs and end up looking really stupid.

Fight with Wookiee more about stuff until we forget why we argued and go back to talking about how stupid Nintendo is.

Spend more time on here during the day than actually working, because a shaved-ape could perform my menial desk-job but it allows me the freedom and money to pursue a life in my perfect band
(see point 4)

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So really, the only thing that would be different is a gold-name and the knowledge that I rule more than Dringo.
(Snoogins)

Nintendo forum? There's a Nintendo forum?

I guess FOG clouded my vision.

If you vote for Goatboy, you are encouraging to post rubbish like he did the other day in the Nintendo forum.

I take it he hasn't seen my reply yet because he hasn't replied to it himself yet....aww..diddums....(read it and you'll see what I mean)

It seems so Tony.

You know what to do.

Nice yin cheif

Does this mean that Goatboy is officially "IN" the contest?

Popped it just a second ago, Vote Decent Topics, I think.

Which forum, and what thread?

I'm so tempted to write it again... any other forum I probably would, but it was deleted for a reason, so I won't.

But, I think someone quoted it, that SR haven't managed to spot yet. I think Meka was the first to pick up on what I meant...

Anyone got a copy of that post? I missed it last night.

I aim to please.