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Wed 14/05/03 at 00:31
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I do not care if it is an X-box game but this is the single best announcement (next to Geist) at the E3 games show.

Conker rules and it looks like the superb WAR game... and that really is excellent! I cannot wait to get that... when that is release I will buy an X-box... but just for that and Jet Set Radio... as I can't afford anything else.

I love conker... come home.
Thu 15/05/03 at 11:52
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I laugh at them - If I lose a game - so what, its only a game. If they lose a game, it's there problem if they're suicidal about it.
Thu 15/05/03 at 11:48
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Edgy wrote:
> Online gaming, especially on FPSs, just doesn't excite me at all. I
> prefer to play against people I know, and be able to laugh at them as
> I beat them.
>
> Dark Mark and I regularly play each other at various games, Super
> Smash Bros Melee on the GC and Fifa 2003 on the Xbox, and we're around
> equal ability - and so it's always a good laugh. Playing online, you
> just don't get the same feel to it, it becomes less personal.


Yeah, I know, I never said online gaming was better than having a couple of friend round. I was just saying that IF you do play online don't let sore losers stop you playing.
Thu 15/05/03 at 11:39
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Online gaming, especially on FPSs, just doesn't excite me at all. I prefer to play against people I know, and be able to laugh at them as I beat them.

Dark Mark and I regularly play each other at various games, Super Smash Bros Melee on the GC and Fifa 2003 on the Xbox, and we're around equal ability - and so it's always a good laugh. Playing online, you just don't get the same feel to it, it becomes less personal.
Thu 15/05/03 at 11:31
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Edgy wrote:

>
> Considering I wont be getting Xbox Live as online gaming sucks (I was
> told to "Suck my back" by someone when I beat them at an FPS
> online the other day - what the hell?


Well some people are sore losers and u might every now and again get some1 insulting u. Ignore them, it doesn't happen often if u go to the same server.
Thu 15/05/03 at 11:13
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If you didn't read that properly, that statement basically says:

New stuff - Online multiplay through Xbox live
The single player game - Original Bad Fur Day from the N64.

Considering I wont be getting Xbox Live as online gaming sucks (I was told to "Suck my back" by someone when I beat them at an FPS online the other day - what the hell?), and I already have Bad Fur Day on the N64, is there any point in buying the new version? (I might have to if I can't find any decent 2nd hand N64 controllers to replace the over-used ones...)
Thu 15/05/03 at 09:18
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Dringo wrote:
> Whether you choose to play a defensive game or lead the assault
> directly down the opposition's throat, you'll never be empty-handed
> for long: from old favourites knife, katana and baseball bat though
> shotgun and sniper rifle to some of the weapons making their first
> appearance, all the good stuff's here, and you'd be hard-pressed to
> find a more brutal and varied videogame armoury. Which is just as
> well, because you might be surprised at just how relentless and
> bloodthirsty an army of scowling cartoon animals can be.

Sounds like a cheap rip off of counter-strike.

> Also, if you were paying attention to the title, you'll realise
> that the Live elements only make up part of the package - the rest
> consists of the classic solo outing Conker's Bad Fur Day, here not
> only in its entirety but actually expanded with extra footage that
> didn't make the original cut. If you missed it the first time around,
> you owe it to yourself to experience Conker's BFD to see just how
> funny (and foul) a game can be.

Oh so there is a 1 player game. Can't be that bad then, can it?
Thu 15/05/03 at 01:49
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It'll be crap.

I hate XBoxLive.
Thu 15/05/03 at 01:43
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Don't care i have mario kart etc :D
Thu 15/05/03 at 00:52
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Totally Gutted:

He's back, and he's packing more heat than ever before. If you've spent the last couple of years gagging for the next-generation debut of everyone's favourite amoral rodent, your time has come: Conker: Live & Uncut sees our hero return for a riotous multiplayer-heavy battle-fest which should sort out the Squirrels from the Tediz once and for all.

Since Rare joined Microsoft Game Studios, some of the most common questions have revolved around our plans for Xbox Live. However, even the most ardent Live fanatics probably weren't expecting anything so comprehensive quite so quickly. In Conker: Live & Uncut, up to twelve players can jump in from all corners of the world to help man a besieged fortress against the enemy, striving to make the best possible use of its arsenal of heavy artillery and hand-to-hand weapons.

Whether you choose to play a defensive game or lead the assault directly down the opposition's throat, you'll never be empty-handed for long: from old favourites knife, katana and baseball bat though shotgun and sniper rifle to some of the weapons making their first appearance, all the good stuff's here, and you'd be hard-pressed to find a more brutal and varied videogame armoury. Which is just as well, because you might be surprised at just how relentless and bloodthirsty an army of scowling cartoon animals can be.

Also, if you were paying attention to the title, you'll realise that the Live elements only make up part of the package - the rest consists of the classic solo outing Conker's Bad Fur Day, here not only in its entirety but actually expanded with extra footage that didn't make the original cut. If you missed it the first time around, you owe it to yourself to experience Conker's BFD to see just how funny (and foul) a game can be.

Conker: Live & Uncut hasn't been tagged with a release date just yet, but keep watching the skies (for defenstrated Tediz) and we'll be sure to let you know when the game nears completion. In the meantime, keep your shooter out and your helmet polished - there's a war comin'.
Wed 14/05/03 at 00:56
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Tiltawhirl wrote:
> War was fun but I don't see it working as a whole game, the fact that
> it's an online game as well will mean it looses a lot of the humour.
>
> Still, it might be good....

I dunno as long as the tediz still scream Muther Tunda... I don't care.

But there has to be some Conker related plot to go with the tear jerking finale of the last game...

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