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"Kyz and Parr II- The Wedding"

Am I pushing it a bit far? Yes. Meh.

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Flanders: Ladies, Gentlemen, and Mystique, we are gathered here today to celebrate the inevitable marriage between Kyz And Parr. It was clearly obvious from the start that these two should be together, it would only be time before they tied the knot [In Kyz's small intestine].

People: YeY!

Flanders: Can we here it over there?

People on the right: YeY!

Flanders: And the people over there, wave your arms, legs and tails in the air!

People on the left: YeY!

Flanders: Good, now, let's proceed.

Kyz and Parr, both in gowns, stroll up the aisle. Kiriyama aims to trip them up, but fails miserably

Flanders: Now, Bridesmaids.

SR Monkeys: Yes?

Flanders: You look pretty in Pink

SR Monkeys: YeY!


Flanders: Now, Parr, do you take Kyz, even in his scabby-faced state, to be your lawfully wedded Huwife?

Parr: Yes, he's the greatest bloke in the world!

Flanders: And Kyz, do you take Parr, with or without his prized collection of garden Gnomes, to be your lawfully wedded Wifband?

Kyz: Oh yes, definitely.

Flanders: Does anyone have any objections to this marriage?

Asher D: Oh man, this pink dress really grabs you round the…

*Everyone stares at Asher D*

Asher D: Er…

Flanders: I pronounce you…

Azul: WAIT!

Flanders: Yes?

Azul: This marriage, it feels… wrong…

WS: KYZ! If you can't be my imaginary sister, then at least be m Husbawife!

Azul: There we go…

Memorandum: Hang on. But, this guy looks like a f****t, you're not really going to marry him?

Parr + Kyz: Yes, it will be so great!

Kyz: Good dress mate, add me at *

WS: Thanks. Now, let's get going before we have anymore interruptions…

Flanders: Yes, now, do you Parr, take Kyle and WS to be your, Huswife, whatever they're called?

Parr: Yes, I do.

And Kyz, do you take WS and Parr to be, you, er, partners?

Kyz: Yeah, but first, I gotta go post pictures of this grand day on SR, see, my scabs are healing!

Congregation: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Flanders: Err. And, er, WS, do you take these 'people' to be your significant others?

WS: Yes, but damnit, if only hey could have been my sisters. My 'sister' loooooves me, and it would be so great having three…

Flanders: Three sisters? But that means you'd have to wear four sets of clothes a day, one set as yourself, and the other three as your sisters…

WS: I'm willing to make that sacrifice…

Flanders: Well then, I pronounce you, er, 'together'. And yes, I'm going to skip the kissing bit…

Congregation: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

*Kyz closes wedding book*


Parr: Just think, this all stemmed from that one interview…

WS: Yup, and look where we are today.

Kyz: YeY! Now, let's go make cookies. Bagsy get the pink oven-gloves…

I'm not outraged particularly - the post itself doesn't bother me much. Its just about the email that annoyed me. I dont know what he has against me or Parr either.

oH oH OH that reply has made my day.
Be outraged Kyle. TAKE 'IM OUT!

Dude I just read the whole thing and it is seriously sick. You shouldn't be allowed to post stuff like this about people, you are making outrageous allegations and giving out personal details. I hope you get banned you sad little git.

Posting me email address on an internet forum is an invasion of privacy you retarded fukwit. I dont mind having a joke and taking the p*ss or whatever but dont you ever post my email addy online again you dopey moron.

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See if arms can spot the ridicule.

scatty!

You muppet.

Anyway, I live on the eDgE.

Microchips also hates blacks and old people. BAN HIM!!!!!!!! etc

:-D

*weeps*

Just let it drop, please...