The "General Games Chat" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
Am I pushing it a bit far? Yes. Meh.
======
Flanders: Ladies, Gentlemen, and Mystique, we are gathered here today to celebrate the inevitable marriage between Kyz And Parr. It was clearly obvious from the start that these two should be together, it would only be time before they tied the knot [In Kyz's small intestine].
People: YeY!
Flanders: Can we here it over there?
People on the right: YeY!
Flanders: And the people over there, wave your arms, legs and tails in the air!
People on the left: YeY!
Flanders: Good, now, let's proceed.
Kyz and Parr, both in gowns, stroll up the aisle. Kiriyama aims to trip them up, but fails miserably
Flanders: Now, Bridesmaids.
SR Monkeys: Yes?
Flanders: You look pretty in Pink
SR Monkeys: YeY!
Flanders: Now, Parr, do you take Kyz, even in his scabby-faced state, to be your lawfully wedded Huwife?
Parr: Yes, he's the greatest bloke in the world!
Flanders: And Kyz, do you take Parr, with or without his prized collection of garden Gnomes, to be your lawfully wedded Wifband?
Kyz: Oh yes, definitely.
Flanders: Does anyone have any objections to this marriage?
Asher D: Oh man, this pink dress really grabs you round the…
*Everyone stares at Asher D*
Asher D: Er…
Flanders: I pronounce you…
Azul: WAIT!
Flanders: Yes?
Azul: This marriage, it feels… wrong…
WS: KYZ! If you can't be my imaginary sister, then at least be m Husbawife!
Azul: There we go…
Memorandum: Hang on. But, this guy looks like a f****t, you're not really going to marry him?
Parr + Kyz: Yes, it will be so great!
Kyz: Good dress mate, add me at *
WS: Thanks. Now, let's get going before we have anymore interruptions…
Flanders: Yes, now, do you Parr, take Kyle and WS to be your, Huswife, whatever they're called?
Parr: Yes, I do.
And Kyz, do you take WS and Parr to be, you, er, partners?
Kyz: Yeah, but first, I gotta go post pictures of this grand day on SR, see, my scabs are healing!
Congregation: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Flanders: Err. And, er, WS, do you take these 'people' to be your significant others?
WS: Yes, but damnit, if only hey could have been my sisters. My 'sister' loooooves me, and it would be so great having three…
Flanders: Three sisters? But that means you'd have to wear four sets of clothes a day, one set as yourself, and the other three as your sisters…
WS: I'm willing to make that sacrifice…
Flanders: Well then, I pronounce you, er, 'together'. And yes, I'm going to skip the kissing bit…
Congregation: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
*Kyz closes wedding book*
Parr: Just think, this all stemmed from that one interview…
WS: Yup, and look where we are today.
Kyz: YeY! Now, let's go make cookies. Bagsy get the pink oven-gloves…
======
Flanders: Ladies, Gentlemen, and Mystique, we are gathered here today to celebrate the inevitable marriage between Kyz And Parr. It was clearly obvious from the start that these two should be together, it would only be time before they tied the knot [In Kyz's small intestine].
People: YeY!
Flanders: Can we here it over there?
People on the right: YeY!
Flanders: And the people over there, wave your arms, legs and tails in the air!
People on the left: YeY!
Flanders: Good, now, let's proceed.
Kyz and Parr, both in gowns, stroll up the aisle. Kiriyama aims to trip them up, but fails miserably
Flanders: Now, Bridesmaids.
SR Monkeys: Yes?
Flanders: You look pretty in Pink
SR Monkeys: YeY!
Flanders: Now, Parr, do you take Kyz, even in his scabby-faced state, to be your lawfully wedded Huwife?
Parr: Yes, he's the greatest bloke in the world!
Flanders: And Kyz, do you take Parr, with or without his prized collection of garden Gnomes, to be your lawfully wedded Wifband?
Kyz: Oh yes, definitely.
Flanders: Does anyone have any objections to this marriage?
Asher D: Oh man, this pink dress really grabs you round the…
*Everyone stares at Asher D*
Asher D: Er…
Flanders: I pronounce you…
Azul: WAIT!
Flanders: Yes?
Azul: This marriage, it feels… wrong…
WS: KYZ! If you can't be my imaginary sister, then at least be m Husbawife!
Azul: There we go…
Memorandum: Hang on. But, this guy looks like a f****t, you're not really going to marry him?
Parr + Kyz: Yes, it will be so great!
Kyz: Good dress mate, add me at *
WS: Thanks. Now, let's get going before we have anymore interruptions…
Flanders: Yes, now, do you Parr, take Kyle and WS to be your, Huswife, whatever they're called?
Parr: Yes, I do.
And Kyz, do you take WS and Parr to be, you, er, partners?
Kyz: Yeah, but first, I gotta go post pictures of this grand day on SR, see, my scabs are healing!
Congregation: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Flanders: Err. And, er, WS, do you take these 'people' to be your significant others?
WS: Yes, but damnit, if only hey could have been my sisters. My 'sister' loooooves me, and it would be so great having three…
Flanders: Three sisters? But that means you'd have to wear four sets of clothes a day, one set as yourself, and the other three as your sisters…
WS: I'm willing to make that sacrifice…
Flanders: Well then, I pronounce you, er, 'together'. And yes, I'm going to skip the kissing bit…
Congregation: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
*Kyz closes wedding book*
Parr: Just think, this all stemmed from that one interview…
WS: Yup, and look where we are today.
Kyz: YeY! Now, let's go make cookies. Bagsy get the pink oven-gloves…
Page:
Microchips wrote:
> Anyway, I live on the eDgE.
The U2 person?
> Anyway, I live on the eDgE.
The U2 person?
Kyz22 wrote:
> but dont you ever post my email addy online again you dopey moron.
Yes, that did make me laugh.
I don't care if it's another email address. It was still a great little comment.
*Adds it to good comments list along with such comments as, "Go on, Ban me. I don't care."*
> but dont you ever post my email addy online again you dopey moron.
Yes, that did make me laugh.
I don't care if it's another email address. It was still a great little comment.
*Adds it to good comments list along with such comments as, "Go on, Ban me. I don't care."*
Kyz22 wrote:
> im
> going to don a dress and waltz down the aisle like a deluded
> Winton-a-like.
Ha.
See, hilarious.
> im
> going to don a dress and waltz down the aisle like a deluded
> Winton-a-like.
Ha.
See, hilarious.
Wow, making a post about someone shows just how Homophobic they are.
And, as, Aliboy said, everyone knows your email. Heck, you're not even on my contact list and I know it.
And, as, Aliboy said, everyone knows your email. Heck, you're not even on my contact list and I know it.
gerrid wrote:
> You see how funny it is.
You what?
> You see how funny it is.
You what?
You see how funny it is.
AliBoy wrote:
> Most folk here know your e-mail anyway
Most people have my "[email protected]" account, which I couldnt care less who has it. It has been hacked repeatedly and gets about 30 spam emails a day. I want to keep my new email account free from adverts and spam and stuff, and that will only happen if it doesnt get posted on internet forums and stuff!
> Most folk here know your e-mail anyway
Most people have my "[email protected]" account, which I couldnt care less who has it. It has been hacked repeatedly and gets about 30 spam emails a day. I want to keep my new email account free from adverts and spam and stuff, and that will only happen if it doesnt get posted on internet forums and stuff!
Oh alright. Well Parr is a totally sound guy too but it doesnt mean im going to don a dress and waltz down the aisle like a deluded Winton-a-like.
Most folk here know your e-mail anyway
It was just when Parr says "He's the best person I've ever met"
However true it may be it sounded hilariously gay.
However true it may be it sounded hilariously gay.
Page: