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Am I pushing it a bit far? Yes. Meh.
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Flanders: Ladies, Gentlemen, and Mystique, we are gathered here today to celebrate the inevitable marriage between Kyz And Parr. It was clearly obvious from the start that these two should be together, it would only be time before they tied the knot [In Kyz's small intestine].
People: YeY!
Flanders: Can we here it over there?
People on the right: YeY!
Flanders: And the people over there, wave your arms, legs and tails in the air!
People on the left: YeY!
Flanders: Good, now, let's proceed.
Kyz and Parr, both in gowns, stroll up the aisle. Kiriyama aims to trip them up, but fails miserably
Flanders: Now, Bridesmaids.
SR Monkeys: Yes?
Flanders: You look pretty in Pink
SR Monkeys: YeY!
Flanders: Now, Parr, do you take Kyz, even in his scabby-faced state, to be your lawfully wedded Huwife?
Parr: Yes, he's the greatest bloke in the world!
Flanders: And Kyz, do you take Parr, with or without his prized collection of garden Gnomes, to be your lawfully wedded Wifband?
Kyz: Oh yes, definitely.
Flanders: Does anyone have any objections to this marriage?
Asher D: Oh man, this pink dress really grabs you round the…
*Everyone stares at Asher D*
Asher D: Er…
Flanders: I pronounce you…
Azul: WAIT!
Flanders: Yes?
Azul: This marriage, it feels… wrong…
WS: KYZ! If you can't be my imaginary sister, then at least be m Husbawife!
Azul: There we go…
Memorandum: Hang on. But, this guy looks like a f****t, you're not really going to marry him?
Parr + Kyz: Yes, it will be so great!
Kyz: Good dress mate, add me at *
WS: Thanks. Now, let's get going before we have anymore interruptions…
Flanders: Yes, now, do you Parr, take Kyle and WS to be your, Huswife, whatever they're called?
Parr: Yes, I do.
And Kyz, do you take WS and Parr to be, you, er, partners?
Kyz: Yeah, but first, I gotta go post pictures of this grand day on SR, see, my scabs are healing!
Congregation: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Flanders: Err. And, er, WS, do you take these 'people' to be your significant others?
WS: Yes, but damnit, if only hey could have been my sisters. My 'sister' loooooves me, and it would be so great having three…
Flanders: Three sisters? But that means you'd have to wear four sets of clothes a day, one set as yourself, and the other three as your sisters…
WS: I'm willing to make that sacrifice…
Flanders: Well then, I pronounce you, er, 'together'. And yes, I'm going to skip the kissing bit…
Congregation: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
*Kyz closes wedding book*
Parr: Just think, this all stemmed from that one interview…
WS: Yup, and look where we are today.
Kyz: YeY! Now, let's go make cookies. Bagsy get the pink oven-gloves…
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Flanders: Ladies, Gentlemen, and Mystique, we are gathered here today to celebrate the inevitable marriage between Kyz And Parr. It was clearly obvious from the start that these two should be together, it would only be time before they tied the knot [In Kyz's small intestine].
People: YeY!
Flanders: Can we here it over there?
People on the right: YeY!
Flanders: And the people over there, wave your arms, legs and tails in the air!
People on the left: YeY!
Flanders: Good, now, let's proceed.
Kyz and Parr, both in gowns, stroll up the aisle. Kiriyama aims to trip them up, but fails miserably
Flanders: Now, Bridesmaids.
SR Monkeys: Yes?
Flanders: You look pretty in Pink
SR Monkeys: YeY!
Flanders: Now, Parr, do you take Kyz, even in his scabby-faced state, to be your lawfully wedded Huwife?
Parr: Yes, he's the greatest bloke in the world!
Flanders: And Kyz, do you take Parr, with or without his prized collection of garden Gnomes, to be your lawfully wedded Wifband?
Kyz: Oh yes, definitely.
Flanders: Does anyone have any objections to this marriage?
Asher D: Oh man, this pink dress really grabs you round the…
*Everyone stares at Asher D*
Asher D: Er…
Flanders: I pronounce you…
Azul: WAIT!
Flanders: Yes?
Azul: This marriage, it feels… wrong…
WS: KYZ! If you can't be my imaginary sister, then at least be m Husbawife!
Azul: There we go…
Memorandum: Hang on. But, this guy looks like a f****t, you're not really going to marry him?
Parr + Kyz: Yes, it will be so great!
Kyz: Good dress mate, add me at *
WS: Thanks. Now, let's get going before we have anymore interruptions…
Flanders: Yes, now, do you Parr, take Kyle and WS to be your, Huswife, whatever they're called?
Parr: Yes, I do.
And Kyz, do you take WS and Parr to be, you, er, partners?
Kyz: Yeah, but first, I gotta go post pictures of this grand day on SR, see, my scabs are healing!
Congregation: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Flanders: Err. And, er, WS, do you take these 'people' to be your significant others?
WS: Yes, but damnit, if only hey could have been my sisters. My 'sister' loooooves me, and it would be so great having three…
Flanders: Three sisters? But that means you'd have to wear four sets of clothes a day, one set as yourself, and the other three as your sisters…
WS: I'm willing to make that sacrifice…
Flanders: Well then, I pronounce you, er, 'together'. And yes, I'm going to skip the kissing bit…
Congregation: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
*Kyz closes wedding book*
Parr: Just think, this all stemmed from that one interview…
WS: Yup, and look where we are today.
Kyz: YeY! Now, let's go make cookies. Bagsy get the pink oven-gloves…
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This really is sick Shipseh, you should be ashamed.
And myes JBH.
And myes JBH.
Isn't John Nash the guy from A Beautiful Mind?
Disgusting.
What's all this about not posting here anymore Chips?
w/e w/e
disgusting.
disgusting.
'tever...
NASH makes the rules, he doesn't follow them.
¿Qué?
Argh!
:D
:D
What does 'let is drop' mean?
I need to know sire, don't whip me again.
I need to know sire, don't whip me again.
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