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So you want to have a certificate of djerrudish, to prove your skills, EH? EH?!
Well AJ and I are happy to oblige. Just don’t think you’ll pass.
The official contenders are GO GO SUPER MATTHEW DX, Microchips, Memorandum, NASH, DW, Kiriyama and maddmun, although anyone can enter if they wish.
Oh, and it’s memory only, and we’ll know when you’re cheating.
Commence
Thegerrid questions:
1. How did AJ defeat the evilty beast in Part gerrid?
2. What was the beast's name?
3. Why were they fighting such a beast?
4. Where does the evilty beast reside?
5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday?
6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing machine's birthday?
7. What is wench?
The AJ questions:
1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had to discover in Part AJ?
2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)?
3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did they find there?
4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile?
5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish.
6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle?
7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag?
The diagram section (AJ and gerrid questions):
Remember the diagrams of the Wendrilock, the Chelumba and the Buxom-Wenchmobile, and answer these questions:
1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally?
2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue?
3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent spikey hair?
4. What does the large glove signify?
5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have?
6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit?
7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit?
None of you will pass.
Results compiled on Friday by AJ and my good self. We will know if you have cheated. You are not allowed to look at any previous topics or any of the pictures, and there are red herrings and booby traps all over the place. And you will not see them, and you will fail.
Well AJ and I are happy to oblige. Just don’t think you’ll pass.
The official contenders are GO GO SUPER MATTHEW DX, Microchips, Memorandum, NASH, DW, Kiriyama and maddmun, although anyone can enter if they wish.
Oh, and it’s memory only, and we’ll know when you’re cheating.
Commence
Thegerrid questions:
1. How did AJ defeat the evilty beast in Part gerrid?
2. What was the beast's name?
3. Why were they fighting such a beast?
4. Where does the evilty beast reside?
5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday?
6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing machine's birthday?
7. What is wench?
The AJ questions:
1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had to discover in Part AJ?
2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)?
3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did they find there?
4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile?
5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish.
6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle?
7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag?
The diagram section (AJ and gerrid questions):
Remember the diagrams of the Wendrilock, the Chelumba and the Buxom-Wenchmobile, and answer these questions:
1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally?
2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue?
3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent spikey hair?
4. What does the large glove signify?
5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have?
6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit?
7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit?
None of you will pass.
Results compiled on Friday by AJ and my good self. We will know if you have cheated. You are not allowed to look at any previous topics or any of the pictures, and there are red herrings and booby traps all over the place. And you will not see them, and you will fail.
Page:
1. How did AJ defeat the evilty beast in Part gerrid?
Out of rage, he threw a basket at him.
2. What was the beast's name?
Mandrilock
3. Why were they fighting such a beast?
Because it left a broom on the floor
4. Where does the evilty beast reside?
In a cave
5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday?
Make it do something.
6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing
machine's birthday?
Prumple
7. What is wench?
Something in a tavern.
1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had
to discover in Part AJ?
Merclober
2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)?
Hmm, to use the Buxom Wenchmobile to track something,
3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did
theu find there?
Grendilos and a chelumba in the wenchmobile.
4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile?
It was a fake Buxom Wenchmobile, so it wasn't REALLY vandalised. If you want the answer to what vandalised the FAKE, then it was a shrewsburystick
5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish.
yisterdau
6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle?
12
7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag?
Purple and yellow with balck spots
1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally?
Wendilock
2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue?
Yellow
3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent
spikey hair?
It's hair gel burned it awau.
4. What does the large glove signify?
A big hand.
5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have?
6
6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit?
2
7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit?
It wears no suit, it wears a dressing gown.
I have th pictures on the wall and mypet moomin reads the stories to me at night as bed-time stories.
Out of rage, he threw a basket at him.
2. What was the beast's name?
Mandrilock
3. Why were they fighting such a beast?
Because it left a broom on the floor
4. Where does the evilty beast reside?
In a cave
5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday?
Make it do something.
6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing
machine's birthday?
Prumple
7. What is wench?
Something in a tavern.
1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had
to discover in Part AJ?
Merclober
2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)?
Hmm, to use the Buxom Wenchmobile to track something,
3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did
theu find there?
Grendilos and a chelumba in the wenchmobile.
4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile?
It was a fake Buxom Wenchmobile, so it wasn't REALLY vandalised. If you want the answer to what vandalised the FAKE, then it was a shrewsburystick
5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish.
yisterdau
6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle?
12
7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag?
Purple and yellow with balck spots
1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally?
Wendilock
2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue?
Yellow
3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent
spikey hair?
It's hair gel burned it awau.
4. What does the large glove signify?
A big hand.
5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have?
6
6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit?
2
7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit?
It wears no suit, it wears a dressing gown.
I have th pictures on the wall and mypet moomin reads the stories to me at night as bed-time stories.
Thegerrid questions:
1. How did AJ defeat the evilty beast in Part gerrid? They hit it with various whittle sticks
2. What was the beast's name? King Richard of Spain.
3. Why were they fighting such a beast? He had stolen the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse's bikes.
4. Where does the evilty beast reside? Mos Eisley.
5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday? Pray to it for good fortune and health.
6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing machine's
birthday? equal to the mass of the hypotenuse after an extremely sour session with Patrick Stewart.
7. What is wench? A creature, residing in the suburbs of gerridville.
The AJ questions:
1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had to
discover in Part AJ? Whittlecracker.
2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)? The details are still too hazy, my old friend.
3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did they
find there? A hideous beast.
4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile? Something. Not neB, I remember because he was most furious that he made not one appearance in either Part AJ or Part gerrid. So much so he made his own amazing adventure. Enough.
5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish. the olden term would be yesterdau.
6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle? none
7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag? the ween is mauve, and it's handbag is the colour of a Bourbon biscuit.
The diagram section (AJ and gerrid questions):
1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally? wendilock
2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue? purple
3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent
spikey hair? It real hair was stolen, by Biscuit Head the Wizard, and has had to make do with transparent manufactured hair since time began.
4. What does the large glove signify? either an arm or a willy I seem to remember.
5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have? 7
6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit? 2, AJ and djerrud.
7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit? pink
J Nash am the winner.
1. How did AJ defeat the evilty beast in Part gerrid? They hit it with various whittle sticks
2. What was the beast's name? King Richard of Spain.
3. Why were they fighting such a beast? He had stolen the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse's bikes.
4. Where does the evilty beast reside? Mos Eisley.
5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday? Pray to it for good fortune and health.
6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing machine's
birthday? equal to the mass of the hypotenuse after an extremely sour session with Patrick Stewart.
7. What is wench? A creature, residing in the suburbs of gerridville.
The AJ questions:
1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had to
discover in Part AJ? Whittlecracker.
2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)? The details are still too hazy, my old friend.
3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did they
find there? A hideous beast.
4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile? Something. Not neB, I remember because he was most furious that he made not one appearance in either Part AJ or Part gerrid. So much so he made his own amazing adventure. Enough.
5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish. the olden term would be yesterdau.
6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle? none
7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag? the ween is mauve, and it's handbag is the colour of a Bourbon biscuit.
The diagram section (AJ and gerrid questions):
1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally? wendilock
2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue? purple
3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent
spikey hair? It real hair was stolen, by Biscuit Head the Wizard, and has had to make do with transparent manufactured hair since time began.
4. What does the large glove signify? either an arm or a willy I seem to remember.
5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have? 7
6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit? 2, AJ and djerrud.
7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit? pink
J Nash am the winner.
gerrid wrote:
> Thegerrid questions:
> 1. How did AJ defeat the evilty beast in Part gerrid?
He hit him with a basket?
> 2. What was the beast's name?
Mandrilock
> 3. Why were they fighting such a beast?
Because of a broom
> 4. Where does the evilty beast reside?
Over the hill of bones
> 5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday?
Force it to do the last sunday dance of your 6 fried eggs!
> 6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing machine's
> birthday?
Blue.
> 7. What is wench?
A woman. Like a cat.
>
>
> The AJ questions:
> 1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had to
> discover in Part AJ?
Merclober
> 2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)?
The grendilos
> 3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did they
> find there?
crappy something?
> 4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile?
Shrewsburystick
> 5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish.
yesterday (t'is a trick question)
OR cake
> 6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle?
Only 3.
One to Dance
One to defuse
One to do the defusion secks
> 7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag?
Ween? am it green? and purple am it's handbag?
> The diagram section (AJ and gerrid questions):
>
> Remember the diagrams of the Wendrilock, the Chelumba and the
> Buxom-Wenchmobile, and answer these questions:
>
> 1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally?
Wendilock, later changed to Wendrilock to suit local secks slaves
> 2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue?
A slight shade of nareen
> 3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent
> spikey hair?
It lost it in a fight with 6 moomins.
> 4. What does the large glove signify?
Opression. And hand secks
> 5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have?
0. The newest photograph of it shows 2, however
> 6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit?
Again, 12, but my 'modified' photo shows 3.
> 7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit?
Depends on which toys 'r' us you steal it from
>
> None of you will pass.
> Thegerrid questions:
> 1. How did AJ defeat the evilty beast in Part gerrid?
He hit him with a basket?
> 2. What was the beast's name?
Mandrilock
> 3. Why were they fighting such a beast?
Because of a broom
> 4. Where does the evilty beast reside?
Over the hill of bones
> 5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday?
Force it to do the last sunday dance of your 6 fried eggs!
> 6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing machine's
> birthday?
Blue.
> 7. What is wench?
A woman. Like a cat.
>
>
> The AJ questions:
> 1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had to
> discover in Part AJ?
Merclober
> 2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)?
The grendilos
> 3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did they
> find there?
crappy something?
> 4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile?
Shrewsburystick
> 5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish.
yesterday (t'is a trick question)
OR cake
> 6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle?
Only 3.
One to Dance
One to defuse
One to do the defusion secks
> 7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag?
Ween? am it green? and purple am it's handbag?
> The diagram section (AJ and gerrid questions):
>
> Remember the diagrams of the Wendrilock, the Chelumba and the
> Buxom-Wenchmobile, and answer these questions:
>
> 1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally?
Wendilock, later changed to Wendrilock to suit local secks slaves
> 2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue?
A slight shade of nareen
> 3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent
> spikey hair?
It lost it in a fight with 6 moomins.
> 4. What does the large glove signify?
Opression. And hand secks
> 5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have?
0. The newest photograph of it shows 2, however
> 6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit?
Again, 12, but my 'modified' photo shows 3.
> 7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit?
Depends on which toys 'r' us you steal it from
>
> None of you will pass.
Incorrect.
Never before have i bore witness to such utter bulls faeces.
Tinkerbeast
> Thegerrid questions:
> 1. How did AJ defeat the evilty beast in Part gerrid? - By killing it
> 2. What was the beast's name? - neB!!!!111 RUN!!!1
> 3. Why were they fighting such a beast? - It wanted to steal the wenchmobile. And that rhymes. I want extra points for that.
> 4. Where does the evilty beast reside? - Wales
> 5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday? - Have the fone secks.
> 6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing machine's
> birthday? - tweflty
> 7. What is wench? - WeNch!11 JiBbeRwIsH!!1
>
>
> The AJ questions:
> 1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had to
> discover in Part AJ? - Cardiff
> 2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)? - Because they... had to discover it?
> 3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did they
> find there? - Welsh People (Welshius Peopalius, aka, Dark Mark, Edgy)
> 4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile? - the Welsh people?
>
> 5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish. - tOmMoRrOw!11
> 6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle? - In the eastern westerly land, twelfty sixt, but in the souther westernly northlands, threefty.
> 7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag? - yellow brown, and the baghand is greeny pink-blue.
>
>
> The diagram section (AJ and gerrid questions):
>
> 1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally? - wendrilock!11
> 2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue? - equilateral triangular.
> 3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent
> spikey hair? - because it has spikey hair.
> 4. What does the large glove signify? - large gloveness
> 5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have? - forfty
> 6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit? - it depends if the compatibly mobile norftoos are resounded in the pack bag.
> 7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit? - wendri-ish
JiBbeRwIsh!11
> 1. How did AJ defeat the evilty beast in Part gerrid? - By killing it
> 2. What was the beast's name? - neB!!!!111 RUN!!!1
> 3. Why were they fighting such a beast? - It wanted to steal the wenchmobile. And that rhymes. I want extra points for that.
> 4. Where does the evilty beast reside? - Wales
> 5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday? - Have the fone secks.
> 6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing machine's
> birthday? - tweflty
> 7. What is wench? - WeNch!11 JiBbeRwIsH!!1
>
>
> The AJ questions:
> 1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had to
> discover in Part AJ? - Cardiff
> 2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)? - Because they... had to discover it?
> 3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did they
> find there? - Welsh People (Welshius Peopalius, aka, Dark Mark, Edgy)
> 4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile? - the Welsh people?
>
> 5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish. - tOmMoRrOw!11
> 6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle? - In the eastern westerly land, twelfty sixt, but in the souther westernly northlands, threefty.
> 7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag? - yellow brown, and the baghand is greeny pink-blue.
>
>
> The diagram section (AJ and gerrid questions):
>
> 1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally? - wendrilock!11
> 2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue? - equilateral triangular.
> 3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent
> spikey hair? - because it has spikey hair.
> 4. What does the large glove signify? - large gloveness
> 5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have? - forfty
> 6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit? - it depends if the compatibly mobile norftoos are resounded in the pack bag.
> 7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit? - wendri-ish
JiBbeRwIsh!11
Testes?
Now it all makes sense.
I shall complete this tomorrow when I can be botherered to.
Now it all makes sense.
I shall complete this tomorrow when I can be botherered to.
Thegerrid questions:
1. How did AJ defeat the evilty beast in Part gerrid? with a dagger
2. What was the beast's name? gerrid
3. Why were they fighting such a beast? because they loved him and they had to kill him and they idnt want anyone else to do it
4. Where does the evilty beast reside? jamaica
5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday? ill have to wait until tommorrow to find out but i'll say nothing
6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing machine's birthday? 16
7. What is wench? a bench but shaped like a W or a viehcal because it says below
The AJ questions:
1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had to discover in Part AJ? sydney
2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)? it all happend back in 2000 they went to watch the olympics
3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did they find there? a huge gerrid
4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile? a gerrid with spraypaint
5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish. sterdayay ye
6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle? one
7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag? ween is purple with green spots and its handbag is black
The diagram section (AJ and gerrid questions):
Remember the diagrams of the Wendrilock, the Chelumba and the Buxom-Wenchmobile, and answer these questions:
1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally? a wendrilock
2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue? yellow
3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent spikey hair? because it really didnt have any and it was a lie to say he had hair
4. What does the large glove signify? a person with a large hand
5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have? 6
6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit? about 6
7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit? black
1. How did AJ defeat the evilty beast in Part gerrid? with a dagger
2. What was the beast's name? gerrid
3. Why were they fighting such a beast? because they loved him and they had to kill him and they idnt want anyone else to do it
4. Where does the evilty beast reside? jamaica
5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday? ill have to wait until tommorrow to find out but i'll say nothing
6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing machine's birthday? 16
7. What is wench? a bench but shaped like a W or a viehcal because it says below
The AJ questions:
1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had to discover in Part AJ? sydney
2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)? it all happend back in 2000 they went to watch the olympics
3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did they find there? a huge gerrid
4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile? a gerrid with spraypaint
5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish. sterdayay ye
6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle? one
7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag? ween is purple with green spots and its handbag is black
The diagram section (AJ and gerrid questions):
Remember the diagrams of the Wendrilock, the Chelumba and the Buxom-Wenchmobile, and answer these questions:
1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally? a wendrilock
2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue? yellow
3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent spikey hair? because it really didnt have any and it was a lie to say he had hair
4. What does the large glove signify? a person with a large hand
5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have? 6
6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit? about 6
7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit? black
Thegerrid questions:
1. How did AJ defeat the evilty beast in Part gerrid?
• This is a long and mystic tale, long forgotten by age-old mythology and lorii. I seem to recall to the best of my feeble abilities the inclusion of several small animals of sorts, each one wanting to have fun using a unique brand of fiœting. AJ used the said animals to defeat the beast because of their varied and unique abilities, some moreso than others. He called upon gerrid to deliver the final blow, although it was AJ's skill regarding animal control to bring the beast to its knees. Unfortunately I do not recall any gnomes, although they may have been mentioned several times.
2. What was the beast's name?
• Its name was not necessarily important, although it went by multiple guises, including Clyde and Horris.
3. Why were they fighting such a beast?
• They uncovered an ancient tomb of unbelievable riches, and ventured deep within to discover the beast they dreaded meeting.
4. Where does the evilty beast reside?
• Three trickles of stew depth, a hogs tail around eleventeen curves and a twist at the end of the forbidden corridor to finally meet the beast.
5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday?
• Hold it up and scream the name of neB through to recall his memories
6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing machine's birthday?
• Twenty-Seven
7. What is wench?
• A tale of wenches and their meanings is much too long to describe in an exam such as this, so I will simply say ‘more than can ever be described’.
The AJ questions:
1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had to discover in Part AJ?
• neaB city
2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)?
• This is a tale even more descriptive than the tale of Part gerrid, and there were a large number of reasons for this journey to the sacred city, a total of 2, in total. I seem to recall a large reason being that gerrid expressed a wish for an adventure to the said Sacred City, an idea seconded by AJ, and many others including Whitestripes, who were unable to go, due to reasons I will not disclose at this point. The second reason was that coincidentally as gerrid had just suggested going to the city he received a message from an ex-villager who had lost his eighth toe during a previous expedition and wanted someone to restore the city to its former wealth.
3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did they find there?
• They found 2 lorii, slender and slow. They also found a small chelumba, still in its infancy.
4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile?
• A small creature, noted in myth to be evil and sly, known only as neB.
5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish.
• yesterdaze
6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle?
• It takes zero to mentally diffuse it, but using the laws of modern men and women - 3
7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag?
• ween is similar to green, but different in a sense of vomithood. Ween’s handbag is yellow.
The diagram section (AJ and gerrid questions):
Remember the diagrams of the Wendrilock, the Chelumba and the Buxom-Wenchmobile, and answer these questions:
1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally?
• Wendrilock
2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue?
• Wrienie
3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent spikey hair?
• It’s hair grows naturally with age, and a special ingredient nutrises the hair, allowing no colour to enter it and pollute it, as happens in all other animals.
4. What does the large glove signify?
• Strength, power and willingness to trample small beasts.
5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have?
• 6 plus an extra one for balancing the number of miniscules who try to grab hold.
6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit?
• Ideally 2, as anymore and they are not worthy, but traditionally a maximum of 19.
7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit?
• the colour of traggots on a frosty morn.
1. How did AJ defeat the evilty beast in Part gerrid?
• This is a long and mystic tale, long forgotten by age-old mythology and lorii. I seem to recall to the best of my feeble abilities the inclusion of several small animals of sorts, each one wanting to have fun using a unique brand of fiœting. AJ used the said animals to defeat the beast because of their varied and unique abilities, some moreso than others. He called upon gerrid to deliver the final blow, although it was AJ's skill regarding animal control to bring the beast to its knees. Unfortunately I do not recall any gnomes, although they may have been mentioned several times.
2. What was the beast's name?
• Its name was not necessarily important, although it went by multiple guises, including Clyde and Horris.
3. Why were they fighting such a beast?
• They uncovered an ancient tomb of unbelievable riches, and ventured deep within to discover the beast they dreaded meeting.
4. Where does the evilty beast reside?
• Three trickles of stew depth, a hogs tail around eleventeen curves and a twist at the end of the forbidden corridor to finally meet the beast.
5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday?
• Hold it up and scream the name of neB through to recall his memories
6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing machine's birthday?
• Twenty-Seven
7. What is wench?
• A tale of wenches and their meanings is much too long to describe in an exam such as this, so I will simply say ‘more than can ever be described’.
The AJ questions:
1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had to discover in Part AJ?
• neaB city
2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)?
• This is a tale even more descriptive than the tale of Part gerrid, and there were a large number of reasons for this journey to the sacred city, a total of 2, in total. I seem to recall a large reason being that gerrid expressed a wish for an adventure to the said Sacred City, an idea seconded by AJ, and many others including Whitestripes, who were unable to go, due to reasons I will not disclose at this point. The second reason was that coincidentally as gerrid had just suggested going to the city he received a message from an ex-villager who had lost his eighth toe during a previous expedition and wanted someone to restore the city to its former wealth.
3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did they find there?
• They found 2 lorii, slender and slow. They also found a small chelumba, still in its infancy.
4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile?
• A small creature, noted in myth to be evil and sly, known only as neB.
5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish.
• yesterdaze
6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle?
• It takes zero to mentally diffuse it, but using the laws of modern men and women - 3
7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag?
• ween is similar to green, but different in a sense of vomithood. Ween’s handbag is yellow.
The diagram section (AJ and gerrid questions):
Remember the diagrams of the Wendrilock, the Chelumba and the Buxom-Wenchmobile, and answer these questions:
1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally?
• Wendrilock
2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue?
• Wrienie
3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent spikey hair?
• It’s hair grows naturally with age, and a special ingredient nutrises the hair, allowing no colour to enter it and pollute it, as happens in all other animals.
4. What does the large glove signify?
• Strength, power and willingness to trample small beasts.
5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have?
• 6 plus an extra one for balancing the number of miniscules who try to grab hold.
6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit?
• Ideally 2, as anymore and they are not worthy, but traditionally a maximum of 19.
7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit?
• the colour of traggots on a frosty morn.
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