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"The djerrudish Testes"

So you want to have a certificate of djerrudish, to prove your skills, EH? EH?!
Well AJ and I are happy to oblige. Just don’t think you’ll pass.
The official contenders are GO GO SUPER MATTHEW DX, Microchips, Memorandum, NASH, DW, Kiriyama and maddmun, although anyone can enter if they wish.

Oh, and it’s memory only, and we’ll know when you’re cheating.

Commence

Thegerrid questions:
1. How did AJ defeat the evilty beast in Part gerrid?
2. What was the beast's name?
3. Why were they fighting such a beast?
4. Where does the evilty beast reside?

5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday?
6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing machine's birthday?
7. What is wench?


The AJ questions:
1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had to discover in Part AJ?
2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)?
3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did they find there?
4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile?

5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish.
6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle?
7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag?


The diagram section (AJ and gerrid questions):

Remember the diagrams of the Wendrilock, the Chelumba and the Buxom-Wenchmobile, and answer these questions:

1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally?
2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue?
3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent spikey hair?
4. What does the large glove signify?
5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have?
6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit?
7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit?

None of you will pass.

Results compiled on Friday by AJ and my good self. We will know if you have cheated. You are not allowed to look at any previous topics or any of the pictures, and there are red herrings and booby traps all over the place. And you will not see them, and you will fail.

Pah.

Shaneo isn't going to do it, it's obvious.

Because key people have yet to take it.

WHy not tonight?

Oranges wrote:
> Gerrrid, am you marking these testes?

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Every entry has been marked and scores have been given.

We shall announce them tomorrow night.

Answer to all questions;

'Nidal's Brother'

Thegerrid questions:
1. How did AJ defeat the evilty beast in Part gerrid?

With love

2. What was the beast's name?

Tony Hart

3. Why were they fighting such a beast?

Because he's a c*ck

4. Where does the evilty beast reside?

Six feet under

5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday?

Remember, go straight to the payphine and wait for my call

6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing machine's birthday?

Mincemeat

7. What is wench?

Your mother, please


The AJ questions:
1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had to discover in Part AJ?

Philadelphia

2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)?

For 'brotherly love'

3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did they find there?

Tony Hart

4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile?

Tony Hart

5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish.

Tony Hart

6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle?

Four

7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag?

Red


The diagram section (AJ and gerrid questions):
1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally?

Tony Hart

2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue?

Red

3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent spikey hair?

Why not?

4. What does the large glove signify?

Tony Hart

5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have?

Four

6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit?

Four

7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit?

Red

'No answers'

Gerrrid, am you marking these testes?

It's all from stories past gone, "The Adventurous Adventures Of AJ And gerrid"

I beleive the answers to your riddles and folklore is : spoon

Without the spoon djerrudish is nothing. Nothing!