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"The djerrudish Testes"

So you want to have a certificate of djerrudish, to prove your skills, EH? EH?!
Well AJ and I are happy to oblige. Just don’t think you’ll pass.
The official contenders are GO GO SUPER MATTHEW DX, Microchips, Memorandum, NASH, DW, Kiriyama and maddmun, although anyone can enter if they wish.

Oh, and it’s memory only, and we’ll know when you’re cheating.

Commence

Thegerrid questions:
1. How did AJ defeat the evilty beast in Part gerrid?
2. What was the beast's name?
3. Why were they fighting such a beast?
4. Where does the evilty beast reside?

5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday?
6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing machine's birthday?
7. What is wench?


The AJ questions:
1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had to discover in Part AJ?
2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)?
3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did they find there?
4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile?

5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish.
6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle?
7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag?


The diagram section (AJ and gerrid questions):

Remember the diagrams of the Wendrilock, the Chelumba and the Buxom-Wenchmobile, and answer these questions:

1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally?
2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue?
3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent spikey hair?
4. What does the large glove signify?
5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have?
6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit?
7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit?

None of you will pass.

Results compiled on Friday by AJ and my good self. We will know if you have cheated. You are not allowed to look at any previous topics or any of the pictures, and there are red herrings and booby traps all over the place. And you will not see them, and you will fail.

Thegerrid questions:
1. How did AJ defeat the evilty beast in Part gerrid?
By slapping her with a mutated ill-tempered red herring and then throwing her into a pool filled with mutated ill-tempered red herrings which had laser beams attatched to their heads

2. What was the beast's name?
Barbara Streisand

3. Why were they fighting such a beast?
To stop her "Greatest" "Hits" album

4. Where does the evilty beast reside?
An evil temple of doom disguised as a £2,000,000 Malibu retreat

5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday?
Hit myself with it 23 times whilst proclaiming "Gerris is g00d!"

6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing machine's birthday?
Er...3

7. What is wench?
A young lady


The AJ questions:
1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had to discover in Part AJ?
California. Namely Los Angeles.

2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)?
To go back in time and kill Barbara Streisand's mother, stopping the birth of the biyatch!

3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did they find there?
Streisand and her flying biyatches

4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile?
Her flying biyatches....

5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish.
gerresterajay

6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle?
17,963

7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag?
green and pink stripes. And orange


The diagram section (AJ and gerrid questions):

Remember the diagrams of the Wendrilock, the Chelumba and the Buxom-Wenchmobile, and answer these questions:

1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally?
Given that you answered it in question two, I'll go with Wendilock. Nah, just joking, it's Wendrilock :D

2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue?
Purple

3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent spikey hair?
So he doesn't waste money on hair dye

4. What does the large glove signify?
A lack of manhood

5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have?
0

6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit?
17

7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit?
Blue. With white teets (not t1ts)

gerrid wrote:
> Kiriyama2 wrote:
> I'm waiting til I get my account back, fool.
>
> You have an inability to post answers with that account?

No, I want to wait until I get my account back, simple premise. I just finished writing it when it erased the whole thing :|

Jonathan Nash wrote:
> AfroJoe wrote:
> Every entry has been marked and scores have been given.
>
> We shall announce them tomorrow night.

pople love to quote Nash.

Kiriyama2 wrote:
> I'm waiting til I get my account back, fool.

You have an inability to post answers with that account?

AfroJoe wrote:
> Every entry has been marked and scores have been given.
>
> We shall announce them tomorrow night.

Thegerrid questions:
1. With reversible sedgwicks
2. Tinkerbeast
3. They were tired
4. Dulwich

5. Depends on what kind of telephone you are talking about
6. 7
7. Whatever you so wish it to be


The AJ questions:
1. Dulwich
2. Peckham park was full
3. 'Townies'
4. Same as above
5. Jyesterrrrrrrday
6. Just the one is sufficient
7. Yellow
The diagram section (AJ and gerrid questions):

Remember the diagrams of the Wendrilock, the Chelumba and the Buxom-Wenchmobile, and answer these questions:

The answer to all of these questions is no.

Thegerrid questions:
1. How did AJ defeat the evilty beast in Part gerrid?
With a toothpick

2. What was the beast's name?
Harrold

3. Why were they fighting such a beast?
To get the Cheerio's

4. Where does the evilty beast reside?
Summerset

5. What would you do with a telephone on a Wednesday?
Gargle

6. What is the sum of the square parts of your last washing machine's birthday?
6

7. What is wench?
Wo-man

The AJ questions:
1. What was the name of the sacred city in which gerrid and AJ had to discover in Part AJ?
Rochester

2. Why did they have to travel here (in detail)?
To find the Wench and 'get into her pants'

3. When they reached their final destination, what creatures did they find there?
Elves and me.

4. What vandalised the Buxom Wenchmobile?
A hooker

5. Spell 'yesterday' in djerrudish.
Yesturday

6. How many ovens does it take to mentally defuse a kettle?
6

7. What colour is ween? Also, what colour is ween's handbag?
Green and Green

The diagram section (AJ and gerrid questions):
Remember the diagrams of the Wendrilock, the Chelumba and the Buxom-Wenchmobile, and answer these questions:

1. Is it a wendilock or a wendrilock traditionally?
Wendrilock

2. What colour (exactly) is the Wendrilock's tongue?
Purple and yellow

3. In the Chelumba drawing, why has the Chelumba got transparent spikey hair?
It was attacked

4. What does the large glove signify?
Lurve

5. How many weelz does the traditional Wenchmobile have?
Six

6. How many passengers will the Wenchmobile sit?
21

7. What colour is the wendrilocks suit?
Orange

Damn.

I was hoping that would encourage you to do it just to prove me wrong.

I'm waiting til I get my account back, fool.

:D

Who? DW, Kiriyama and Chipseh?

Had they REALLY wanted to take it, they would have done so already.

(Note, they may have already taken it)