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"I are going to play da fussbal"

It took 15 minutes on phone to convince me but I'm going to play football for the first time in over a year

Hurrah

I used to be good as well

It's boiling here and very sunny...too hot.

It's been warm here, but not sunny. Just cludy really. But not dull and grey. Up until about an hour ago, it hadn't rained. Then we got seriously loud thunder (still going on), and then it absolutely hammered down with rain for 5 mins, then stopped.
And it's continuing to thunder down with... thunder.

ooh I'm quite excited

Although it has been raining all day

You eat my pies?

I'm ambidextrous in the feet.
Yup.

I have some shot on my right foot

My left is... not so good.

I used to be pretty fast before I ate all the pies. 6 goals in one match... and i won a penalty but somebody else missed it.

I'm also twice as tall as mosty of you so I just have to shout 'Boo' as I run towards you and you'll probably fall over.

I could skin you anyday, punk.
;-)

I rule at football. I can do that little ankle chip thing that Carlos does.

I came so close to being professional (well, close to getting a shot at becoming pro), but I broke me bloody leg doing a Jackass video. >:-S

I haven't played in a fair while. What position do you play?

I was an attacking midfielder, I can run with the ball and pass well, my long shooting and free kicks were quite good…but my left foot was worse then rubbish. I remember in a big school match running from the halfway line, taking the ball between two defenders, rounding the keeper, pulling back my left foot…only to hit the post from about 4 yards out.