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"I are going to play da fussbal"

It took 15 minutes on phone to convince me but I'm going to play football for the first time in over a year

Hurrah

I used to be good as well

Think I've sprained my ankle

I played today. I score loads. But that's because I'm a great striker (poacher).

People just punt the ball behind the last defenders and because I'm fast I run on and score. Spmetimes I score from being miles offside, though. But who cares?

Ha.

*Poaches on goal-line*

Yeah, I worked there for a week. My job was basically security guard. When we had a delivery, my manager came up to me and said, “there is a group of dodgy guys standing out in the ally where we get our deliveries, I want you to go and stand with the new stock while we move it in”.

That’s really nice; send the 16 year old out into the smelly wet ally with a group of “dodgy” blokes about 10metres away.

I also had to hover the shop, with one of those little attachment hovers, if my uniform was a tattered dress I would have expected a fat fairy to appear and tell me I was going to the ball.

Hercules! wrote:
> I dont care, you still never listen to me.
>
> You never take interest in my boobs when I flash them in your face.
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> That makes me sad.

I do Matteh! :D

That's not even worth the effort

£2.60? hoho

Not too bad, the worst pay I had was £2.60 at JJB sport.

£3.46 then £3.76 in a week or two I think

Then £4.56 when I'm 18 I think

Well I dunno, you could have slept your way to the top…

How well does it pay? I worked at Tesco when I was 17, I got £3.80per hour.

Yes

A 17 year old manager

hoho

I used to work at Tesco, in the electrical department. God how I loathed that job, I found the worst thing was just the sheer moronic managers…you’re going to tell me you’re a manager now, aren’t you?