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"If you like birds don't clean your windows!"

On a slightly different note, I have a magpie that cleans the guttering above my window...

Heh, superb topic.

If I had an albatross.... ahh we all hope...

I can just see it now... Yeah, swoop down on that kid there, take his sweets and bring them to me. If he tries anything pick him up and drop him onto Cpt. Birdseyes island of little children...

I was in an assembly a few years back (in primary school) and the headteacher went on about how he was just doing gardening when a bird hit the window and all my freinds burst out laughing. It was the way he said it i tell ya!

one day i was round my mates house when all of a sudden, bang, there was nothing to be seen apart from a circle and two lines coming from it to make a v shape. oh yeh and some feathers stuck to the v shape where the bird had hit. it left us in fits of laughter but my mates mum wernt to pleased about it.

Right well it might be made by MS eventually.

They should make the ultimate window cleaning simulator!

I'll get my coat... :)

On a slightly different note, I have a magpie that cleans the guttering above my window...