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Picture if you will a dark, garbage-strewn back alley tagged with graffiti and bracketed by weather-worn chain link fences. First you hear the rumble, then you see the headlights. Around the corner drives a 1972 Ghetto-Gold Buick Riviera with one primer-colored fender and two mis-matched rims. It rumbles to a halt. The massive doors open in unison, and out step the Mario Brothers. Mario drags a Franchi SPAS-12 shotgun out of the bucket seat and snaps the folding stock into place. Luigi pulls a pair of MAC-10 automatic pistols from his overalls and clicks off the safeties. The two brothers nod to each other. Then the techno music starts. Mario takes one step forward and springs into the air like a jackrabbit. He plants a foot on the grimy brick wall and soon he's cartwheeling no less than ten feet in the air. The bullets streak towards them! Luigi plants a foot on the hood of the Buick and an instant later he's somersaulting forward. The Buick suddenly explodes in outrageous bullet-time, fiery orange ribbons of twisted metal arcing through the air, showers of sparks rocketing into the sky! Luigi rights himself and the MAC-10s rip,
Mario kicks down the rusted iron door to the warehouse, knocking it clear from its hinges in a shower of shattered brickwork. "It's-a me!" he says, ripping off eight shotgun shells as fast as he can pump the stock. But the albino dudes phase out into spooky Rastafarians, then appear back in place. So Mario lets the shotgun clatter to the floor and puts on his sunglasses. They come after him, but he puts an arm behind his back and deflects the glistening stiletto knife the first Albino thrusts at him. Then, Luigi bursts through the window! He kicks down the metal scaffolding with a squeal and a shower of sparks, then flips through the air with his machine pistols growling.
The Second Albino jumps into a Forklift, Luigi fires all the ammo from his guns in a frenzy while diving forwards, Mario seizes this opportunity, to call peach who is operating onboard Ship Delfino, "Its-a me Mario, Droppa a grenade into the Matrix. while Mario is dialling the Albino lunges at his back, Mario avoids this by somersaulting over the Albino, Luigi dives into a second Forklift and drives full speed at the other Forklift, both forklifts speed up,
To be Continued
Mario kicks down the rusted iron door to the warehouse, knocking it clear from its hinges in a shower of shattered brickwork. "It's-a me!" he says, ripping off eight shotgun shells as fast as he can pump the stock. But the albino dudes phase out into spooky Rastafarians, then appear back in place. So Mario lets the shotgun clatter to the floor and puts on his sunglasses. They come after him, but he puts an arm behind his back and deflects the glistening stiletto knife the first Albino thrusts at him. Then, Luigi bursts through the window! He kicks down the metal scaffolding with a squeal and a shower of sparks, then flips through the air with his machine pistols growling.
The Second Albino jumps into a Forklift, Luigi fires all the ammo from his guns in a frenzy while diving forwards, Mario seizes this opportunity, to call peach who is operating onboard Ship Delfino, "Its-a me Mario, Droppa a grenade into the Matrix. while Mario is dialling the Albino lunges at his back, Mario avoids this by somersaulting over the Albino, Luigi dives into a second Forklift and drives full speed at the other Forklift, both forklifts speed up,
To be Continued
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Cool. But I'd rather have Conker and Berri than the Mario Bros.
Picture if you will a dark, garbage-strewn back alley tagged with graffiti and bracketed by weather-worn chain link fences. First you hear the rumble, then you see the headlights. Around the corner drives a 1972 Ghetto-Gold Buick Riviera with one primer-colored fender and two mis-matched rims. It rumbles to a halt. The massive doors open in unison, and out step the Mario Brothers. Mario drags a Franchi SPAS-12 shotgun out of the bucket seat and snaps the folding stock into place. Luigi pulls a pair of MAC-10 automatic pistols from his overalls and clicks off the safeties. The two brothers nod to each other. Then the techno music starts. Mario takes one step forward and springs into the air like a jackrabbit. He plants a foot on the grimy brick wall and soon he's cartwheeling no less than ten feet in the air. The bullets streak towards them! Luigi plants a foot on the hood of the Buick and an instant later he's somersaulting forward. The Buick suddenly explodes in outrageous bullet-time, fiery orange ribbons of twisted metal arcing through the air, showers of sparks rocketing into the sky! Luigi rights himself and the MAC-10s rip,
Mario kicks down the rusted iron door to the warehouse, knocking it clear from its hinges in a shower of shattered brickwork. "It's-a me!" he says, ripping off eight shotgun shells as fast as he can pump the stock. But the albino dudes phase out into spooky Rastafarians, then appear back in place. So Mario lets the shotgun clatter to the floor and puts on his sunglasses. They come after him, but he puts an arm behind his back and deflects the glistening stiletto knife the first Albino thrusts at him. Then, Luigi bursts through the window! He kicks down the metal scaffolding with a squeal and a shower of sparks, then flips through the air with his machine pistols growling.
The Second Albino jumps into a Forklift, Luigi fires all the ammo from his guns in a frenzy while diving forwards, Mario seizes this opportunity, to call peach who is operating onboard Ship Delfino, "Its-a me Mario, Droppa a grenade into the Matrix. while Mario is dialling the Albino lunges at his back, Mario avoids this by somersaulting over the Albino, Luigi dives into a second Forklift and drives full speed at the other Forklift, both forklifts speed up,
To be Continued
Mario kicks down the rusted iron door to the warehouse, knocking it clear from its hinges in a shower of shattered brickwork. "It's-a me!" he says, ripping off eight shotgun shells as fast as he can pump the stock. But the albino dudes phase out into spooky Rastafarians, then appear back in place. So Mario lets the shotgun clatter to the floor and puts on his sunglasses. They come after him, but he puts an arm behind his back and deflects the glistening stiletto knife the first Albino thrusts at him. Then, Luigi bursts through the window! He kicks down the metal scaffolding with a squeal and a shower of sparks, then flips through the air with his machine pistols growling.
The Second Albino jumps into a Forklift, Luigi fires all the ammo from his guns in a frenzy while diving forwards, Mario seizes this opportunity, to call peach who is operating onboard Ship Delfino, "Its-a me Mario, Droppa a grenade into the Matrix. while Mario is dialling the Albino lunges at his back, Mario avoids this by somersaulting over the Albino, Luigi dives into a second Forklift and drives full speed at the other Forklift, both forklifts speed up,
To be Continued
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