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Mario kicks down the rusted iron door to the warehouse, knocking it clear from its hinges in a shower of shattered brickwork. "It's-a me!" he says, ripping off eight shotgun shells as fast as he can pump the stock. But the albino dudes phase out into spooky Rastafarians, then appear back in place. So Mario lets the shotgun clatter to the floor and puts on his sunglasses. They come after him, but he puts an arm behind his back and deflects the glistening stiletto knife the first Albino thrusts at him. Then, Luigi bursts through the window! He kicks down the metal scaffolding with a squeal and a shower of sparks, then flips through the air with his machine pistols growling.
The Second Albino jumps into a Forklift, Luigi fires all the ammo from his guns in a frenzy while diving forwards, Mario seizes this opportunity, to call peach who is operating onboard Ship Delfino, "Its-a me Mario, Droppa a grenade into the Matrix. while Mario is dialling the Albino lunges at his back, Mario avoids this by somersaulting over the Albino, Luigi dives into a second Forklift and drives full speed at the other Forklift, both forklifts speed up,
To be Continued
The twins are better. What a line "we are getting aggravated." "yes we are". That cracked me and Algy up.
Now leave.
> *eats muffin*
Strawberry or Chocolate?
Ooh, nice spoof. Just needs a bit more thrill thrill and a bit less apple. You see, if the Mario Brother's are using a retard [the spas] and a computer [the mac] the Twins won't stand a chance. You see, they still think you can smoke apples, not to mention eating people...
But you know, they're not actually Twins... Well, not according to my knowledge. You see, they're actually just sister-programs, a double hack from the Source, that malfunctioned. Their actual name are the "Ghosts" but you know, I'll forgive you, for now... Just watch out next episode, which I'm greatly looking forward to.
> To be Continued
IT BETTER BE!
*runs off crying*
*eats muffin*