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Whilst browsing through the confines of my local HMV, I was lucky enough to come across an import copy of Philosophy: The Best of Bill Hicks. Well, not withstanding I wrenched it from the shelf, quickly handed the cashier my hard earned money and rushed home to listen to it.
All the best Hicks stuff is here from his point of view on Smoking right to Gays in the Military and everything in between. The ironic thing is, everything he stood there and put into perspective is relevant in todayís society, I know this has been said before, but it really doesnít hit home unless you go and buy yourself a copy of this.
Also, I wouldnít advise listening to this on the Tube as sudden outbursts of hysterical laughter will causeí other people to look at you in a ìfunnyî way. Yes, I know this from personal experience.
"I lost my car, I lost my wife, I lost my job, I lost my house - don't do drugs"
"I lost my car - no wait! There it is, over there by the dumpster, see you tomorrow"
All the best Hicks stuff is here from his point of view on Smoking right to Gays in the Military and everything in between. The ironic thing is, everything he stood there and put into perspective is relevant in todayís society, I know this has been said before, but it really doesnít hit home unless you go and buy yourself a copy of this.
Also, I wouldnít advise listening to this on the Tube as sudden outbursts of hysterical laughter will causeí other people to look at you in a ìfunnyî way. Yes, I know this from personal experience.
"I lost my car, I lost my wife, I lost my job, I lost my house - don't do drugs"
"I lost my car - no wait! There it is, over there by the dumpster, see you tomorrow"
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My name is Bill Hicks, and I'm not sold anywhere.
Time to try the internet, me thinks.
Time to try the internet, me thinks.
Now THAT is comedy
Damn it!! O.K. so that didn't work.
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I'm warning u, this catapult is loaded!!!
I think Joe Pasquale is probably more to your liking.
Believe me, when you're 10, that's one hell of a comedy!!
He started stand up at 14?! That's nothing, my mate started at 10-He farted in class.
Goatboy wrote:
"Pot is a better drug for you than alchohol. Fact.
> You can't deny it. Say you're at a ballgame or a concert and someone is being
> loud, obnoxious and annoying. Are they drunk or are they stoned?
(Crowd shouts
> back "DRUNK!")
The one and only correct answer, show 'em what they
> won!
Say you're in a car accident, you're only going 4mph.
THUNK! Oh **** we
> hit something dude...
We forget to open the garage door.
Pot is a herb man,
> not only do I think it should be legalised, I think it should be
> mandatory.
You're stuck in traffic, real agitated and honking the horn?
Police
> come up "Shut up and smoke this"
*tokes on imaginary joint*
Oops
> sorry officer, I was taking life seriously for a moment there! What was I
> thinking?"
That's the one!
"Pot is a better drug for you than alchohol. Fact.
> You can't deny it. Say you're at a ballgame or a concert and someone is being
> loud, obnoxious and annoying. Are they drunk or are they stoned?
(Crowd shouts
> back "DRUNK!")
The one and only correct answer, show 'em what they
> won!
Say you're in a car accident, you're only going 4mph.
THUNK! Oh **** we
> hit something dude...
We forget to open the garage door.
Pot is a herb man,
> not only do I think it should be legalised, I think it should be
> mandatory.
You're stuck in traffic, real agitated and honking the horn?
Police
> come up "Shut up and smoke this"
*tokes on imaginary joint*
Oops
> sorry officer, I was taking life seriously for a moment there! What was I
> thinking?"
That's the one!
Cheers Grix :) I put Clip the Apex away to bed forever now and brought Bleeders back to the forefront :)
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