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"Your best chat up lines?"

C'mon, show me how you'd win over a woman in a single line.

Goatboy wrote:

> Snuggly's been there when I've laid the smackdown on the helpless
> female.
> Ask him about The Barfly.
> She had enormous milk conkers and was fit as anything.

You want us to take Snuggly's view on the matter when I assume he was as Brahms and List as the rest of ya...though I suppose enormous milk conkers are always enormous milk conkers whatever the level of inebriation.

Goatboy wrote:
> "Hello. Want to go back to mine and f###?"
> Has worked 3 times.

It's only worked twice for me but then the third one was a dog and I was sober so I turned her down.

We've all been there FM, I feel your pain.

Sagacious - Snuggly was too busy trying to touch the Fun Loving Criminal's drummer and laughing at the Maharishi DJ.

Goatboy wrote:

> Sagacious - Snuggly was too busy trying to touch the Fun Loving
> Criminal's drummer and laughing at the Maharishi DJ.

Damn it, that's the only valid excuse I could accept. In future I want photos.

Oh I have photos....of me and shirt-spuds or of Snuggly pished and leering?

Goatboy wrote:
> Oh I have photos....of me and shirt-spuds or of Snuggly pished and
> leering?

Hmm, that might work on a woman...*tries it, gets slapped*...Nearly!

I feel horny, fancy a sh@g?

phi11ip wrote:
> I feel horny, fancy a sh@g?

Flattering, and how many women have you roped in on that old diamond of a line?

It didn't say that I had to have used it. It's the best one I know, I just don't want to be hurt by me asking it!

"I've lost my number, can I have yours?"

You cannot go wrong with this little baby.