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"Your best chat up lines?"

C'mon, show me how you'd win over a woman in a single line.

Goatboy wrote:
> "Hello. Want to go back to mine and f###?"
> Has worked 3 times.

For real?

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> "nice legs, what time do they open?"

sniggers

"Are you a lesbian?...No?...Wanna come back to mine?"

Kyz22 wrote:
> For real?
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Yep. I was trollied in a club at 3am, but it worked. Ok, so I never saw them again after that night/morning but who cares?

I like:

"Do you come often?"

and the best one involves walking up to a girl holding a piece of fish and asking them......

"your plaice or mine?"

Goatboy wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> For real?
> ---
>
> Yep. I was trollied in a club at 3am, but it worked. Ok, so I never
> saw them again after that night/morning but who cares?

3am huh? Slim pickings, last orders...*rambles on*

Slim pickings? Hardly.
Snuggly's been there when I've laid the smackdown on the helpless female.

Ask him about The Barfly.
She had enormous milk conkers and was fit as anything.
2 weekends worth of grappling, then she "didnt want a relationship"
Fairy nuff

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

“Are you an typical women? By that I mean, do you precious rocks and flowers?

If you do, then how about coming over here and getting your Tu-lips round this jewel?”

I hate you

Try "What do you do for a living?...Me? If i told you i'd have to kill you"