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Would You Rather..

Be constantly depressed OR constantly afraid?

Show up noticeably drunk on a national TV show OR roaring drunk at you child's college graduation?

Always have to write with your nondominant hand OR always have to write with your eyes closed?

Be trapped in jail with a guard who hates you OR with a cell mate who hates you?

Have regualr encounters with aliens and not have any proof OR have your best friend be invisible?

Always spit when you talk OR always be spit on when spoken to?

Spend a week at school in your underwear OR attend two classes completely nude?

Always show up 20 minutes late for everything OR always show up 90 mintues early for everything?

Eat one small hotel bar of soap OR six sticks of butter?

Bang your funny bone five times in a row until it's not funny anymore OR listen to somebody scrape nails down a chalkboard for 20 mintues?

Eat your entire diet cold OR eat your entire diet overcooked?

Work for your sibling OR your best friend?

Have to learn sword swallowing OR fire eating?

Have your spouse be disappointed in you OR have your child be disappointed in you?

Always almost have to sneeze OR hit your funny bone every 15 minutes?

Live in a world without grass OR roads?

Super glue your eyes shut OR super glue them open?

Be perceived as intelligent OR street smart?

Age from only the neck up OR age from only the neck down?


Have no short-term memory OR no long-term memory?

Never look healthy OR never feel healthy?

Have a see-through nose OR entirely white eyeballs?

Not eat for three days OR not sleep for three days

Have to put to sleep five puppies you just got OR a dog you've had for a year?

Marry a whiner OR marry a bully?

Be very clumsy OR very forgetful?

Experience the Titanic OR the Hindenburg?

Live to be 100 years old OR start life over from birth and live to be only 60 years old, knowing what you know now?

Ooooh, you have handcuffs! Just noticed your .. thingy.
It's not far to walk.

That blackboard nail scraping one makes me shudder just reading it.

No, no , no. No driving, I have been in enough traffic jams already today.

Ms NY wrote:
Be constantly depressed >

Show up noticeably drunk on a national TV show

Always have to write with your nondominant hand

cell mate who hates you?

Have regualr encounters with aliens and not have any proof

Always spit when you talk

OR attend two classes completely nude?

always show up 90 mintues early for everything?

six sticks of butter?

> Bang your funny bone five times in a row until it's not funny anymore

OR eat your entire diet overcooked?

your best friend?

OR fire eating?

> Have your children be disappointed in you

> Always almost have to sneeze

> Live in a world without roads ?

OR super glue them open?

OR street smart?

from only the neck down?

OR no long-term memory?

Never look healthy

white eyeballs?

> Not eat for three days

> Have to put to sleep five puppies you just got

> Marry a whiner
>
> Be very clumsy
>
> Experience the Titanic
>
start life over from birth and live to be
> only 60 years old, knowing what you know now?

So demanding.. Ok. Turn left, straight on until you come to a roundabout, go straight over, turn right and it'll be waiting there for you all gold and sparkly with your name engraved in it.

Where is my medal?

They ran out at the door.

Damnit, you actually read it. I couldn't kill a puppy, same with a cow but that was just the first word that popped to mind..

I spend days at school totally nude all the time, I don't go to school though so they tend to phone the police and escort me off the property.

Ms NY wrote:
> Have to put to sleep five cows you just got

I thought it was puppies?

Ms NY wrote:
> Have to put to sleep five cows you just got

Cows?