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Be constantly depressed OR constantly afraid?
Show up noticeably drunk on a national TV show OR roaring drunk at you child's college graduation?
Always have to write with your nondominant hand OR always have to write with your eyes closed?
Be trapped in jail with a guard who hates you OR with a cell mate who hates you?
Have regualr encounters with aliens and not have any proof OR have your best friend be invisible?
Always spit when you talk OR always be spit on when spoken to?
Spend a week at school in your underwear OR attend two classes completely nude?
Always show up 20 minutes late for everything OR always show up 90 mintues early for everything?
Eat one small hotel bar of soap OR six sticks of butter?
Bang your funny bone five times in a row until it's not funny anymore OR listen to somebody scrape nails down a chalkboard for 20 mintues?
Eat your entire diet cold OR eat your entire diet overcooked?
Work for your sibling OR your best friend?
Have to learn sword swallowing OR fire eating?
Have your spouse be disappointed in you OR have your child be disappointed in you?
Always almost have to sneeze OR hit your funny bone every 15 minutes?
Live in a world without grass OR roads?
Super glue your eyes shut OR super glue them open?
Be perceived as intelligent OR street smart?
Age from only the neck up OR age from only the neck down?
Have no short-term memory OR no long-term memory?
Never look healthy OR never feel healthy?
Have a see-through nose OR entirely white eyeballs?
Not eat for three days OR not sleep for three days
Have to put to sleep five puppies you just got OR a dog you've had for a year?
Marry a whiner OR marry a bully?
Be very clumsy OR very forgetful?
Experience the Titanic OR the Hindenburg?
Live to be 100 years old OR start life over from birth and live to be only 60 years old, knowing what you know now?
> I do indeed, my truncheon is great too, click a button and it grows.
They freeze up in the winter though, keep the de-icer handy.
> I couldn't.. I was drawn to the "thingy".
I don't know what it is, people just seem draw to my "thingy", why is that?
> Handcuffs, eh? Bet you feel powerful now then!
I do indeed, my truncheon is great too, click a button and it grows.
I'm off to bed now, nite all.
Hur Hur
> You'd rather age from the neck up?
>
> So you'd have a big head and no tackle?
>
> At least the other way people would only call you pin-head.
Well I was thinking from now
So my massive tackle and super fit body wouldn't break down in old age. I'd just have a prune head.
> Just noticed my, “thingy”?
>
> How could you miss it?!
I couldn't.. I was drawn to the "thingy".
Handcuffs, eh? Bet you feel powerful now then!
> You'd rather age from the neck up?
>
> So you'd have a big head and no tackle?
Heh, we think along the same lines.
So you'd have a big head and no tackle?
At least the other way people would only call you pin-head.
> Ooooh, you have handcuffs! Just noticed your .. thingy.
Just noticed my, “thingy”?
How could you miss it?!
> It's not far to walk.
It is way too far this time of night. I don't like walking on roundabouts.
Show up noticeably drunk on a national TV show
Always have to write with your nondominant hand
Be trapped in jail with a guard who hates you
Have regualr encounters with aliens and not have any proof
always be spit on when spoken to?
OR attend two classes completely nude?
Always show up 20 minutes late for everything
Eat one small hotel bar of soap
Bang your funny bone five times in a row until it's not funny anymore
Eat your entire diet cold
Work for your sibling
fire eating?
have your child be disappointed in you?
hit your funny bone every 15 minutes?
Live in a world without grass
super glue them open?
Be perceived as intelligent
Age from only the neck up
Have no long-term memory loss?
Never look healthy
entirely white eyeballs?
not sleep for three days
a dog you've had for a year?
Marry a whiner
very forgetful?
the Hindenburg?
Live to be 100 years old