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"English_Bloke’s morning and potential pneumonia"

So, 4am, English_Bloke’s alarm goes off. 5am, he heads to his local fishing lake with it spitting lightly with rain. 6am, English_Bloke hooks a Tench, so the rain doesn’t seem that bad. 6.20am, the rain gets a little harder. 7am, English_Bloke gets frustrated at the fact he is only getting really twitchy bites. 8am, English_Bloke catches a Bream, all is well again, in fact, he did his happy dance. 8.01am, God must have found English_Bloke’s happy dance pant wetingly funny, as it starts to pi*s it down. 9am, realizing his shivering is so violent that he is probably scaring the fish away, English_Bloke admits defeat to the weather and sods of home.

9.30am, English_Bloke starts looking into the symptoms of pneumonia and is concerned to see one of the symptoms is to constantly refer to one’s self in the third person perspective.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Funny ha-ha or funny weird?

I don't know.. Funny ha-ha probably!

Rosalind wrote:
> You know your Tagline and my Tagline have a strange affinity.
>
> I'm bored out of mu skull. Randomness.

So they do.... So is English_Bloke the ogre or are you having an affair? Or is it just a fluke? Nah that ones just silly, I go for number 2.

Goatboy wrote:
> PRON!!!!!!1

No I dont think he caught any prawns...

I walked home at sunrise this morning

It was nice and warm, beautiful sky.

haha

Ms NY wrote:
> Fishing's funny.

Funny ha-ha or funny weird?

The only way you can get pneumonia is by holding a Bream.

Same here, I heard it starting to rain at about 3.30am.
Fishing's funny.

I hadn't even gotten to bed by 4am this morning. You're clearly masochistic to want to get up at that hour!

PRON!!!!!!1

They will give you the occasional day off, honest.

Rosalind's right - you have a pair of handcuffs and she looks pretty when she is tied up. There must be a story there that I can write, only problem is I wouldn't be able to post it on here.