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By some mysterious and too complicated to explain electrical storm mishap, you are allowed to fight one character from any video-game, any era or platform.
Which one is it and why?
Who would win?
What fighting style?
I would choose Lara Croft.
Unarmed combat.
Because I hate her and the countless hours I spent in futile misery and head-exploding fury trying to find some stupid switch or continually falling because I mistimed a jump for the umpteenth time.
And because she had a crap film based on her.
But most of all, I hate her because of the underwater room with the mirrors in it.
Stupid, frustrating and just shabby.
And no matter how hard you tried, you could never shoot that flatulant butler that mumbled around the manor-house.
I would win. I would sit on her back and pound her face repeatedly into the floor whilst screaming "How the hell did I know to look in a mirror for the way out when I was near drowning you stupid, pneumatic cow????".
Just like I'm going to do to Fred Durst in Smackdown 3:Just Bring it.
Goatboy Smash Lara Croft to little bits and then scatter them in all 4 corners of the world, so I never ever have to hear that stupid "Oh" when she burns, or that scream when she falls to her death.
Die Lara Croft.
Which one is it and why?
Who would win?
What fighting style?
I would choose Lara Croft.
Unarmed combat.
Because I hate her and the countless hours I spent in futile misery and head-exploding fury trying to find some stupid switch or continually falling because I mistimed a jump for the umpteenth time.
And because she had a crap film based on her.
But most of all, I hate her because of the underwater room with the mirrors in it.
Stupid, frustrating and just shabby.
And no matter how hard you tried, you could never shoot that flatulant butler that mumbled around the manor-house.
I would win. I would sit on her back and pound her face repeatedly into the floor whilst screaming "How the hell did I know to look in a mirror for the way out when I was near drowning you stupid, pneumatic cow????".
Just like I'm going to do to Fred Durst in Smackdown 3:Just Bring it.
Goatboy Smash Lara Croft to little bits and then scatter them in all 4 corners of the world, so I never ever have to hear that stupid "Oh" when she burns, or that scream when she falls to her death.
Die Lara Croft.
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Can I break the rules here, and beat up the 'office assistant' instead?
Might be worth senfing in to the Official PlayStation Magazine for their "It should be a game" section. :-)
Well he started out by clearing Tortoises, Crabs and Flys out of people pipes (in a certain Atari game which appeared in Mario Advance...)
Then a sort of leader of all the tortoises (now known as "Koopa's") captured Princess Peach whom, the the help of his toadstall friends, Mario had to recue.
This leader of the "Koopa's" turned out to be big Bowser, who's been harrowing Mario ever since.
Having said that, I think the two arch enemies have got rather attatched to each other. They like nothing more than having a party of a nice game of tennis together, in between quests...
Then a sort of leader of all the tortoises (now known as "Koopa's") captured Princess Peach whom, the the help of his toadstall friends, Mario had to recue.
This leader of the "Koopa's" turned out to be big Bowser, who's been harrowing Mario ever since.
Having said that, I think the two arch enemies have got rather attatched to each other. They like nothing more than having a party of a nice game of tennis together, in between quests...
Has to be the epitomy of my gaming misery - Mario. No-one points out that he's fat, and could jump a twig, let alone vault over a tree! The fight wouldn't be that long. Mario would run at me, be he would be out of breath by halfway and one punch would settle it. He's a plumber, for Christs sake, what is he doing wandering around like a superhero?
Hee hee! They should create some sort of celebrity deathmatch game. Yet with better graphics than those dodgy plasticine models from the show. It'd be great to beat up those celebs you really hate. Or to beat the **** out of your mate with a celeb he really hates and finds annoying. Sorta like when I change my name in Quake 3 to Britney Spears occasionally, because when playing on the lan in our house I kick as* and it really annoys my house mates!
:)
:)
But Lara's suffering will be minimal compared to the fate that awaits Fred Durst when Smackdown 3 is released.
Come on Freddy, give me something to break you high-pitched, unskilled mook.
You goin' down my son, and I'm gonna beat you with a woman wrestler with a massive head and tiny hands that I'll create.
God Bless Video-Games with irritating pop-stars in them that you can beat like a red-headed stepchild.
Come on Freddy, give me something to break you high-pitched, unskilled mook.
You goin' down my son, and I'm gonna beat you with a woman wrestler with a massive head and tiny hands that I'll create.
God Bless Video-Games with irritating pop-stars in them that you can beat like a red-headed stepchild.
Maybe.
But come on...
But come on...
Goatboy has issues.
Tomb Raider has stripped him of his manhood.
He no longer goes swimming, avoids mirrors like Angelus the Vampire, and is scared of sexy women with large breasts.
Pity him.
Tomb Raider has stripped him of his manhood.
He no longer goes swimming, avoids mirrors like Angelus the Vampire, and is scared of sexy women with large breasts.
Pity him.
Mario.
Why?
Ever played Super Smash Bros?
Or caught a glimpse of Super Smash Bros Melee?
Heh heh
; )
Why?
Ever played Super Smash Bros?
Or caught a glimpse of Super Smash Bros Melee?
Heh heh
; )
By some mysterious and too complicated to explain electrical storm mishap, you are allowed to fight one character from any video-game, any era or platform.
Which one is it and why?
Who would win?
What fighting style?
I would choose Lara Croft.
Unarmed combat.
Because I hate her and the countless hours I spent in futile misery and head-exploding fury trying to find some stupid switch or continually falling because I mistimed a jump for the umpteenth time.
And because she had a crap film based on her.
But most of all, I hate her because of the underwater room with the mirrors in it.
Stupid, frustrating and just shabby.
And no matter how hard you tried, you could never shoot that flatulant butler that mumbled around the manor-house.
I would win. I would sit on her back and pound her face repeatedly into the floor whilst screaming "How the hell did I know to look in a mirror for the way out when I was near drowning you stupid, pneumatic cow????".
Just like I'm going to do to Fred Durst in Smackdown 3:Just Bring it.
Goatboy Smash Lara Croft to little bits and then scatter them in all 4 corners of the world, so I never ever have to hear that stupid "Oh" when she burns, or that scream when she falls to her death.
Die Lara Croft.
Which one is it and why?
Who would win?
What fighting style?
I would choose Lara Croft.
Unarmed combat.
Because I hate her and the countless hours I spent in futile misery and head-exploding fury trying to find some stupid switch or continually falling because I mistimed a jump for the umpteenth time.
And because she had a crap film based on her.
But most of all, I hate her because of the underwater room with the mirrors in it.
Stupid, frustrating and just shabby.
And no matter how hard you tried, you could never shoot that flatulant butler that mumbled around the manor-house.
I would win. I would sit on her back and pound her face repeatedly into the floor whilst screaming "How the hell did I know to look in a mirror for the way out when I was near drowning you stupid, pneumatic cow????".
Just like I'm going to do to Fred Durst in Smackdown 3:Just Bring it.
Goatboy Smash Lara Croft to little bits and then scatter them in all 4 corners of the world, so I never ever have to hear that stupid "Oh" when she burns, or that scream when she falls to her death.
Die Lara Croft.
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