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By some mysterious and too complicated to explain electrical storm mishap, you are allowed to fight one character from any video-game, any era or platform.
Which one is it and why?
Who would win?
What fighting style?
I would choose Lara Croft.
Unarmed combat.
Because I hate her and the countless hours I spent in futile misery and head-exploding fury trying to find some stupid switch or continually falling because I mistimed a jump for the umpteenth time.
And because she had a crap film based on her.
But most of all, I hate her because of the underwater room with the mirrors in it.
Stupid, frustrating and just shabby.
And no matter how hard you tried, you could never shoot that flatulant butler that mumbled around the manor-house.
I would win. I would sit on her back and pound her face repeatedly into the floor whilst screaming "How the hell did I know to look in a mirror for the way out when I was near drowning you stupid, pneumatic cow????".
Just like I'm going to do to Fred Durst in Smackdown 3:Just Bring it.
Goatboy Smash Lara Croft to little bits and then scatter them in all 4 corners of the world, so I never ever have to hear that stupid "Oh" when she burns, or that scream when she falls to her death.
Die Lara Croft.
Which one is it and why?
Who would win?
What fighting style?
I would choose Lara Croft.
Unarmed combat.
Because I hate her and the countless hours I spent in futile misery and head-exploding fury trying to find some stupid switch or continually falling because I mistimed a jump for the umpteenth time.
And because she had a crap film based on her.
But most of all, I hate her because of the underwater room with the mirrors in it.
Stupid, frustrating and just shabby.
And no matter how hard you tried, you could never shoot that flatulant butler that mumbled around the manor-house.
I would win. I would sit on her back and pound her face repeatedly into the floor whilst screaming "How the hell did I know to look in a mirror for the way out when I was near drowning you stupid, pneumatic cow????".
Just like I'm going to do to Fred Durst in Smackdown 3:Just Bring it.
Goatboy Smash Lara Croft to little bits and then scatter them in all 4 corners of the world, so I never ever have to hear that stupid "Oh" when she burns, or that scream when she falls to her death.
Die Lara Croft.
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How rude...
Shocking behaviour.
But if it stopped her from running about and drowning over and over and over and over, might be worth a shot
But if it stopped her from running about and drowning over and over and over and over, might be worth a shot
Goatboy wrote:
> Smash Lara wiv my face
If Lara were a real person (notice the important distinction there), there's only one place I'd like to put my face...
*Flubbalubbalubba*
> Smash Lara wiv my face
If Lara were a real person (notice the important distinction there), there's only one place I'd like to put my face...
*Flubbalubbalubba*
Nowt wrong with that.
Releiving frustration at gaming characters that make your head wrong is a good thing.
Smash Lara wiv my face
Releiving frustration at gaming characters that make your head wrong is a good thing.
Smash Lara wiv my face
I go for Luigi personally.
When i played mario Kart (SNES version), i was always Koopa. That meant that doing the Races usually put Luigi up front. That git put me through so many hours of misery coz he always turned on his flippin invincibility. I watched him turn it on nano-seconds before my red shell made contact. Plus, when you tried to pass him, he'd swerve into you and you would be right at the back of the race.
AArrrggh, i punched the TV soooo many times - i even played as toad every so often so that i could take it out on Princess (Peach).
Ok, i think i have issues as well as Goat Boy!
When i played mario Kart (SNES version), i was always Koopa. That meant that doing the Races usually put Luigi up front. That git put me through so many hours of misery coz he always turned on his flippin invincibility. I watched him turn it on nano-seconds before my red shell made contact. Plus, when you tried to pass him, he'd swerve into you and you would be right at the back of the race.
AArrrggh, i punched the TV soooo many times - i even played as toad every so often so that i could take it out on Princess (Peach).
Ok, i think i have issues as well as Goat Boy!
Asher D wrote:
> I'd fight Pikachu. I'd have a flamethrower and 5 uzi and Pikachu would get a
> stick..no, a boxing glove....., no a blindfold. That should teach him 4 taking
> over Nintendo. I hate the yellow rat....grrr!
I'm guessing that Pikachu's not allowed his electric attacks, otherwise holding those metalic guns would be dangerous...
So Pikachu's restricted from using his power and blindfolded and is being targeted by a flame thrower and a machine gun.
Now that's stacked odds!! :-D
> I'd fight Pikachu. I'd have a flamethrower and 5 uzi and Pikachu would get a
> stick..no, a boxing glove....., no a blindfold. That should teach him 4 taking
> over Nintendo. I hate the yellow rat....grrr!
I'm guessing that Pikachu's not allowed his electric attacks, otherwise holding those metalic guns would be dangerous...
So Pikachu's restricted from using his power and blindfolded and is being targeted by a flame thrower and a machine gun.
Now that's stacked odds!! :-D
Oh, OK. I'm a bit iffy on beat 'em ups.
Ganryu is the sumo in TTT.
Who's Ganryu?
Id love to piledriver Ganryu coz of the way keeps on knocking me out in Survival mode damn I hate that guy and after the piledriver, the rock bottom and after that spit on his face.
Phew now I feel much better.
Phew now I feel much better.
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