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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Past my window and boom, head first.
OOoh I'm so evil
HAHAHAH
Past my window and boom, head first.
OOoh I'm so evil
HAHAHAH
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Mr Snuggly wrote:
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Oh... you need to now
>
> I couldn't possibly. Just imagine the worst pain you could inflict on
> yer nuts and you're probably spot on.
I thought that that would be putting them in a vice and... you get the picture. I was wrong, and never before have i puked up because i was wrong.
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Oh... you need to now
>
> I couldn't possibly. Just imagine the worst pain you could inflict on
> yer nuts and you're probably spot on.
I thought that that would be putting them in a vice and... you get the picture. I was wrong, and never before have i puked up because i was wrong.
LMAO, lol hahahaha, hhhhhhhheeeeeeee...
That is just so god damn funny...
It really is...
That is just so god damn funny...
It really is...
Indeed you are evil.
Had one the other day.
In fact I've had about three this year.
All not my fault.
Hit a pothole whilst going down a hill, flipped over the bars adn the bike landed on my chest. Owww. I blame the council. New handlebars needed as they bent to an irreversible angle.
The second, some dipstick overtook me in his car and then proceeded to cut me up, turning into a junction right in front of me, I braked, but still hit him going at about 25. He had a nice dent in his car and his insurance paid me for a new helmet (as I went over his boot) and front wheel.
The third involves trying to be too clever, I Built up speend to do a jump that me and my mates had built on the beach. Ok a few times, but then the sand dried out, I hit it and basically went through it.
Thank god my flatmate works in a bike shop. Cheap....
In fact I've had about three this year.
All not my fault.
Hit a pothole whilst going down a hill, flipped over the bars adn the bike landed on my chest. Owww. I blame the council. New handlebars needed as they bent to an irreversible angle.
The second, some dipstick overtook me in his car and then proceeded to cut me up, turning into a junction right in front of me, I braked, but still hit him going at about 25. He had a nice dent in his car and his insurance paid me for a new helmet (as I went over his boot) and front wheel.
The third involves trying to be too clever, I Built up speend to do a jump that me and my mates had built on the beach. Ok a few times, but then the sand dried out, I hit it and basically went through it.
Thank god my flatmate works in a bike shop. Cheap....
Mr Snuggly wrote:
"No, but I have a very nasty story involving his testicles that I won't share with you all... it's too painful"
It's not the one with the sander from one of those BBC DIY shows, is it?
I hated that! :S
I haven't, "properly", fallen off my bike in years.
I used to do it all the time when moving onto the pavement... Except I didn't; hit the kirb, and ended up flat on the floor.
Almost got myself into trouble the other day, though, cycling on the way to work... Some bloke slowed-down alongside me and tried to ask me if he was going the right-way for the paintball place, but, before I had the chance to ask him again he started to drive away, and I found myself steering towards his car, denting the side of his crappy old Fiesta, and - luckily - getting my foot caught-up on the outside of his back-wheel, and not underneath.
He didn't seem bothered about it, though, and continued to drive-on.
I didn't fall-over, although my bike was wobbling all-over-the-place after hitting it.
I'm worse on my bike on the roads than I am in my car.
I blacked-out once, when I was younger, and somehow, ended up right-behind this other car on the other side of the road!
I lost the Peperami I was carring, too. :(
"No, but I have a very nasty story involving his testicles that I won't share with you all... it's too painful"
It's not the one with the sander from one of those BBC DIY shows, is it?
I hated that! :S
I haven't, "properly", fallen off my bike in years.
I used to do it all the time when moving onto the pavement... Except I didn't; hit the kirb, and ended up flat on the floor.
Almost got myself into trouble the other day, though, cycling on the way to work... Some bloke slowed-down alongside me and tried to ask me if he was going the right-way for the paintball place, but, before I had the chance to ask him again he started to drive away, and I found myself steering towards his car, denting the side of his crappy old Fiesta, and - luckily - getting my foot caught-up on the outside of his back-wheel, and not underneath.
He didn't seem bothered about it, though, and continued to drive-on.
I didn't fall-over, although my bike was wobbling all-over-the-place after hitting it.
I'm worse on my bike on the roads than I am in my car.
I blacked-out once, when I was younger, and somehow, ended up right-behind this other car on the other side of the road!
I lost the Peperami I was carring, too. :(
cookie monster - you're a lawsuit waiting to happen
Hercules - you got screwed
Hercules - you got screwed
Yeah, these dudes came up to me and asked me about making it into a film. I told them what happened, dunno what happened from there...
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Oh, and that reminds me, we used to make bows and arrows all the time,
Heh, i done that too, although i wrapped dead grass round the tip, sprayed it with WD-40 and set it on fire.
Who says Robin Hood Prince of Thieves is harmless entertainment? :D
> Oh, and that reminds me, we used to make bows and arrows all the time,
Heh, i done that too, although i wrapped dead grass round the tip, sprayed it with WD-40 and set it on fire.
Who says Robin Hood Prince of Thieves is harmless entertainment? :D
Ahh I think I saw you that day, I thought it was the alcohol doing it
I was once going so fast on my bike that I took off whilst holding this little alien fella in my basket at the front. Our silhouette could be seen as we flew infront of the moon.
Was fun.
Was fun.
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