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"You're favourite practical Jokes, let's have em ....."

lets hear your favourite practical jokes. You know, like the ones you read about :

Put cling film between the toilet seat and the toilet itself - urgh
Put black ink on the phone handset
Put a boa constrictor in someones bed
Take 3 nuts out of someones car wheel

y'know

*note : the possibility of irresponsibility forces me to mention that the last two shouldn't be done for fear of a) the snake being harmed, and b) the danger of chipping a finger nail while undoing the bolts*

*second note : when this thread sinks like the titanic, don't feel to sorry for me :D *

Whitestripes DX wrote:
> Although when we woke up he was laying in in own vomit...

Ewwww, you didnt tell me that bit before.

Get some dog t*rd, put it in some newspaper. Then go to someone who you don't likes house, set fire to it and ring the door bell.

Much stompage on burning paper later and person has some tinky shoes....faling that their house will go up in flames and the police will come knocking on your door.

go to someone you hate and try and get a look at the clock if you know what time this person goes to work wait until he/she oversleeps and is rushing around,quickly let the car tyres down and RUN ..........

I have never really done a practical joke...
The only good thing really i have done (this month) is get this smelly cripple boy to come over to us, we then jumped out and water bombed him, twas funny watching him trying to chase us, he was punching windows and bins...
Any ways he told the headmaster and Alex, my mate, took the wrap for all 5 of us... because otherise we would of all been thrown of work experience...
He is a true member of the possy...

You're an idiot Robin, you're now on my list along with Crazy Col and that woman from the Heat advert.

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> You're an idiot Robin, you're now on my list along with Crazy Col and
> that woman from the Heat advert.

What why?
if it is about the cripple part he aint really a cripple, he just has a fractured foot, plus my mum is his mums boss and he was giving my mum some lip...
Twas a very funny and amusing moment...

You want practical jokes? Well, there are some in the stroies forum I posted. Some being a lot. I mean, ALOT. I didn't write them though, some other guy did.

EL Robin wrote:
> Tiltawhirl wrote:
> You're an idiot Robin, you're now on my list along with Crazy Col
> and
> that woman from the Heat advert.
>
> What why?


I was gonna ask that.

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