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"You're favourite practical Jokes, let's have em ....."

lets hear your favourite practical jokes. You know, like the ones you read about :

Put cling film between the toilet seat and the toilet itself - urgh
Put black ink on the phone handset
Put a boa constrictor in someones bed
Take 3 nuts out of someones car wheel

y'know

*note : the possibility of irresponsibility forces me to mention that the last two shouldn't be done for fear of a) the snake being harmed, and b) the danger of chipping a finger nail while undoing the bolts*

*second note : when this thread sinks like the titanic, don't feel to sorry for me :D *

Well I had some mates over and they were staying the night. And one of them got plastered and was stumbling around the house keeping everyone awake.


So when he went past I stood up and hit him in the face and he fell over. I was quite proud, it was the first time I'd ever tried to actually punch someone.

He didn't shut up though, so I scratched a big gash across his stomache and he shut up.



Although when we woke up he was laying in in own vomit...

Hmm what did you do to him??

Right

I have only commited one act of violence against someone drunk.



But it was quite fun and I'd do it again.

I now label you a drunkist

Punching drunk people in the face.



I hate drunks.

Borat this was a bad idea

Heres one I heard: If you fall out with ur housemate and decide to move out:

get sardines, crush them and force them into the curtain seams, then move out within 24hours

Oh or faced with having to move out, do a man thing into the mayonaise, salad dressing or any other white sauce

carefully place a wasps nest, complete with wasps, in the boot of someones car

tigamilla wrote:
> Post pile of dog poo through loud music hating neighbour's mailbox

Hmm thats not really a joke though is it?? my friend didnt look too amused when it happened to him...

Post pile of dog poo through loud music hating neighbour's mailbox