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lets hear your favourite practical jokes. You know, like the ones you read about :
Put cling film between the toilet seat and the toilet itself - urgh
Put black ink on the phone handset
Put a boa constrictor in someones bed
Take 3 nuts out of someones car wheel
y'know
*note : the possibility of irresponsibility forces me to mention that the last two shouldn't be done for fear of a) the snake being harmed, and b) the danger of chipping a finger nail while undoing the bolts*
*second note : when this thread sinks like the titanic, don't feel to sorry for me :D *
Put cling film between the toilet seat and the toilet itself - urgh
Put black ink on the phone handset
Put a boa constrictor in someones bed
Take 3 nuts out of someones car wheel
y'know
*note : the possibility of irresponsibility forces me to mention that the last two shouldn't be done for fear of a) the snake being harmed, and b) the danger of chipping a finger nail while undoing the bolts*
*second note : when this thread sinks like the titanic, don't feel to sorry for me :D *
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tigamilla wrote:
> Post pile of dog poo through loud music hating neighbour's mailbox
Hmm thats not really a joke though is it?? my friend didnt look too amused when it happened to him...
> Post pile of dog poo through loud music hating neighbour's mailbox
Hmm thats not really a joke though is it?? my friend didnt look too amused when it happened to him...
carefully place a wasps nest, complete with wasps, in the boot of someones car
Heres one I heard: If you fall out with ur housemate and decide to move out:
get sardines, crush them and force them into the curtain seams, then move out within 24hours
Oh or faced with having to move out, do a man thing into the mayonaise, salad dressing or any other white sauce
get sardines, crush them and force them into the curtain seams, then move out within 24hours
Oh or faced with having to move out, do a man thing into the mayonaise, salad dressing or any other white sauce
Borat this was a bad idea
Punching drunk people in the face.
I hate drunks.
I hate drunks.
I now label you a drunkist
Right
I have only commited one act of violence against someone drunk.
But it was quite fun and I'd do it again.
I have only commited one act of violence against someone drunk.
But it was quite fun and I'd do it again.
Hmm what did you do to him??
Well I had some mates over and they were staying the night. And one of them got plastered and was stumbling around the house keeping everyone awake.
So when he went past I stood up and hit him in the face and he fell over. I was quite proud, it was the first time I'd ever tried to actually punch someone.
He didn't shut up though, so I scratched a big gash across his stomache and he shut up.
Although when we woke up he was laying in in own vomit...
So when he went past I stood up and hit him in the face and he fell over. I was quite proud, it was the first time I'd ever tried to actually punch someone.
He didn't shut up though, so I scratched a big gash across his stomache and he shut up.
Although when we woke up he was laying in in own vomit...
1. Hide near a neighbours car, but not too near. It is important that you are absolutely, fully hidden.
2. Now take an extremely deep breathe, and do a wolf whistle, but instead of the sort you do to a pretty girl, keep it going for as long as you can and try to match the sound of their car alarm. When they get close to the car, stop whistling!
3. When they go back indoors, repeat step 2.
2. Now take an extremely deep breathe, and do a wolf whistle, but instead of the sort you do to a pretty girl, keep it going for as long as you can and try to match the sound of their car alarm. When they get close to the car, stop whistling!
3. When they go back indoors, repeat step 2.
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