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"You're favourite practical Jokes, let's have em ....."

lets hear your favourite practical jokes. You know, like the ones you read about :

Put cling film between the toilet seat and the toilet itself - urgh
Put black ink on the phone handset
Put a boa constrictor in someones bed
Take 3 nuts out of someones car wheel

y'know

*note : the possibility of irresponsibility forces me to mention that the last two shouldn't be done for fear of a) the snake being harmed, and b) the danger of chipping a finger nail while undoing the bolts*

*second note : when this thread sinks like the titanic, don't feel to sorry for me :D *

lets hear your favourite practical jokes. You know, like the ones you read about :

Put cling film between the toilet seat and the toilet itself - urgh
Put black ink on the phone handset
Put a boa constrictor in someones bed
Take 3 nuts out of someones car wheel

y'know

*note : the possibility of irresponsibility forces me to mention that the last two shouldn't be done for fear of a) the snake being harmed, and b) the danger of chipping a finger nail while undoing the bolts*

*second note : when this thread sinks like the titanic, don't feel to sorry for me :D *

Feels sorry for Borrat in advance, have I failed now?

Bucket of wter out of top window while they stand at the door followed by a bag of flour. Not the best one ever but it's the only one i've ever done.

god I'm thick, I wrote 'you're' when I should have wrote 'your' and I wrote 'to' when I should have wrote 'too'.

I'm obviously over tired. almost time for a nice glass o' milk, a coupla cookies, and a few chapters of my new chris ryan book

throwing a toaster in with someone, while they are having a bath. Initially they'd be shocked (pun intended), but they'd eventually see the funny side

1-Nick cigarette packet from smoker you dont like
2-pick a ciggy from pack and remove half the tobacco from it
3-get teeny weeny firecracker, and place in side cigarette
4-replace tobacco, replace cigarette in box
5-run

6-keep away from english bloke who will probably come looking for you afterwards.

tigamilla wrote:
> 1-Nick cigarette packet from smoker you dont like
> 2-pick a ciggy from pack and remove half the tobacco from it
> 3-get teeny weeny firecracker, and place in side cigarette
> 4-replace tobacco, replace cigarette in box
> 5-run
>
> 6-keep away from english bloke who will probably come looking for you
> afterwards.

also works with the sulphur from a match-head

put half a brick in someones pillow case

Ello-ello-ello, who's idea was this?

Post pile of dog poo through loud music hating neighbour's mailbox