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"Fantasy Fatwah"

You are an extremist Leader.
You can place Fatwah on anyone you like, and you are promised a hit within 1 month.
Who are your targets?
No limits, but you must justify your religious murder:

Jamie Oliver:
Because he needs it. And you know it

P Diddy:
For his stupid name and stupid songs and stupid ex-girlfriend.

Steve Guttenburg:
For wasting his Police Academy potential

Chris Moyles. He must die, even Radio One can do better than that chip swilling whale.

Robbie Savage. Even more annoying than Dennis Wise, which just goes to show how soon he needs to perish.

Jim Davidson. Don't think there will be much of a problem getting somebody to off that wife beating racist Nazi thug.

That should do it for a bit.

*Hmm. Who to kill, who to kill!?*

My sister. Because she is the most annoying being upon this planet.

Misty off the Pokemon series. Yes, I have watched Pokemon a couple of times, and yes, Misty has to die. Her "Hehehehe" laugh is enough to send you to an institution. :D

Someone else.

Shocky.

umm I wouldn't say that to Goatboy if i were you Loki.

*doughnut dives behind a desk while Goatboy gets out his tommy gun*

Tony Blair, because Labour are left-wing idiots.

Lee Evans, because he's not funny at all.

Richard, someone on my IRC channel. He's an idiot.

I thought of all people on these forums Goatboy wouldn't perpetuate the western media distortion of Islamic terms which serve to demonise their culture. A Fatwah is not a death sentance, it is a legal decision by one religious leader, free to be debated and by any other religious leader. And while we're at it BBC Television, jihad means 'struggle' not Holy War. Go and read Chomsky again Goatboy :)

Nice title though, so: Robert Kilroy Silk, the writers of Eastenders and Gail Porter.

*Cris Tarrant gets splatterd by a ten ton metal thingy*

Anyway, on with the killings!!!!!!!

May have to jump on the Jamie Oliver Bandwagon here, but its better to be safe than sorry eh Goatboy?

That guy who replaced Roy Walker on CatchPhrase - because he replaced Roy Walker, the game show God!

The little annoying one from the band "Hanson" (of Mmm Bop fame) - because I swore to myself many years ago that I would be in some way responsible for his death and though his existance doesn't really bother me anymore, I feel I owe it to the infuriated me from the past.

Margaret Thatcher - mainly for the fame and fortune it would no-doubt bring me.

Sandy Toxvig - I'm just sure life would be better without.


I'll be back...

WÚÛkiee M¯nßÜÄR wrote:

The ugly singer from
> Beautiful South/Housemartins - because his face annoys the hell out of
> me.


Not that its a particularly amazing claim to fame, but that dude lives down the street from me (well round a corner too, but its pretty close!)

Roy Keane - because he's a scum-sucking buttwipe.

The ugly singer from Beautiful South/Housemartins - because his face annoys the hell out of me.

Alan Smith of Leeds United - because he always looks like he's wearing lipstick.

Probably more that I can't think of at the moment.

Well It would have to be Chris Tarrant.