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"A particularly stupid mosquito"

Whilst i'm sure the average mosquito probably isn't that clever i think the most stupid one just attempted to attack my monitor. Whilst patronising the fine bbc.com/football page, it decided to attack the screen, being lazy i scared it of with the cursor and thought that was that, now i know mozzies are attracted by the smell of human's and the lure of blood, this one being particularly thick attacked a picture of edgar davids. I am assuming it like most insects was attracted by the light, however this one being particularly thick started slamming itself into the screen, and then fell straight down on to the desk, i think its dead or maybe knocked out, did this mosquito support chelsea and not want davids, or perhaps a juventus supporting mosquito who couldn't bear the thought of life with out him, never the less this mosquito is dead, so the search for britains thickest mosquito must recommence. (this ill probably be turned into an itv show with carol vorderman and i widh to have huge royalties and my mosquito recognised as the thickest.)

Whilst i'm sure the average mosquito probably isn't that clever i think the most stupid one just attempted to attack my monitor. Whilst patronising the fine bbc.com/football page, it decided to attack the screen, being lazy i scared it of with the cursor and thought that was that, now i know mozzies are attracted by the smell of human's and the lure of blood, this one being particularly thick attacked a picture of edgar davids. I am assuming it like most insects was attracted by the light, however this one being particularly thick started slamming itself into the screen, and then fell straight down on to the desk, i think its dead or maybe knocked out, did this mosquito support chelsea and not want davids, or perhaps a juventus supporting mosquito who couldn't bear the thought of life with out him, never the less this mosquito is dead, so the search for britains thickest mosquito must recommence. (this ill probably be turned into an itv show with carol vorderman and i widh to have huge royalties and my mosquito recognised as the thickest.)