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"A particularly stupid mosquito"

Whilst i'm sure the average mosquito probably isn't that clever i think the most stupid one just attempted to attack my monitor. Whilst patronising the fine bbc.com/football page, it decided to attack the screen, being lazy i scared it of with the cursor and thought that was that, now i know mozzies are attracted by the smell of human's and the lure of blood, this one being particularly thick attacked a picture of edgar davids. I am assuming it like most insects was attracted by the light, however this one being particularly thick started slamming itself into the screen, and then fell straight down on to the desk, i think its dead or maybe knocked out, did this mosquito support chelsea and not want davids, or perhaps a juventus supporting mosquito who couldn't bear the thought of life with out him, never the less this mosquito is dead, so the search for britains thickest mosquito must recommence. (this ill probably be turned into an itv show with carol vorderman and i widh to have huge royalties and my mosquito recognised as the thickest.)

I think the Mossie supported Leeds. Most people who like to break others skin and draw blood do.

Mozzy Osbourne "my family ate my dog" shocker.

Mozzy Bin Laden drinks human blood.

Nah, the Sun would be more like...

"Yeah, died the poor bloke... look, there's a lady with her knockers out!!!!" - "ooooh David beckham bought some new socks" - "Collect 10 tokens and get 50p off the same socks Beckham bought" - "Posh beckham LIKES fish fingers!!!!" - "Wayne Rooney is cool" - "More boobs"

LOL!!

"a mosquito said to be 1/3 the size of davids (2 foot) attacked davids from england. The sun has learnt that the mosquito may have had Al quaeda connections and is thought to be a close friend of terror chief Osama Bin Laden. Other probosed chelsea targets Wayne Bridge and Christian Vieri have been moved to undisclosed locations until the mosquito has been apprehend. Initial Reports that the mosquito was dead have appeared false as, despite lying still for an hour last night after bouncing of the monitor the mosquito's body had disappeared this morning. A recording by the mosquito was confirmed to be genuine this morning, in which it urges other 2 foot high mosquito's to prey on other chelsea transfer targets, George bush has placed a $30 million reward for the mosqito. DEad or alive."

"Davids dies after a sudden infliction of malaria"

- The Sun, tomorrow.

this might be your big break... quick email the BBC

i thought so to, attenborouugh would be proud of this report o the age old battle between computer monitors an mosquitoes

How....

Insightful.