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"The eurovision song contest!"

We've been a bit quiet about this. Frankly i am concerned about the lack of eurovision song contest debates. Think of all the ranting and slating we can do on this topic. I would like to invite you ALL to come in and join in the early discussion party!

Leave your gifts with me on the left and anyone didn't give me one can walk into the spike pit on the right. Oh, there will be no nibbles, music, dancing, games or porn. Feel free to bring any of these along. Preferably include rat poison, crap rock, dirty dancing, russian roultette/kiss chase and necrophila. But anything will be fine. Just make sure to introduce your posts with an item of any of those catergories (Nibbles, music, dancing, games, porn anything that would be suitable for a party. A donkey, a stripper, torch, body guards whatever)!



My, my, where to begin the competition is getting naffier each year with the english entries getting more and more worse each year! not like there were many decent acts tbh.

But what about the competition? well lets have a listen on youtube:

- Denmark

- Iceland

- Portugal

- Spain

- Andorra

- Lithuania

- Ukraine

- Croatia

- Netherlands

- Malta

- Poland

- Armenia

- Sweden

- Czech Republic

- Bulgaria

- Israel

- Serbia

- Greece

- Slovenia

- United Kingdom

- Macedonia

- Finland

- Georgia

- Turkey

- Cyprus

- Belarus

- Germany

- Switzerland

Thats the most so far, who do you think has the chance to win?

Maybe they actually think its good then and its not a load of cynical internet forum users voting for it as a laugh.

:(

The majority of people who vote in these things are teenage girls.

I find it strange that no one else has brought up the fact that our acts song is basically just full of sexual innuendos? To be perfectly honest the british public or whoever voted for it want to see us embaressed because whatever act we put forward for the event would crash and burn.

Oh and the fact that the main guy from Scooch appeared on a Channel 4 program to fool people into thinking a boy band was a girl group says enough about the whole thing :]

Well, I like the Eurovision.
And I was bored.

Anywho, I like Lithuania's entry, but we'll see.

But I would honestly rather kill myself than be one of those dancers.

ah the European popularity contest, who is hated the least and made the most alliances beforehand. An incredible waste of time made even worse by the fact it gives Terry Wogan tv time (although he does make up for it slightly by always moaning at the frenchies doing the results in french)

Cong Man wrote:
> *Chokes*

You're not getting out of it that easy. Gotta do what she says.
Personally i'd rather slit my wrists that watch/listen to it. If i want music i've plenty of CD's.

*Chokes*

We'll be listening to them all when its on tv. :D

I don't know whether to be impressed or horified that you listened to all of them...

- Denmark
Christ, is that a man? Horrible.

- Iceland
URgh, still not good.

- Portugal
I quite like this, not too shabby.

- Spain
.....I suppose its not bad. I don't like it though.

- Andorra
I quite like this, nice rock.

- Lithuania
Ah, a beautiful, relaxing guitar song. I love it.

- Ukraine
Oh Lord...now really, thats a joke. I can't believe....retro accordion......

- Croatia
Nice. Not gongi to win though. Strong.

- Netherlands
Hmmm, not strong enough. Won't last.

- Malta
Singer sucks. Song a shambles because of it.

- Poland
I thought someone had uploaded some rap bull by mistake. Crap.

- Armenia
Nope.

- Sweden
Thats horrible.

- Czech Republic
Lordi-remixed!0/10

- Bulgaria
Not bad. Apart from the wings.

- Israel
Oh dear.

- Serbia
Nah, nothing special.

- Greece
Oh for the love of God.....

- Slovenia
Nice. Lovely voice.

- United Kingdom
Now really. Airlines as the theme? What is wrong with all of you?

- Macedonia
Good, apart from the rather strange dance.

- Finland
Nah, won't win again with that.

- Georgia
*Wince*

- Turkey
People seem to think this is good. They should die.

- Cyprus
Ach, no. I don't like this.

- Belarus
Freaky man with make up. Bad song.

- Germany
Nice jazz.

- Switzerland
Oh God. Horrible lyrics and song.