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"Bloody Stupid American Football"

What the hell is the idea with this 'game'?

Mr. Ninestonehomaphrodite runs away from big black guy with even blacker marks under his eyes because he might break a nail on his helmet?! Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball!

I think there is 3 divisions... West East and Central, I mean what is it? "Us West-siders don't like the way the East-siders look at us so we play with ourselves!"?

These mickey mouse idiots... they don't even go for tackles! The ref has to interveen before they hit incase one of them gets a little headache!

The whole game is stupid... I've tried to give it a change, because sport is a good thing... but no sooner would I class this a sport than I would lawn-darts!

They don't even have to touch the ball down... they just have to run... it's like 'Bulldog' with a ball! Stupid! Football is an art... Rugby is cool, Pool is a laugh, and Golf is much fun, but American Football is a joke!

And what's this... Soup-Bowl XXVIII? I mean we have The 6 nations... it sounds cool and they have the Soup Bowl?

This sport must rank among the worst ever made... it's just a babies version of running rugby! I'm not surprised they need cheer-leaders to attract crowds!

American Football.... Bah!

Game

But really, Big-Up to Kyle.. he was a great lad... and a pleasure to talk to... he would be a great asset to the forums.. he hardly swears, listens well, and gives a well backed up opinion... wiht a passion for the subject.

Like me, really!

er-no wrote:
> i want u home before its dark says:
they don't hav shin pads
i want u home
> before its dark says:
and trust me
i want u home before its dark says:
when a
> 17 stone man
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:

> lands on ur afro
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball!
> says:
he bounces off
i want u home before its dark says:
who is as fast as
> an olympic sprinter hits u at full pelt
i want u home before its dark says:
it
> bloody hurts
Game says:
I suppose....
i want u home before its dark
> says:
and when the second player gang tackles u
i want u home before its dark
> says:
ur not gettin up
Game says:
until they get off you
Most of the guys
> who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
nope
Most of the guys who run
> away aren't even holding a ball! says:
u just lay there
Game says:

i want
> u home before its dark says:
u forget that the pads increase the hit
i want u
> home before its dark says:
in rugby they wear those shabby soft pads
Game
> says:
yeah... spread the pressure... etcc
i want u home before its dark
> says:
i mean u can't even hit above the waist
Game says:
Yeah, but you have
> to have some rules...
i want u home before its dark says:
and u think american
> football doesn't
Game says:
And you can just fly at someones neck... where is
> the tactic in that.
Game says:
Rugby is the perfect balance of skill and
> toughness
i want u home before its dark says:
u can't
Most of the guys who
> run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
yeahyeah
Most of the guys who run
> away aren't even holding a ball! says:
rugby is a pile of tosh
Game
> says:
What do you play, Joby?
Most of the guys who run away aren't even
> holding a ball! says:
created for people who resemble thugs
i want u home
> before its dark says:
rugby they stop when they hit each other
Most of the
> guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
who have no skill
i want
> u home before its dark says:
like ahhhhh
Most of the guys who run away aren't
> even holding a ball! says:
and cant play football
i want u home before its
> dark says:
hes gonna hit e
i want u home before its dark says:
me
Most of
> the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
what do I play
Most
> of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
I play
> netball
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
with
> all the girlies
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball!
> says:
lol... kyle, I watched the wimbledon high team the other day.... olivia
> aint bad
Game says:
Not really... if they go down, they carry on... they just
> have one of those thingys... where you roll the ball back...
Most of the guys
> who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
yeah... a pointless rollback is
> its name
Game says:
Sorry, Netball Boy
Most of the guys who run away aren't
> even holding a ball! says:
and a pointless sport.. is tha game
Most of the
> guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
lol... if girls are
> wearing tight tops.. and u can watch! DAMN RIGHT
i want u home before its dark
> says:
u can only pass the ball bloody backwards
Game says:
I bet you can't
> even kick a football, Joby!
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a
> ball! says:
ermmm.. yeah I can
Game says:
Yeah... again more
> tactics...
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:

> played it for 7 years
Game says:
skill needed... not just throwing to get easy
> points!
i want u home before its dark says:
tactics
Game says:
QB just beams
> it to Touchdowner and there we go!
Most of the guys who run away aren't even
> holding a ball! says:
skill needed.... woah ... throw it baskwards
Most of
> the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
no game.. that aint
> it
Game says:
They only run at each other to make it look like theres more to
> the game!
i want u home before its dark says:
i don't think u understand the
> planning and training that goes into eeach play
Most of the guys who run away
> aren't even holding a ball! says:
he dont
Most of the guys who run away
> aren't even holding a ball! says:
I used to think ike u Game
Most of the guys
> who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
I really did
Most of the guys
> who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
but when u just try and grasp
> and play it
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:

> its tactics and contact
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a
> ball! says:
amazing sport
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a
> ball! says:
and when u know that
Most of the guys who run away aren't even
> holding a ball! says:
u can really enjoy watching it
Game says:
Yes... but
> Rubgy has more skill involved... and being British, Joby, you should back me
> up!
i want u home before its dark says:
in rugby
Most of the guys who run
> away aren't even holding a ball! says:
ahh... well.. I have seen both sides to
> teh story
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
and
> played both
Game says:
Some of the coaches make it sound like it's a bloody
> soap opera!
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:

> and know some rules in both
i want u home before its dark says:
u run up field
> and keep throwin the ball backwards until therees noone to throw it to
Game
> says:
No it wasn't a touch down, yes it was... there's the line... no it
> isn't!!!
i want u home before its dark says:
then u go ahhhhhhhh
i want u
> home before its dark says:
and kick it
Game says:
They moan like wimps!
Most
> of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
those arent
> moans
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
thats
> actually there back breaking
Game says:

i want u home before its dark
> says:
thats cos every play counts in american football
Most of the guys who
> run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
yeah
Most of the guys who run away
> aren't even holding a ball! says:
every play counts
i want u home before its
> dark says:
and he refs can't afford to make mistakes
Game says:
As it does in
> rugby!
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
Rugby
> is actually a good sport
Game says:
I bet you American Footballers wouldn't
> last 5 minutes in a Rugby Match...
Most of the guys who run away aren't even
> holding a ball! says:
but it aint near as good as AF
i want u home before its
> dark says:
u hav four chances to make 10 yards and thats it
Most of the guys
> who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
yeahyeah
Game says:
I bet
> you!!!!!!!
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:

> they would last the whole match
i want u home before its dark
> says:
yeahyeah
i want u home before its dark says:
absolut
Most of the guys
> who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
and probably kill the rugby
> players
Game says:
No it isn't...
i want u home before its dark
> says:
listen
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:

> yeah they would game
i want u home before its dark says:
playin american
> football
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
they
> really would
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball!
> says:
!
i want u home before its dark says:
u get world class atheletes
Game
> says:
I don't thik so... they'd bloody die... they wouldn't last 5 minutes
> never mind 80!
Game says:
How long is an AF match?
Most of the guys who run
> away aren't even holding a ball! says:
these guys are 17-24 stone
i want u
> home before its dark says:
who can run the 100m in under 11 secs
Most of the
> guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
all Lumus
Most of the
> guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
and they could laugh on
> all of the rugby players I have seen
i want u home before its dark says:
who
> are fitter than any rugby player
Game says:
Rugby players are fast... look at
> Lomu...
i want u home before its dark says:
yeah
Game says:
Faster than a
> bullet!
i want u home before its dark says:
but thats one player
Most of the
> guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
all AF players are like
> Lomu
i want u home before its dark says:
every player on an nfl team
Game
> says:
So... there are others...
Most of the guys who run away aren't even
> holding a ball! says:
80% of AF players are as fast as Lomu
i want u home
> before its dark says:
can't be on it if he cant do 40 yards
i want u home
> before its dark says:
in under 6 secs
Game says:
I bet you, if you timed the
> players in the Super League, you'd see most of them, if not all run 100 in 11
> seconds...
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:

> nah... I dont think so
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a
> ball! says:
some are actually just fat
Most of the guys who run away aren't
> even holding a ball! says:
i seen there bellies
Most of the guys who run away
> aren't even holding a ball! says:
tyres on them!
i want u home before its
> dark says:
to be fair so are some football players
i want u home before its
> dark says:
but theyre still gfit
Game says:
Yes... but they're fit... you
> don't have to have a six-pack to be able to play rugby... or even AF! I would
> imagine.
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:

> something u agree on
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball!
> says:
....
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball!
> says:
typing
i want u home before its dark says:
american football just has
> so much more to it
i want u home before its dark says:
every player is used on
> every play
i want u home before its dark says:
each one has a job
i want u
> home before its dark says:
each play is thought out and run like a military
> plan
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
*game is
> silent
i want u home before its dark says:
the defensive coach is pitted
> against the offensive coach
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a
> ball! says:
brother VS brother
Most of the guys who run away aren't even
> holding a ball! says:

Game says:
Sorry... watching City of Heroes
> clip...
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
read
> what he just said
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball!
> says:
its a good deontalogical case
Most of the guys who run away aren't even
> holding a ball! says:
with good premises
Game says:
So what... marking a man
> is just as skill-demanding as running and flawing him...
i want u home before
> its dark says:
yes
i want u home before its dark says:
hell yes
Game
> says:
Thank you.
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball!
> says:
its not like that game
i want u home before its dark says:
anticipating
> what cut the guys gonna make
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding
> a ball! says:
u have to be aware of everything around u
Most of the guys who
> run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
eyes... the ball.. the play....
> everything
Game says:
As you do in Football, Rugby and Hockey...
Most of the
> guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
no not really as
> much
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
for
> football is more directed
Game says:
Football is the best sport in the
> world...
i want u home before its dark says:
not to the extent that u hav to
> in american footie
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball!
> says:
and is streamlined along the one idea
i want u home before its dark
> says:
u hav to be thinkin
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a
> ball! says:
as is rugby
i want u home before its dark says:
antcipating
i
> want u home before its dark says:
reacting
Most of the guys who run away
> aren't even holding a ball! says:
yeah
Most of the guys who run away aren't
> even holding a ball! says:
reacting
i want u home before its dark says:
and
> all in the split second the reciever makes his cut
Game says:
Yes... like in
> football... they have plays n that too...
i want u home before its dark
> says:
or the quarterback raises his arm
Most of the guys who run away aren't
> even holding a ball! says:
not like AF plays
i want u home before its dark
> says:
not to the same extent
i want u home before its dark says:
for
> example
i want u home before its dark says:
as a reciver on my team
Most of
> the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
as a receiver on his
> team
i want u home before its dark says:
u would hav to learn 10 individual
> passing routes
i want u home before its dark says:
and know in what playthat
> the quarter back calls
i want u home before its dark says:
to use them in
i
> want u home before its dark says:
and carry them out in time
i want u home
> before its dark says:
with the qb
Most of the guys who run away aren't even
> holding a ball! says:
and all the cutes
Most of the guys who run away aren't
> even holding a ball! says:
cuts*
Game says:
Yes... but in football or rugby,
> you don't know who's gonna do what... you have to adapt like that

*clicks
> fingers*
i want u home before its dark says:
yeah
i want u home before its
> dark says:
and on defence thats exactly what ur doing
i want u home before its
> dark says:
on offence u carry out the plan
i want u home before its dark
> says:
defence u plan and react to it

Game has left the conversation.

>
Game has been added to the conversation.

i want u home before its dark
> says:
as a corner u've studied gametape of the other team
i want u home before
> its dark says:
u line up against the reciebver
i want u home before its dark
> says:
u don't know if its a run play
i want u home before its dark says:
a
> sweep
i want u home before its dark says:
a pass
i want u home before its
> dark says:
if its a pass
Game says:
But surely it can't take long to figure
> it out and adapt!
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball!
> says:
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you
>>guys
> stop
>>making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
> face!"
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:

> lol
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
soz.
i
> want u home before its dark says:
u've got someone running at you who can do
> 4oyard in 4.5 secons
i want u home before its dark says:
ur runnin
> backwards
i want u home before its dark says:
u don't know when hes gonna
> cut
i want u home before its dark says:
when hes does u've got to get thats
> ball
Game says:
Cut?
Game says:
Go a different way?
i want u home before
> its dark says:
break off from the first sytraight line his run
i want u home
> before its dark says:
yeah
i want u home before its dark says:
as a line
> backer
i want u home before its dark says:
ur keyin in on
i want u home
> before its dark says:
the offensive line
i want u home before its dark
> says:
do they fire out tellin u its a run
i want u home before its dark
> says:
or rear up tellin u its a pass
i want u home before its dark says:
does
> ur tightend comeout at u
i want u home before its dark says:
or go for on a
> passin route
i want u home before its dark says:
do u pick him up or cover the
> run
i want u home before its dark says:
wheres the running back goin
Most of
> the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
I would get my glock
> out
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
and pop a
> cap
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
but...
> kyle would run and bite him
Game says:
You don't have a gun?
i want u home
> before its dark says:
and all this is 2 secons after the snap
Game
> says:
!
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
I do
> have a gu
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:

> kyle damned my shotgun up
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a
> ball! says:
and my pistol
Game says:
What do you shoot?
Most of the guys
> who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
2 secs to do all that
Game
> says:
Rugby Players?
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a
> ball! says:
we shoot anything that annoys us
Game says:
I was listening
> Kyle..
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:

> anyway
Game says:
I WAS.
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a
> ball! says:
I have actually found what kyle has to say very interesting
Most
> of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
and Game... b4 u
> defame sports play them first
Game says:
yeah... me too... but I still think
> that the way the game is played is a bit 'overthetop' and it is accompanied by
> WWF-Style commentary...
Game says:
quite funny, I suppose... but a bit sad.
i
> want u home before its dark says:
i can understand how if u don't know whats
> goin on u might get confused
i want u home before its dark says:
and think its
> all too flashy
i want u home before its dark says:
but thats cos u don't
> understand what happnin
i want u home before its dark says:
eg
i want u home
> before its dark says:
when the pass is incomplete
Game says:
It seems like
> much more of a show... and being a Brit , anything that rips-off rugby, and it
> up.. it crap!
i want u home before its dark says:
its not just that the qbs
> thrown it wrong
i want u home before its dark says:
it is a show
i want u
> home before its dark says:wimps
buta serious sport
Game says:
Rugby is a
> game! Not a show.
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball!
> says:
rugby is an activity
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a
> ball! says:
not a game
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a
> ball! says:
lol
Game says:
Pah! Er-No... knows nothing...
Most of the guys
> who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
Look at me, I'm Mr. Badassplayer
> and I have 74 matresses strapped to my body, so when I go crashing into Mr.
> Pricky over there, we bounce off each other so the crowd can go:
>

"Yay!"

And why can't they have proper names...

They have
> The Pirates and The Sharks and the 2649-ers... I mean, Come on.
Most of the
> guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
u wrote that game
Most
> of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
naughty man
i want
> u home before its dark says:
as for the over the top
i want u home before its
> dark says:
thats fair enouygh
Most of the guys who run away aren't even
> holding a ball! says:
er-knows everything
i want u home before its dark
> says:
thats for the american fans
Game says:

i want u home before its
> dark says:
but when ur playin it its completely different
Game says:
I don't
> hate Americans.. they just make me think...."Duh!"

Why post all that?

The conversation ended, with Game knowing Rugby was better and with Kyle (The other guy) thinkning AF was...

But really, all that padding, all those stops, throwing the ball all that way instead of skilfully getting it there? It's nowhere near as good, it's just like WWF, a big show... maybe entertaining with a few bumps and bruises, but compared to Rugby... it's crap!!

I bet you £100 that almost all of the people on the forums would agree that Rugby is a harder sport, with more skill involved and harder men.

Rugby beats American Football hands down!

I started to read that but found it difficult because of the names and what you typed being close together, hurt my eyes it did it is late though

As long as your having fun though eh? :D

lol @ easy word count boost!!

:D

This argument continnued for another 3 hours... and is still happening as I type this....

...wow... well do give the below a read... its very interesting.

:D

i want u home before its dark says:
they don't hav shin pads
i want u home before its dark says:
and trust me
i want u home before its dark says:
when a 17 stone man
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
lands on ur afro
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
he bounces off
i want u home before its dark says:
who is as fast as an olympic sprinter hits u at full pelt
i want u home before its dark says:
it bloody hurts
Game says:
I suppose....
i want u home before its dark says:
and when the second player gang tackles u
i want u home before its dark says:
ur not gettin up
Game says:
until they get off you
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
nope
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
u just lay there
Game says:

i want u home before its dark says:
u forget that the pads increase the hit
i want u home before its dark says:
in rugby they wear those shabby soft pads
Game says:
yeah... spread the pressure... etcc
i want u home before its dark says:
i mean u can't even hit above the waist
Game says:
Yeah, but you have to have some rules...
i want u home before its dark says:
and u think american football doesn't
Game says:
And you can just fly at someones neck... where is the tactic in that.
Game says:
Rugby is the perfect balance of skill and toughness
i want u home before its dark says:
u can't
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
yeahyeah
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
rugby is a pile of tosh
Game says:
What do you play, Joby?
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
created for people who resemble thugs
i want u home before its dark says:
rugby they stop when they hit each other
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
who have no skill
i want u home before its dark says:
like ahhhhh
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
and cant play football
i want u home before its dark says:
hes gonna hit e
i want u home before its dark says:
me
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
what do I play
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
I play netball
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
with all the girlies
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
lol... kyle, I watched the wimbledon high team the other day.... olivia aint bad
Game says:
Not really... if they go down, they carry on... they just have one of those thingys... where you roll the ball back...
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
yeah... a pointless rollback is its name
Game says:
Sorry, Netball Boy
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
and a pointless sport.. is tha game
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
lol... if girls are wearing tight tops.. and u can watch! DAMN RIGHT
i want u home before its dark says:
u can only pass the ball bloody backwards
Game says:
I bet you can't even kick a football, Joby!
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
ermmm.. yeah I can
Game says:
Yeah... again more tactics...
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
played it for 7 years
Game says:
skill needed... not just throwing to get easy points!
i want u home before its dark says:
tactics
Game says:
QB just beams it to Touchdowner and there we go!
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
skill needed.... woah ... throw it baskwards
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
no game.. that aint it
Game says:
They only run at each other to make it look like theres more to the game!
i want u home before its dark says:
i don't think u understand the planning and training that goes into eeach play
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
he dont
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
I used to think ike u Game
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I really did
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but when u just try and grasp and play it
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its tactics and contact
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amazing sport
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
and when u know that
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u can really enjoy watching it
Game says:
Yes... but Rubgy has more skill involved... and being British, Joby, you should back me up!
i want u home before its dark says:
in rugby
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ahh... well.. I have seen both sides to teh story
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and played both
Game says:
Some of the coaches make it sound like it's a bloody soap opera!
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and know some rules in both
i want u home before its dark says:
u run up field and keep throwin the ball backwards until therees noone to throw it to
Game says:
No it wasn't a touch down, yes it was... there's the line... no it isn't!!!
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then u go ahhhhhhhh
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and kick it
Game says:
They moan like wimps!
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
those arent moans
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
thats actually there back breaking
Game says:

i want u home before its dark says:
thats cos every play counts in american football
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
yeah
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
every play counts
i want u home before its dark says:
and he refs can't afford to make mistakes
Game says:
As it does in rugby!
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
Rugby is actually a good sport
Game says:
I bet you American Footballers wouldn't last 5 minutes in a Rugby Match...
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
but it aint near as good as AF
i want u home before its dark says:
u hav four chances to make 10 yards and thats it
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
yeahyeah
Game says:
I bet you!!!!!!!
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
they would last the whole match
i want u home before its dark says:
yeahyeah
i want u home before its dark says:
absolut
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
and probably kill the rugby players
Game says:
No it isn't...
i want u home before its dark says:
listen
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yeah they would game
i want u home before its dark says:
playin american football
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
they really would
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!
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u get world class atheletes
Game says:
I don't thik so... they'd bloody die... they wouldn't last 5 minutes never mind 80!
Game says:
How long is an AF match?
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
these guys are 17-24 stone
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who can run the 100m in under 11 secs
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all Lumus
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and they could laugh on all of the rugby players I have seen
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who are fitter than any rugby player
Game says:
Rugby players are fast... look at Lomu...
i want u home before its dark says:
yeah
Game says:
Faster than a bullet!
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but thats one player
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all AF players are like Lomu
i want u home before its dark says:
every player on an nfl team
Game says:
So... there are others...
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
80% of AF players are as fast as Lomu
i want u home before its dark says:
can't be on it if he cant do 40 yards
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in under 6 secs
Game says:
I bet you, if you timed the players in the Super League, you'd see most of them, if not all run 100 in 11 seconds...
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nah... I dont think so
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some are actually just fat
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
i seen there bellies
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tyres on them!
i want u home before its dark says:
to be fair so are some football players
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but theyre still gfit
Game says:
Yes... but they're fit... you don't have to have a six-pack to be able to play rugby... or even AF! I would imagine.
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something u agree on
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....
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typing
i want u home before its dark says:
american football just has so much more to it
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every player is used on every play
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each one has a job
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each play is thought out and run like a military plan
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*game is silent
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the defensive coach is pitted against the offensive coach
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brother VS brother
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Game says:
Sorry... watching City of Heroes clip...
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
read what he just said
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
its a good deontalogical case
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
with good premises
Game says:
So what... marking a man is just as skill-demanding as running and flawing him...
i want u home before its dark says:
yes
i want u home before its dark says:
hell yes
Game says:
Thank you.
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
its not like that game
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anticipating what cut the guys gonna make
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u have to be aware of everything around u
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eyes... the ball.. the play.... everything
Game says:
As you do in Football, Rugby and Hockey...
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
no not really as much
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
for football is more directed
Game says:
Football is the best sport in the world...
i want u home before its dark says:
not to the extent that u hav to in american footie
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and is streamlined along the one idea
i want u home before its dark says:
u hav to be thinkin
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
as is rugby
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antcipating
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reacting
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
yeah
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reacting
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and all in the split second the reciever makes his cut
Game says:
Yes... like in football... they have plays n that too...
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or the quarterback raises his arm
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
not like AF plays
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not to the same extent
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for example
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as a reciver on my team
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as a receiver on his team
i want u home before its dark says:
u would hav to learn 10 individual passing routes
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and know in what playthat the quarter back calls
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to use them in
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and carry them out in time
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with the qb
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and all the cutes
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
cuts*
Game says:
Yes... but in football or rugby, you don't know who's gonna do what... you have to adapt like that

*clicks fingers*
i want u home before its dark says:
yeah
i want u home before its dark says:
and on defence thats exactly what ur doing
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on offence u carry out the plan
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defence u plan and react to it

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i want u home before its dark says:
as a corner u've studied gametape of the other team
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u line up against the reciebver
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u don't know if its a run play
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a sweep
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a pass
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if its a pass
Game says:
But surely it can't take long to figure it out and adapt!
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you
>>guys stop
>>making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!"
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
lol
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
soz.
i want u home before its dark says:
u've got someone running at you who can do 4oyard in 4.5 secons
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ur runnin backwards
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u don't know when hes gonna cut
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when hes does u've got to get thats ball
Game says:
Cut?
Game says:
Go a different way?
i want u home before its dark says:
break off from the first sytraight line his run
i want u home before its dark says:
yeah
i want u home before its dark says:
as a line backer
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ur keyin in on
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the offensive line
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do they fire out tellin u its a run
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or rear up tellin u its a pass
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does ur tightend comeout at u
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or go for on a passin route
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do u pick him up or cover the run
i want u home before its dark says:
wheres the running back goin
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
I would get my glock out
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and pop a cap
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
but... kyle would run and bite him
Game says:
You don't have a gun?
i want u home before its dark says:
and all this is 2 secons after the snap
Game says:
!
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
I do have a gu
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
kyle damned my shotgun up
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and my pistol
Game says:
What do you shoot?
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
2 secs to do all that
Game says:
Rugby Players?
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
we shoot anything that annoys us
Game says:
I was listening Kyle..
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anyway
Game says:
I WAS.
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
I have actually found what kyle has to say very interesting
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
and Game... b4 u defame sports play them first
Game says:
yeah... me too... but I still think that the way the game is played is a bit 'overthetop' and it is accompanied by WWF-Style commentary...
Game says:
quite funny, I suppose... but a bit sad.
i want u home before its dark says:
i can understand how if u don't know whats goin on u might get confused
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and think its all too flashy
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but thats cos u don't understand what happnin
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eg
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when the pass is incomplete
Game says:
It seems like much more of a show... and being a Brit , anything that rips-off rugby, and it up.. it crap!
i want u home before its dark says:
its not just that the qbs thrown it wrong
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it is a show
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buta serious sport
Game says:
Rugby is a game! Not a show.
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
rugby is an activity
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
not a game
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
lol
Game says:
Pah! Er-No... knows nothing...
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
Look at me, I'm Mr. Badassplayer and I have 74 matresses strapped to my body, so when I go crashing into Mr. Pricky over there, we bounce off each other so the crowd can go:

"Yay!"

And why can't they have proper names...

They have The Pirates and The Sharks and the 2649-ers... I mean, Come on.
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
u wrote that game
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
naughty man
i want u home before its dark says:
as for the over the top
i want u home before its dark says:
thats fair enouygh
Most of the guys who run away aren't even holding a ball! says:
er-knows everything
i want u home before its dark says:
thats for the american fans
Game says:

i want u home before its dark says:
but when ur playin it its completely different
Game says:
I don't hate Americans.. they just make me think...."Duh!"

Look at me, I'm Mr. Badassplayer and I have 74 matresses strapped to my body, so when I go crashing into Mr. Pricky over there, we bounce off each other so the crowd can go:

"Yay!"

And why can't they have proper names...

They have The Pirates and The Sharks and the 2649-ers... I mean, Come on.

All we have to do is win, doesn't matter by how much. To be honest, i'm not so sure Germany wil beat Finland - I think Finland will give them a massive game and i wouldn't be surprised if they settle it without us needing to get a result.

Hopefully soon we'll be celebrating our place in the world cup finals next summer ;-)

.........Badly