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"something to keep u up all night"

right, this is how it works.

i start off this story then everyone that posts here adds another scentace to it, OK.
right–

once upon a time there was a lonely chedder samwich......

a bad acid trip all along, he woke up in a puddle of his own sweat, it was all just a bad drug experience, when suddenly 1000s of pixie like creaturers lept in through his bedroom window, they for some reason where singing Hear say at the tops of their squeaky little voices.

He jumped up in bed

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

when suddenly:

an even bigger oak tree burst out of his stomach and as he squealed in pain like a wild pig, a dark suited man appeared and explained to him what had happened. It was....

Suddenly his arm burst open revealing a massive vibrating rocket thing, he now was VIBRATOR (ing) MAN here to rid the world of any thing that ummm gets in the way and stuff like that and then:

so after throwing up his entire stomach contents, he felt something moving inside him...

fertiliser...

and then realised it wasn't cheese it was:

where he ate his way through all the cheese and....

fell into a giant thimble full of a great sea of melted cheese....

there was lots of people in tight leather T-Shirts, he entered the tomb for a massive greeting from everyone

*in a very very camp voice*

"OH HELLO SAILOR"

He turned to run but:

ran into the underwater temple of VilagePeopleMania where...