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"something to keep u up all night"

right, this is how it works.

i start off this story then everyone that posts here adds another scentace to it, OK.
right–

once upon a time there was a lonely chedder samwich......

morphed into super 'bree baguet' to tame her screaming innards..

All of her inards flew out and landed on David. In return, he...

breath which stank like moldey cheese, she then flashed her gash to David (lol), she had a massive cut on the underside of her belly when suddenly:

the enchantess commanded them to stop with her voodoo.

when an army of giant killer lamppost start to wreck havoc everywhere when......

Shaneo then walks up to Nomad_Soul and whipsers something into his ear. NS nods and Shaneo pours liquid metal onto the giant-sized nail. When it hardens, he grinds the nail around the edge, so that it's a little normail nail.

*Nomad_Soul brings a huge HAMMER down on Hard As Nails and, oh dear, he's all crushed and bent and useless.*

Nomad_Soul wrote:
> A semi-naked enchantress appeared holding a shining blade. She glided over to
> were David was lying and said:

Please kill this pointless topic and ban everyone who posted in it apart from Hard As Nails as he was just proving his point and otherwise wouldn't waste his time on such pointless topics.

A semi-naked enchantress appeared holding a shining blade. She glided over to were David was lying and said:

The door exploded and a Police Special Unit burst in. "Freeze" they shouted, "Don't move". David (he needed a name) immediately thought they wanted the drugs so he threw up his hands. They just ran straight passed him however, following the pixies out of the window when all of a sudden...