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As most of you will know, the USA is about to embark on a war against Afganistahn in a bid take in Osama bin Laden.
Well, through the medium of drinking, my friends and I have come up with a possible, more likely to succeed, alternative solution.
As a smaller percentage of you will know, martial artist and actor, Steven Segal is renowned for saying in interviews that almost 100% of todays action heroes; Bruce Willis, Nicholas Cage, Wesley Snipes, etc. are a load of p*****s. He claims that most of them wouldn't win a fight against a force of one primary school girl, let alone a "super villain" and, well, he may be right?
Well, an even smaller percentage of you may also be aware that Steven Segal doesn't hold himself in this bracket at all. No, infact, Steven Segal is on record as having said that the first thing he does when he is offered the lead role in a movie is sit down and read the script. Well thats not much of a surprise but what is a surprise is that Steven Segal, notable for such films as "Under Siege 1&2" and "Marked for Death" claims that as he is perusing the script he is careful to make sure that he is not being made to do "anything he couldn't do in real life"
So, seeing as Steven seems so very confident about battling terrorist organisation single handedly, or taking down a city wide Jamaican run crime and drug syndicate single handedly without recieving a single blow to his person, I think you'll all agree that Segal is ideal for the job of retrieving bin Laden! I propose we send him in a one man plane with parachute and drop hmi in the heart of Afganistahn, then sit back and wait for the results.
As a possible side line to this and a way for the US to raise some funds for the rebuilding of Manhattan, I suggest we drop Steve Irwin (that crazy crocadile man) in with Segal and a video camera to create the most stunning "reality TV" since Big Brother 2!!!
Thoughts?
Well, through the medium of drinking, my friends and I have come up with a possible, more likely to succeed, alternative solution.
As a smaller percentage of you will know, martial artist and actor, Steven Segal is renowned for saying in interviews that almost 100% of todays action heroes; Bruce Willis, Nicholas Cage, Wesley Snipes, etc. are a load of p*****s. He claims that most of them wouldn't win a fight against a force of one primary school girl, let alone a "super villain" and, well, he may be right?
Well, an even smaller percentage of you may also be aware that Steven Segal doesn't hold himself in this bracket at all. No, infact, Steven Segal is on record as having said that the first thing he does when he is offered the lead role in a movie is sit down and read the script. Well thats not much of a surprise but what is a surprise is that Steven Segal, notable for such films as "Under Siege 1&2" and "Marked for Death" claims that as he is perusing the script he is careful to make sure that he is not being made to do "anything he couldn't do in real life"
So, seeing as Steven seems so very confident about battling terrorist organisation single handedly, or taking down a city wide Jamaican run crime and drug syndicate single handedly without recieving a single blow to his person, I think you'll all agree that Segal is ideal for the job of retrieving bin Laden! I propose we send him in a one man plane with parachute and drop hmi in the heart of Afganistahn, then sit back and wait for the results.
As a possible side line to this and a way for the US to raise some funds for the rebuilding of Manhattan, I suggest we drop Steve Irwin (that crazy crocadile man) in with Segal and a video camera to create the most stunning "reality TV" since Big Brother 2!!!
Thoughts?
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As most of you will know, the USA is about to embark on a war against Afganistahn in a bid take in Osama bin Laden.
Well, through the medium of drinking, my friends and I have come up with a possible, more likely to succeed, alternative solution.
As a smaller percentage of you will know, martial artist and actor, Steven Segal is renowned for saying in interviews that almost 100% of todays action heroes; Bruce Willis, Nicholas Cage, Wesley Snipes, etc. are a load of p*****s. He claims that most of them wouldn't win a fight against a force of one primary school girl, let alone a "super villain" and, well, he may be right?
Well, an even smaller percentage of you may also be aware that Steven Segal doesn't hold himself in this bracket at all. No, infact, Steven Segal is on record as having said that the first thing he does when he is offered the lead role in a movie is sit down and read the script. Well thats not much of a surprise but what is a surprise is that Steven Segal, notable for such films as "Under Siege 1&2" and "Marked for Death" claims that as he is perusing the script he is careful to make sure that he is not being made to do "anything he couldn't do in real life"
So, seeing as Steven seems so very confident about battling terrorist organisation single handedly, or taking down a city wide Jamaican run crime and drug syndicate single handedly without recieving a single blow to his person, I think you'll all agree that Segal is ideal for the job of retrieving bin Laden! I propose we send him in a one man plane with parachute and drop hmi in the heart of Afganistahn, then sit back and wait for the results.
As a possible side line to this and a way for the US to raise some funds for the rebuilding of Manhattan, I suggest we drop Steve Irwin (that crazy crocadile man) in with Segal and a video camera to create the most stunning "reality TV" since Big Brother 2!!!
Thoughts?
Well, through the medium of drinking, my friends and I have come up with a possible, more likely to succeed, alternative solution.
As a smaller percentage of you will know, martial artist and actor, Steven Segal is renowned for saying in interviews that almost 100% of todays action heroes; Bruce Willis, Nicholas Cage, Wesley Snipes, etc. are a load of p*****s. He claims that most of them wouldn't win a fight against a force of one primary school girl, let alone a "super villain" and, well, he may be right?
Well, an even smaller percentage of you may also be aware that Steven Segal doesn't hold himself in this bracket at all. No, infact, Steven Segal is on record as having said that the first thing he does when he is offered the lead role in a movie is sit down and read the script. Well thats not much of a surprise but what is a surprise is that Steven Segal, notable for such films as "Under Siege 1&2" and "Marked for Death" claims that as he is perusing the script he is careful to make sure that he is not being made to do "anything he couldn't do in real life"
So, seeing as Steven seems so very confident about battling terrorist organisation single handedly, or taking down a city wide Jamaican run crime and drug syndicate single handedly without recieving a single blow to his person, I think you'll all agree that Segal is ideal for the job of retrieving bin Laden! I propose we send him in a one man plane with parachute and drop hmi in the heart of Afganistahn, then sit back and wait for the results.
As a possible side line to this and a way for the US to raise some funds for the rebuilding of Manhattan, I suggest we drop Steve Irwin (that crazy crocadile man) in with Segal and a video camera to create the most stunning "reality TV" since Big Brother 2!!!
Thoughts?
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