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The winner of this competition will be the person who best adapts the wording of a popular song to something relevant to the forums or the people in them.
Your entry can be short or it can be long. It's the funniest or most original that will win.
The winning entry will be sung by Iguana and published as a downloadable WAV file for all to hear (or whatever).
Write your entry into a post in this topic, stating if necessary which song you have adapted.
You can enter as many times as you like and the competition runs until the end of September.
Now - where's that Singalongwithmax LP, or was it Singalongamax? You need hands....
Ant-Just Busier
Hey, FOG, it's been a while
Do you remember me?
When I hit the streets I was 13
A little wild, a little obscene
I've been up and down and in between
After all these posts, topics and memories
I'm still chasing dreams
But I ain't looking over my shoulder
I like the forum I'm writing in
It's just like heaven, it's not full of sin
It's not busy -- just busier
Like a favorite pair of old blue jeans
This forum I'm in it's alright with me
It's not busy -- just busier
It's good to see your name
Your humour no worse for wear
Breathing that FOG Forums air
When you took on the web
You were young and brave
You got secrets that you'll take to the grave
And we're standing here topic to topic
I like the forum I'm writing in
It's just like heaven, it's not full of sin
It's not busy -- just busier
Like a favorite pair of old blue jeans
This forum I'm in it's alright with me
It's not busy -- just busier
I'm not old enough to write the blues
But I wrote the ideas that were thrown down loos
You can ban the newbies 'til they call your bluff
But you can't win GAD until you're not afraid to lose
Well, I look in the forum
I don't hate what I see
There's a few more threads staring back at me
Now the topics have grown a little bit older
Hey man, I gotta run
You take care
If you see Snuggly tell him I've cut my hair
I kept my status
I still believe I’m just…
I like the forum I'm writing in
It's just like heaven, it's not full of sin
It's not busy -- just busier
Like a favorite pair of old blue jeans
This forum I'm in it's alright with me
It's not busy -- just busier
Thanks for reading, Ant.
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
Who let the Newbies out
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
Who let the Newbies out
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
When the forum was nice, the forum was jumpin'
(Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin' a ball
(Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)
I tell the Regulars "start the name callin'"
(Yippie Yi Yo)
And the Newbies report to the call
The poor SPAM thread down
Who let the Newbies out
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
Who let the Newbies out
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
Who let the Newbies out
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
Who let the Newbies out
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
I see ya' little Newbie head up my post
I make him really want to skip town
Get back off me, Get off the forums
Get back you flea infested Newbie!
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
I'm gonna tell
(Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
To any Regulars calling them primates
(Yippie, Yi, Yo)
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the forums!"
(Yippie Yi, Yo)
You fetch a Newbie in front and name calling behind
(Yippie, Yi, Yo)
Who let the Newbies out
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
Who let the Newbies out
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
Who let the Newbies out
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
Who let the Newbies out
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
Say,
A Newbie is nuttin' if he don't have some SPAM
All Newbies hold back on ya' SPAM, all Newbie hold it
A Newbie is nuttin' if he don't have some SPAM
All Newbies hold back on ya' SPAM, all Newbie hold it
Who let the Newbies out
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
Who let the Newbies out
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
Who let the Newbies out
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
Who let the Newbies out
(SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!, SPAG!)
Take a bad company and make it better,
Remember, to let her us your wallet,
Then you can start to make us better.
Hey Tony don’t be afraid,
You were made to go out and make cash,
The minute you set it up you knew,
Then you begin to make us better.
And anytime you feel the pain,
Hey Tony refrain,
Don’t take the grief that you receive.
For well you know that they’re all fools,
Who plays it cool,
By making his world a little colder?
Hey Tony don’t let us down,
You have found us now go and teach us,
Remember (Hey Tony) to let us in your wallet,
Then you can start to make us better.
So breathe out and breathe in
Hey Tony begin,
You’re waiting for someone to SPAM with.
And don’t you know that it’s just you.
Hey Tony, you’ll do,
The power you need is in your hands
Hey Tony don’t make it bad,
Take a bad company and make it better,
Remember, to let her us your wallet,
Then you can start to make us better.
How do I,
Get through one day without SR?
If I had to live without SR?
How boring would that be?
Oooohhh I,
I need you on my screen,
I need to seeeee you.
You're my world, that's where I live.
If you ever leave,
SR you would take away everything,
good in my life.
And tell me now,
How do I live without SR?
I want to know.
How do I breathe without SR?
If you ever go,
How do I ever,
Ever survive?
How do I,
How do I,
Oh how do I live....
Without you...
There'd be no fun in my life,
There would be no point in my life.
There'd be no world left for me.
And I,
SR I don't know what I would do,
I'd be lost if I lost you,
If you ever leave,
SR you would take away everything,
Virtual in my life,
And tell me now,
How do I live without you?
I want to know.
How do I breathe without you?
If you ever go,
How do I ever,
Ever survive....?
How do I,
How do I,
Oh how do I live?
If you ever leave,
SR you would take away everything,
Need you on my screen.
SR you know you are everything,
Worthwhile in my life.
And tell me now,
How do I live without you?
I want to know.
How do I breathe without you?
If you ever go,
How do I ever,
Ever survive....?
How do I,
How do I,
Oh how do I live?
......
Without you!
How do I,
Get through one day without SR?
If I had to live without SR?
How boring would that be?
Oooohhh I,
I need you on my screen,
I need to seeeee you.
You're my world, my heart, my soul.
If you ever leave,
SR you would take away everything,
good in my life.
And tell me now,
How do I live without SR?
I want to know.
How do I breathe without you?
If you ever go,
How do I ever,
Ever survive?
How do I,
How do I,
Oh how do I live....
Without you?
There'd be no fun in my life,
There would be no point in my life.
There'd be no world left for me.
And I,
Tony the owner
Can he ban them?
Tony the owner
Yes he can
Loki, Andrew and Ali
And No10 too
Pb and FM
Join the crew
Tony and his gang
Have so much fun
Working together
To get the job done
Tony the owner
Can he ban them?
Tony the owner
Yes he can
Tony the owner
Can he ban them?
Tony the owner
Yes he can
Time to get busy
Such a lot to do
Banning and posting
'Til it' looks all new
Tony and the gang
They can really be found
Working all day
'Til the sun goes down
Tony the owner
Can he ban them?
Tony the owner
Yes he can
Tony the owner
Can he ban them?
Tony the owner
Yes he can
Oh Dear
Can we ban then?
Click, there and again, then that
Okay, type that
We can tackle any situation
Look out 'cause here we come
Can he ban them? Yes
Can he post it? Yes
Can he fix it? Yes
Tony the owner
Can he ban them?
Tony the owner
Yes he can
Tony the owner
Can he ban them?
Tony the owner
Yes he can
Posting and banning
Having so much fun
Working together
They get the job done
Can he ban them? Yes
Can he post it? Yes
Can he fix it? Yes
Tony the owner
Tony the owner
All together now
Tony the owner
Can he ban them?
Tony the owner
Yes he can
Tony the owner
Can he ban them?
Tony the owner
You’d better get some work done
I had a dream about him
he gave me games
I got posting in heaven
Now I know how he rocks
and judges the posts
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me
Cos I'm just a teenage gamer baby!
Yeh I'm just a teenage gamer baby!
Play games on my PS2 baby!
But he hmmmmmmmnnnnmmm
His boss is called Tony
He brings some games to work
I'm sure he would kick
My *ss if he knew the truth of how I won games
He lives in Basildon
And drives a cool car
But he doesn't know who I am
And He doesn't give a damn about me
Cos I'm just a teenage gamer baby!
Yeh I'm just a teenage gamer baby!
Play games on my PS2 baby!
But he hmmmmmmmnnnnmmm
Oh yeah! Gamer!
No they dont know what they're missing!
Oh yeah, gamer!
No they dont know what they're missing!
Man, I feel so low
Its gamer of the year award
And I'm all alone
Behold!
He's walking over to me, this must be fake
My controller starts to shake
How does he know who I am?
And why does he give a damn about me?
He said
I 've got two games for a PS2 Darkness
Give me a deathmatch, best out of 9
Cos I'm just a teenage gamer Dan like you
hmmmmnmmm
Oh yeah! Gamer!
No they dont know what they're missing!
Oh yeah, gamer!
No they dont know what they're missing!
Ant-It's My GAD
This ain't a song for the annoying newbies
No silent prayer for SPAG departed
And I ain't gonna be just a name in the list
You're gonna read my posts
Because I insist
It's my GAD
It's now or never
I ain't gonna post forever
I just want to post while I'm online (It's my GAD)
My thread is like an open highway
Like Snuggly said
Do it my way
I just wanna post while I'm online, It's my GAD
This is for the ones who stood their ground
For Sheepy and Grix Thraves who never backed down
Originality's getting harder make no mistake
Stats ain't even lucky
Got to make your own breaks
It's my GAD
It's now or never
I ain't gonna post forever
I just want to post while I'm online (It's my GAD)
My thread is like an open highway
Like Snuggly said
Do it my way
I just wanna post while I'm online, It's my GAD
Better keep away when Tony's calling you out
Don't post, don't write, newbie, don't be a clown
It's my GAD
It's now or never
I ain't gonna post forever
I just want to post while I'm online (It's my GAD)
My thread is like an open highway
Like Snuggly said
Do it my way
I just wanna post while I'm online, It's my GAD
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something,
I think you’ll understand,
Then I’ll say that something,
Why don’t you hold out your hand,
Why don’t you hold out your hand,
Why don’t you hold out your hand,
Oh please say to me
You’re not lying,
And please say to me,
You’ll hold out your hand,
Now hold out your hand,
Why don’t you hold out your hand,
And when I talk to you
I feel happy inside,
It’s such a feeling
That I cannot hide,
I can’t hide, I can’t hide.
Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something,
I think you’ll understand,
Then I’ll say that something,
Why don’t you hold out your hand,
Why don’t you hold out your hand,
Why don’t you hold out your hand,
Oh please say to me
You’re not lying,
And please say to me,
You’ll hold out your hand,
Now hold out your hand,
Why don’t you hold out your hand,
And when I talk to you
I feel happy inside,
It’s such a feeling
That I cannot hide,
I can’t hide, I can’t hide.
all the wat to sr
Coming
all the way to SR
you've dissed all the newbies
and challenged the laws of GAD
now, spammers
you are so annoying
you may as well have had 'kick me'
fastened on your tag
you know what you are,
your a flamming spammer
you know what you are
you're a spammer
Tags
there written under your name
your little joke
is a tendency
to be rubbish
but you've know that from the beginning
you didn't have to use that one
you didn't have use it
you know what you are,
you're gonna be a top poster
you know what you are
you're gonna be a top poster
you know who you are
you know who you are
you know who you are.
Coming
all the way to SR
you've written your own directions
and not gone to gameplay
you know what you are
you're a GAD winner
you know what you are
you're gonna be a spammer
you know what you are
you're gonna be a star
you know what you are
you're gonna be a top poster
Coming
all the way to SR
all the way to SR
all the way to SR
you're gonna be a spammer, you are
you're gonna be a spammer
you're gonna be a star, you are
you're gonna be a spammer