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The winner of this competition will be the person who best adapts the wording of a popular song to something relevant to the forums or the people in them.
Your entry can be short or it can be long. It's the funniest or most original that will win.
The winning entry will be sung by Iguana and published as a downloadable WAV file for all to hear (or whatever).
Write your entry into a post in this topic, stating if necessary which song you have adapted.
You can enter as many times as you like and the competition runs until the end of September.
Now - where's that Singalongwithmax LP, or was it Singalongamax? You need hands....
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking' I could never live without Gameaday by my side
But then I spent so many nights
Thinking how Shaneo did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learnt how to get along
Tony:
And so you're back from that other place
You just walked in to find I was here with that sad look upon my face
I could have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your computer key
If I’ve known for just one second you'd back to bother me
Tony:
Go on now, go
Walk out the door
Just turn around now
’Cause you're not welcome anymore’
Tom:
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did I crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not.
I, I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to type
I know I'll stay alive;
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my posts to give
and I'll survive,
I will survive. Hey hey.
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying hard to kill you with a dart,
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself.
I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me
Somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person still who has a bad flue,
And so you feel like posting
And just expect me to be free,
Now I'm saving' all my posting for someone who's posting me
Tony:
Go on now, go
Walk out the door
Just turn around now
’Cause you're not welcome anymore’
Tom:
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did I crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not.
I, I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to type
I know I'll stay alive;
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my posts to give
and I'll survive,
I will survive.
I will survive
Another womens post by The Dogfather, this is getting embarrassing and people will get weird ideas soon, I think my next post will be something a little more different.
:)
Prizes are rising – SPAMMER’S getting low
According to all sources, SR’s the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
The team is going insane
For the first time in history
Their giving away another game
It's Raining Games! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Games! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely stinking rich!
It's Raining Games! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Games! Every Different type!
Ninety, PS, PC and DC
Addictive and boring and easy and scary
God bless Special Reserve, he's a father too
He took off to heaven and he did what she had to do
He taught every angel of SR’s fame
So that each and every gamer could find her perfect game
It's Raining Games! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Games! Amen!
It's Raining Games! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Games! Ame---------nnnn!
I feel celebrations
Moving in about to begin
Hear the clapping
Don't you lose your head
Turn on your PC and leave your bed
God bless Special Reserve, he's a father too
He took off to heaven and he did what she had to do
He taught every angel of SR’s fame
So that each and every gamer could find her perfect game
It's Raining Games! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Games! Amen!
It's Raining Games! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Games! Yeah!!
Prizes are rising – SPAMMER’S getting low
According to all sources, SR’s the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
The team is going insane
For the first time in history
Their giving away another game.
It's Raining Games! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Games! Amen!
It's Raining Games! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Games!
Thank You for reading that, I'll just collect my game now shall I?
CJC - Gameaday
Here I lie in a lost
And lonely part of the forums
Held in time in a chat
Of tears I slowly drown
Going home I just can't
Take it all alone
I really should be
Holding you, holding you
Loving you, loving you
CHORUS:
Gameaday
When the games are gone
And you can't go on
It's Gameaday
When the newbie cries
And you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one to chat to you,
You're going nowhere
Gameaday
When you lose control
And you got no soul
It's gameaday
When the newbie cries
And you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one to chat to you,
You're going nowhere
Night and day there's a
Banning down inside of chat
Oh, burning thread with a
Yearning that
Won't let me be
Down I go and I just
Can't take it all alone
I really should be
Holding you, holding you
Loving you, loving you
Repeat chorus
Gameaday
When you lose control and
You got no soul
It's Gameaday
When the newbie cries
And chat just dies
It's hard to bear
With no one to chat to you,
You're going nowhere
> S Club 7: S Club Party
S R
Gonna give you games
Everybody get
> online tonight
S Club
Gonna give you games
Tap your fingers on
> the keyboard
Finally Friday night
Feeling kinda good, looking
> alright
Gotta get moving, can't be late
Gotta get typing, just
> can't wait
Get the feeling
Your skin is peeling
Gameplay
> haters
Get ready everybody cuz her we go
S R
Gonna give you
> games
Everybody get online tonight
S Club
Gonna give you
> games
Tap your fingers on the keyboard
Oh, oh, wave your hands
> in the air
Oh, oh, like you just don't care
Oh, oh, it's a party
> over here
Oh, oh, it's a party over there
Grix is doing his
> finger dance
Er-no is looking for romance
FM is rolling down on
> the floor
While RBS is typing more
Wanna see Iguana sing
Wanna
> see Mystique do her thing
Then we got Sniper, he's goes hyper
Get
> ready everybody cuz here we go
S R
Gonna give you
> games
Everybody get online tonight
S Club
Gonna give you
> games
Tap your fingers on the keyboard
SR boys- make some
> noise
Big SPAMMERS- pack your bags
S R
Gonna give you
> games
Everybody get online tonight
S Club
Gonna give you
> games
Tap your fingers on the keyboard
Don't think my music
> taste is that bad after my last few posts, espically with this and
> YMCA.
The Dogfather
Sorry about that I knew I did one mistake, there all done now.
S R
Gonna give you games
Everybody get online tonight
S Club
Gonna give you games
Tap your fingers on the keyboard
Finally Friday night
Feeling kinda good, looking alright
Gotta get moving, can't be late
Gotta get typing, just can't wait
Get the feeling
Your skin is peeling
Gameplay haters
Get ready everybody cuz her we go
S R
Gonna give you games
Everybody get online tonight
S Club
Gonna give you games
Tap your fingers on the keyboard
Oh, oh, wave your hands in the air
Oh, oh, like you just don't care
Oh, oh, it's a party over here
Oh, oh, it's a party over there
Grix is doing his finger dance
Er-no is looking for romance
Grix is rolling down on the floor
While RBS is typing more
Wanna see Iguana sing
Wanna see Mystique do her thing
Then we got Sniper, he's goes hyper
Get ready everybody cuz here we go
S R
Gonna give you games
Everybody get online tonight
S Club
Gonna give you games
Tap your fingers on the keyboard
SR boys- make some noise
Big SPAMMERS- pack your bags
S R
Gonna give you games
Everybody get online tonight
S Club
Gonna give you games
Tap your fingers on the keyboard
Don't think my music taste is that bad after my last few posts, espically with this and YMCA.
The Dogfather
Wyclef Jean: Perfect Gentleman
Check dis out
This one's goin' out to the special reserve shops
Yo, meet me at the Nottingham store
For every Game Buyer
I'ma send this one out to the spez rez forums
Magic City, New York dogs, Rolex
I be seeing y'all up in there late at night
I understand when the prices is stressing you out
(Crazy prices) Know what I'm saying?
Don't let the highstreet stores fool y'all now, fellas
They be doin' the same thing over chargin'
Turn up my symphony, man.
Turn up my symphony!
Drop a BEAT!)
[Chorus]
Just 'cuz the prices so low
It don't make spez rez a no, no
Tony, put your dance shoes on
Do they accept solo
We gonna eeeelope with cheap prices on Ninttttendo
Called up my mama, tell her to bring her credit cards down, yo
[Verse 1]
Ten games, let me see the prices, very good you should be dancing like you got no, bones in your body and you was made to be a celebrity, Twenty games, know it's a sin, but before you show me
the bargain bin, these cheaps prices will fulfill my spending needs
Thirty games, to the highest spender but Tony
said, 'if its not on the shelves then its probably in the stock room' Forty games, looked at my credit card, I saw prices falling
down, type of prices that my money could buy
[Chorus 2X]
[Verse 2]
Excuse me, what is your name?
Uh, my name is Tony, yo
I was blessed with the Prices of spez rez
Have you any idea how hard this is?
To keep the prices down it aint easy
Yo, tantalizing teaser
Lap top pleaser
Give me what I need a
Mastercard a Visa
PC fantasy
Picture these games on a flat screen TV
Spez Rez extends these prices to you
Now come inside stop looking blue,
Pay for your games,
The prices are the cheapest by far
No more shopping in GAME
These prices are crazy, no where else will you find the same
[Chorus 2X]
(Yo a lot of y'all sitting with y'all girls
fronting like these prices aint real man
Talking bout, 'IIIIIII, I don't be believing these offers
You stupid! You'd be surprised how cheap these games are man.
I got one question for you people)
Shot callers, didn’t you used to work in GAME?
You saying these prices aren’t right? But he without any money casts the first stone.
I saw the advert in a magazine, the prices was so cheap I couldn’t believe it
It said if I ever needed more RAM ,
Don't hesitate to come by, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Chorus 2X]
Call up my mama tell her to get her credit cars down here pronto!
(Yo Tony, can I get a few more games on my card ? I tell you I
got nothing but funny money, man. New York Dogs.)
Young gamer, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young gamer, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young gamer, 'cause you're in a new place
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young gamer, there's a place you can go.
I said, young Gamer, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Lots of ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the S-R-Web-Site.
It's fun to stay at the S-R-Web-Site.
They have everything for you gamers to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the S-R-Web-Site.
It's fun to stay at the S-R-Web-Site.
You can get yourself a game, you can have a good chat,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Young Gamer, are you listening to me?
I said, young Gamer, what do you want to be?
I said, young Gamer, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!
No Gamer does it all by himself.
I said, young Gamer, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the S-R-Web-Site
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to stay at the S-R-Web-Site.
It's fun to stay at the S-R-Web-Site.
They have everything for you gamers to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the S-R-Web-Site.
It's fun to stay at the S-R-Web-Site.
You can get yourself a game, you can have a good chat,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Young Gamer, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no one cared if I were alive.
I felt the same but then SR………
That's when someone came up to me,
And said,young Gamer, take a look on the net.
there's a place there called the S-R-Web-Site.
They can start you back on your way.
It's fun to stay at the S-R-Web-Site.
It's fun to stay at the S-R-Web-Site.
They have everything for you gamers to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
S-R-Web-Site.... you'll find it at the S-R-Web-Site
Young Gamer, young Gamer, there's no need to feel down.
Young Gamer, young Gamer, get yourself off the ground.
S-R-Web-Site... you'll find it at the S-R-Web-Site.
young Gamer, young Gamer, there's no need to feel down.
young Gamer, young Gamer, get yourself off the ground.
S-R-Web-Site... you'll find it at the S-R-Web-Site.
Young Gamer, young Gamer, are you listening to me?
Young Gamer, young Gamer, you can now be free
Shooby dooby dooby doo woi
Shooby doo
Oh
Shooby doo dooby doo boi oi
Yeah, ah
Tony, you're my dealer you're my darling dealer
Closer than my mates you are to me, Tony
Tony, you're my dealer, you're my darling dealer
Man, you're my friend when I'm in need, maty
Life is one big party when you're still young
But who's gonna have your games when it's all done
It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun
Can't be a fool, son, what about the long run
Looking back Tony always mention
Said I’m not giving SR much attention
Seifer was there through my incarceration
I wanna show the forums my appreciation
Tony, you're my dealer you're my darling dealer
Closer than my mates you are to me, Tony
Tony, you're my dealer, you're my darling dealer
Man, you're my friend when I'm in need, maty
You're a king and so you should be treated
Though you never get the repsect that you needed
Could have left, but we called and you heeded
Begged and I pleaded, mission completed
Mama said that I and Pb dissed this top-site
Not the type to mess around with her emotion
But the feeling that I have for this is so strong
Been together so long and this could never be wrong
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady
Uh, uh
Tony, in spite of my behavior, said I'm your savior
(You must be sent from up above)
And you appear to me so tender, say Tony I surrender
(Thanks for giving me your love)
Tony, in spite of my behavior, said I'm your savior
(You must be sent from up above)
And you appear to me so tender, say Tony I surrender
(Thanks for giving me your love)
Life is one big party when you're still young
But who's gonna have your games when it's all done
It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun
Can't be a fool, son, what about the long run
Looking back Tony always mention
Said I’m not giving SR much attention
Seifer was there through my incarceration
I wanna show the forums my appreciation
I wanna show the nation my appreciation
Tony, you're my dealer you're my darling dealer
Closer than my mates you are to me, Tony
Tony, you're my dealer, you're my darling dealer
Man, you're my friend when I'm in need, maty
Tony, you're my dealer you're my darling dealer
Closer than my mates you are to me, Tony
Tony, you're my dealer, you're my darling dealer
Man, you're my friend when I'm in need, maty
Loki is Shaggy, ALi is Rik Roy or however you spell it
(Yo', loki) Yo'
(Open up, man) What do you want, Ali?
(My boss just caught me) You let him catch you?
(I don't know how I let this happen) To you?
(The girl next door, you know) Man
(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you
(Alright)
Tony came in and he caught me red-handed
Creeping with the years income
Picture this, I had both pockets full
Then slipped on the main stairs floor
How could I forget that I had
Given him an extra key
All this time he was standing there
He never took her eyes off me
How you can grant the man access to your home
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your money
You better watch your back before he turns into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If he say you're not, convince her say you're gay
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
And you tell him their’s no way
But he caught me in the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me stealing from the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even stole his own belongings(It wasn't me)
He even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
He saw the money in my pocket (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told him (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
He said our deal was over
Tony came in and he caught me red-handed
Creeping with the years income
Picture this, I had both pockets full
Then slipped on the main stairs floor
I had tried to keep him
From what he was about to see
Why should he believe me
When I told him it wasn't me
Make sure he knows it's not you and lead him on da wrong track
Bend the truth but just don’t mess with his pack
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seein is believin so you better change your specs
You know he not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then he'll go to SR mass
Wait for your answer: go over there
But if he pack a gun you know you better run fast
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
But he caught me in the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me stealing from the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even stole his own belongings(It wasn't me)
He even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
He saw the money in my pocket (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told him (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
He said our deal was over
Tony came in and he caught me red-handed
Creeping with the years income
Picture this, I had both pockets full
Then slipped on the main stairs floor
How could I forget that I had
Given him an extra key
All this time he was standing there
He never took her eyes off me
Gonna tell him that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
I've been listenin to your reasonin
It makes no sense at all
We should tell him that I'm sorry
For the pain that I've caused
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost
That's why I sing
Tony came in and he caught me red-handed
Creeping with the years income
Picture this, I had both pockets full
Then slipped on the main stairs floor
How could I forget that I had
Given him an extra key
All this time he was standing there
He never took her eyes off me